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(Give my girls some loving too~) "dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb" -Red Velvet 'dumb dumb' (Lowkey feel like this song was @ me)
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"YOONGI! LET ME DO ONE!" Hoseok grinned as he walked to Joy and snatched it off her mouth. We did this to all the members and it was a fun little game.

Yeri growled "Ouch?! Next time peal it off nicely?!"

"Hurd." I turned to Jin. "Where is the duck tape?"

"No! No no! Please no more!" They cried.

"Ok, let's get back on track. Where did you get the positions?" Taehyung sat down on the couch.

"I made it!" Yeri grinned. "It took all night but I made it!"

"You're really proud of yourself, huh?" Namjoon looked at her unamused.

"I wonder what would happen if I give them the cookie....would they turn into guys too?"

"We should" I agreed with Jins' statement.

"A taste of their own medicine!"

"Please no! Don't!" They begged. I don't know if jin was joking, but I'm really going to give them cookies.

"Have fun with boners." Hoseok grinned.

"Oh!" I popped up holding my stomach. "How in the world do you deal with periods?! This shit hurts!"

"Pfft! You have one!" Red velvet crackled as I felt my cheeks blush. I honestly wanted to know.

"Really wanna know?" Joy asked. I nodded my head. "Plot twist. You never."

"That's literally hell, and I feel it."

"I kinda don't wanna give you the cookie, hyung." Hoseok passed out the cookies.

"Pass then or we'll see what's going to happen."

Hoseok teases me about it as he held it above my head. This man has another thing coming because he's only the third shortest member, he better watch out before Jimin passes him.

Namjoon came behind Hoseok and yanked the cookie from him. Hoseok frowns as he jumps up to get the cookie from him.

"Enough joking, give me a cookie so I don't have to deal with this." Namjoon handed me the cookie as Hoseok handed out the rest.

Jin looked at the cookies hard. As if judging Hoseoks cooking "What if it doesn't work?"

"Then we beat the living hell out of these girls for lying....." Namjoon crackled as their faces flushed with white.

"Please don't." Joy begged.

"On the count of three....?" Taehyung offers. We nodded our head as he starts the count.

"One....." we raise the cookie in our fingertips and to our mouth.

"T-two....." he stutters as we all open our mouths. He pauses for a good while before Jungkook spoke up.

"Forgot how to count, dickhead?" He dropped his hands by his side as we all did the same.

"You count!"

"Is this because of my cooking?!"

"Hyung, you know I love your cooking-"

"-then eat it-."

"-But!"

"THREE!"

As someone shouts three we all devoured the cookie and faded into blackness.

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