FRIENDS.
010. ❛ stomach virus. ❜

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mcu squad

tony stank:
where is the spunky blonde
queen of wit?

spidey sense:
i haven't heard from her or else I would hear her booming voice waking me up from a nap.

scarjo:
I know that she was feeling
a little off today in the morning
during her morning shoot but
she clocked out and went home.

spangles:
She didn't look so good the last time I saw her. I recommended that she went home and I told the Russos about her condition.

izzy:
of course you would know that.
all that time on your phone, you were talking to my sis.

lizzie:
She just texted me and said that she was sick and was coming down with something.

mackie:
Is it something contagious because I feel like I might be getting it too.

Stomach cramps.

mackie:
Definitely not what this is

It's cramps and it's definitely a bug, a stupid stomach virus.
Give me a second while I go and throw up in a toilet.

hemsworth:
I'm far away but I didn't need to know that much detail

sebby:
Cramps is okay but throwing up
is where I draw the line.
It sucks.

renner:
are you sure you're not pregnant?

izzy:
Why must every throwing up scenario led to pregnancy?
IT ISNT THE ONLY SIGN OF
PREGNANCY!

sebby:
someone else might be pregnant

izzy:
don't start with me seb
ask mackie how I get when people get on my bad side

sebby:
honey, any side of you is a good side

tony stank:
coming up next this year, the love story of Sebastian Stan and Isabella DiCaprio

lizzie:
you're waking on thin ice

watching you two bicker makes it easier for me to forget about the ache in my stomach

spangles:
as long as you're okay, call us if you need anything.

I think I'm good for now.
Hold up.

mackie:
She dipped for the toilet again.
Poor baby.

Poor me indeed.
Why do bad things happen to good people?

tony stank:
one of us should head over there to make sure she's not alone.

spidey sense:
doesn't she have a bf? perhaps someone should contact him.

tony stank:
no. we don't like him.
I nominate Chris, not Hemsworth.

hemsworth:
great because I didn't even know how I was going to get there in the first place.

spangles:
what am I suppose to do?

izzy:
go check on nat until I come home. I have one scene to shoot so until then take care of my sister.

spangles:
that's seems simple enough

lizzie:
just don't get too comfortable

pratt:
what am I missing here?
I'm so lost