FRIENDS.
057. ❛ honeymoon. ❜

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mcu squad

tony stank:
How are the old ball and chain?

Old?

tony stank:
New ball and chain.

That's better.

tony stank:
How's the honeymoon?
But don't give too many details, we all know that you two are doing each other.

renner 🏹:
There is a child in this groupchat.

tony stank:
I'm sorry.
They are either humping or screwing.

lizzie:
You really don't learn, do you?

tony stank:
Are they not?
Can you assure me that they aren't?

tony stank:
See your silence says it all.
See Chris isn't even responding because he's sleeping next to her.

izzy:
I would hope so because they are like a couple of hours ahead of us.
Australia must be nice.

It is nice and I'm really tired from our wandering. I really should be sleeping right now.

izzy:
What's stopping you?

Jet lag.

tony stank:
Jet lag = Chris Evans banging

spidey sense:
Really considering leaving this groupchat.

Don't leave, Tom.
We won't talk about it anymore,
I HOPE 🤞🏻

tony stank:
I can't keep any promises.

That's reassuring.

lizzie 💖:
When are you guys coming back?
Since I already miss you like crazy?

I miss you too, Lizzie.

pratt:
I miss your husband.

I miss Anna.

deadpool:
Screw that, when are you guys going to announce that your pregnant? Like this world needs a DiEvans baby.

Let me just enjoy married life right now.

spidey sense:
Yes, Mom.
Enjoy your time in the tropicals, and please send photos.

Will do.

hemsworth:
Enjoy my homeland.

Trust me, I'm enjoying it a little too much.

sebby:
How come?

izzy:
Are we seriously going back to this?

sebby:
What?
I'm curious.

Curiosity killed the cat.

tony stank:
Nope that T'Challa

mackie:
Where is my Captain Little Ass?

scarjo:
Enjoying his beautiful new wife since he left you in the dust.

Nice one.

izzy:
You can't even get butt hurt Mackie since you knew he was going to leave you.

mackie:
I just didn't get a chance to say goodbye.

Well goodbye 👋🏻

mackie:
That's just cold.

Well what do you expect?

mackie:
You're a lot meaner than I expected.

spangles 💕:
You gotta get use to my girl defending me now.

sebby:
CHRIS!

spidey sense:
Marvel daddy arrived.

sebby:
Please don't ever say that again.
Although I bet that Natalia says that on a regular basis to Chris 😏

izzy:
Don't be gross.

I want to leave before this gets too sexual for Tom, because we need to protect him at all cost.
Also I'm getting very sleepy.

hemsworth:
Wait, what are you guys doing tomorrow?

Riding bikes and more exploring.

hemsworth:
Make sure to go scuba diving.
It's so fun.

renner:
Says the Aussie.

izzy:
Oh please, you wish you had his accent.

spangles 💕:
Flame on 🔥

sebby:
Now that Natalia's gone, fill us in on the details.

That's enough of you, Seb.

spangles 💕:
Sorry pal, I got to listen to what the queen says

tony stank:
See that's how he gets the good living tonight.

ROBERT!

tony stank:
NATALIA!

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING

tony stank:
You know what you can do for me. Just send me one photo and I'll shut up.

Are you asking for nudes?

tony stank:
I'm more civil than that.

mackie:
He's asking for nudes.

tony stank:
You're taking my words out of context.

mackie:
Oh yeah, that's what she was doing.

There.
Are you happy?

tony stank:
Very

deadpool:
Aw yeah, Chris my boy is getting it.

spidey sense:
How did this become my life?