TERRIBLE LOVE.
067. ❛ cousin. ❜

courtneydelevingne:
when your cousin comes for a visit but spends his time talking to my fiancée
[tagged @paulwesley]
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bigbaldhead:
it's not everyday that Paul calls me

paulwesley:
correction i was speaking to him and to cami so that we could meet up

camidelevingne:
outside Courtney's apartment

courtneydelevingne:
so you're meeting outside my apartment instead of coming up?

caradelevingne:
where they are going you can't possibly go since you're very close to your due date.

bigbaldhead:
the first time that cara actually cares for her niece and nephew

caradelevingne:
i care, i car-a lot

paulwesley:
because I'm your relative I can say that that joke wasn't funny

camidelevingne:
you haven't lived with us for years, all delevingnes make corny jokes

paulwesley:
you're the least corny

courtneydelevingne:
that not true

bigbaldhead:
now that I'm marrying you, I have to tell you the truth that you make bad jokes

courtneydelevingne:
well that the last time you get close to me again

bigbaldhead:
that's not what I was hearing last night

paulwesley:
and that's why I'm leaving this comment section and Courtney's apartment to hang out with Cami

courtneydelevingne:
so I'm left all alone

caradelevingne:
don't worry I'm coming over so that you aren't alone