TERRIBLE LOVE.
071. ❛ tired. ❜

[pookie, daddy rick, rosita, carol, maggie, glenn, negan, michonne, queen of westeros, sasha, abraham, eugene, morgan, hardwick]

daddy rick: how is parenthood treating you?

rosita: they are probably ready to puke themselves

glenn: how I'm going to miss seeing them try and attempt parenting

carol: it's going to be fun watching them

negan: norman hasn't gone on a motorcycle ride with me since they were born
negan: i miss my riding buddy

abraham: sexual innuendo?

hardwick: well, this is why I got married and didn't have kids first

michonne: try telling them that

queen of westeros: we might be parents but we can still read

pookie: perfectly, if you don't count the constant headache

queen of westeros: and the screaming and the yelling and the waking up at the middle of the night
queen of westeros: no sleep and almost no free time at all

daddy rick: so that means that norman hasn't gotten any action since the birth
daddy rick: and he's seen some interesting stuff if you know what I mean

negan: that can also explain why he's so cranky

eugene: good one

maggie: also explain court's mood every time I come over

daddy rick: guys we should give them a break

pookie: thank you

daddy rick: guess i know we should get them some sexual objects for their birthdays

queen of westeros: because our life is so funny to you guys. my hands hurts, my breasts hurt, my head hurts, and I'm ready to give up. I don't know if I can make it through this and it's really hard and I can't it's too much for me right now. I love these little monsters but my life has been flipped upside down and I need things to go back to normal.
queen of westeros: I can't believe that I let Norman convince me of this childhood

pookie: I do see this could be my fault for inaugurating the sex

queen of westeros: believe me, if sex ends in me getting pregnant each time then you're not touching me again

daddy rick: that's not going to happen
daddy rick: you'll have sex and perhaps one more pregnancy will happen
daddy rick: but you'll get through it all
daddy rick: I know we poke fun at you and norman but we can't comprehend what you're going through and we are proud of both of you for accomplishing this new step in life. And we understand it's difficult for both of you and we can help in anyway we can because before this you had a family and now that you're starting your new family, your old one will be here to help every step of the way.