Wylan: You think I really give a fuck? I can't even read.

Kaz, talking to Wylan on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Wylan: You bet!
Kaz: At what temperature?
Wylan: 535.
Kaz: That's the clock.
Wylan:
Kaz:
Wylan: 536.

Wylan: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Kaz: It means I was the second-worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Wylan: but what's the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Kaz: Wylan, they... weren't always orphans.
Wylan:

Wylan: Welcome, fellow idiots
Jesper: Hello, Wylan
Wylan: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Jesper: You underestimate me

Wylan: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Jesper: Three words.
Wylan: