(Guess which emoji is who...)

WITH GUEST APPEARANCE FROM OLD MAN STEVE!!!

*The group is getting into the car*
Sam: I'm driving.
Zemo, out of view: Shotgun!
Bucky, turning to face Zemo: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Zemo: WOAH-
Zemo, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

Old Man Steve, texting Sam: Sam! Help I'm being kidnapped
Sam: Where are you?
Old Man Steve: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Sam: I'll call Bucky.
Bucky, answering their cell: Y'ello?
Sam: Where's Steve? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Bucky: Steve? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Bucky:
Bucky: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Bucky: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Old Man Steve: WHO ARE YOU?!

Bucky: Hey Zemo,
Zemo: Yes?
Bucky: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Zemo:
Zemo: Where's Sam?

Zemo: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Sam: *turning to Bucky* How tall are you?