Inej: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Wylan: I think you mean cards.
Inej, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.

Inej: Do you think you'd actually notice if someone didn't cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? How many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn't notice It?
Jesper: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!
Inej: You know what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I'm glad I could be an inspiration.

*After Inej got stabbed*

Nina, tending to Inej's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Inej: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

Jesper: You know, not every problem can be solved with a knife.
Inej: That's why I carry multiple knives.

Inej: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Kaz: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Inej: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?