Jesper: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Nina: You would eat yourself?
Jesper: I wouldn't even question it.

Inej: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Jesper: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police

Wylan: Please, I'm begging you, go to a doctor.
Jesper: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Jesper: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Kaz: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Jesper: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Jesper: I can explain.
Kaz: Can you?
Jesper: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.