Darkstalker: What are your goals?
Whiteout: To pet all the dogs  :)))
Darkstalker: No, fitness goals.
Whiteout: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs  :))))))

Crooler: I prevented a murder today.
Cragger: Really? How'd you do that?
Crooler: Self-control.

Wanda: This is bothering me.
Pietro: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Wanda: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

Fives: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Echo: Fives, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

Ron: I was arrested for being too cool.
Ginny: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Sherlock: I made tea.
Mycroft: I don't want tea.
Sherlock: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Mycroft: Then why are you telling me?
Sherlock: It is a conversation starter.
Mycroft: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Sherlock: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Rex: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Cody: That's why I carry two swords.

Fred: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
George: What did you do op?
Fred: A MISTAKE

Rafa: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
Trace: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Rafa: Jokes on you, I can't do math

*Sadie and Carter skipping stones on lake*
Carter: It's such a beautiful evening.
Sadie, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

Thor: *Gets down on one knee*
Loki: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Thor: *Falls over*
Loki: The poison is kicking in.

Queenie: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Tina, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Queenie:
Queenie: fsh

Wrecker: Am I in trouble?
Hunter: Take a guess.
Wrecker: No?
Hunter: Take another guess.

Jambu, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Glory: How?
Jambu: How what?
Glory: How could they be worse?
Jambu: They couldn't, I lied.
Glory:

Anemone, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Tsunami: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

Kai: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Nya: Oh, you've been?
Kai: Once. In Monopoly.

Clemont: Do you take constructive criticism?
Bonnie: I only take cash or credit.