Vi: Violence isn't the answer.
Jinx: You're right.
Vi: *sighs in relief*
Jinx: Violence is the question.
Vi: What?
Jinx, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Vi, running after them: NO-

Vi: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

Vi, pointing: May I sit there?
Caitlyn: That's my lap
Vi: That doesn't answer my question, Caitlyn.

Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Vi*
Vi: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

Vi: You love me, right, Vander?
Vander: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

Caitlyn: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Vi: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

Vi: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.