[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
TAe

Taetae:
I KNO

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
NO LET ME SPEAK 1ST

Taetae:
IM SO GAY

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
NAMJOONS FREND
HES SO BEAUTIFUL IM ALARMD

Taetae:
EVERY1 IN THE GROUP CHAT R BEATUFL
IM SUCH A GAY BOY

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
OK BUt who do u think is the most attractive??
like just ur personal opinoin??

Taetae:
DONT SPRING A QUESTION LIKE THAT ON ME
IMMA START CRYING GAY TEARS
BUT IF I Have to chooSE
PROBALY UR FELLOW DANCE MAJOR

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
hoseok??

Taetae:
no i meant the one i DONT know
but hobi is gorgeous i will admit
but the oTHER ONE

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
jungkook???

Taetae:
SHUT UP I DIDNT FORGET HIS NAME I WAS JUST THINKING

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
about??

Taetae:
how gay i am

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
same

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae i can give u jungkook's # if u want

Taetae:
NO I HARDLY KNOW HIM
ID JUST EMBARRASS MYSELF
just keep the group chat ok??

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
oc, i dont plan on deleting it
but u kno...if u change ur mind tae...

Taetae:
hush

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
lmaoo ok :))

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[Hoseok and Seokjin private chat]

Handsome_face:
hobi??
who is??
NamJune??

YourHobi:
(＾• ω •＾) did u scroll up?
he's jimin's coworker
handsome isn't he?
also his name is Namjoon lmao

Handsome_face:
same thing
anyway
im not admitting to anything

YourHobi:
omf whats that supposed to mean jinnie?
u do find him handsome dont u??

Handsome_face:
wtvr a handsome face is just a handsome face

YourHobi:
jin u have a handsome face

Handsome_face:
yeah but i have a matchless personality so thats what counts
but also yeah, my contact name isnt a lie ┐(︶▽︶)┌

YourHobi:
its a good thing ur my best friend jin

Handsome_face:
wuts that supposed 2 mean

YourHobi:
nth at all jinnie (＾▽＾)
anyway back to namjoon
u should stick around in the group chat
who knows, maybe youll find out namjoon also has a matchless personality

Handsome_face:
impossible
there can only be one perfect human being on this planet and that title is taken

YourHobi:
uh huh

YourHobi:
ok the group chat is blowing up lmao
lets resume this later

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[JIMIN'S FREINDS!!!]

Chocochip_kookie:
i just realized u spelled friends wrong jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
oh thats right lmao

Blue_ribbon_mochi has renamed the chat JIMIN'S FRENDS!!!

Chocochip_kookie:
still wrong
how did u make it into college

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u know im not quite sure

NamJune has renamed the chat Jimin's Friends

NamJune:
there u go

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i almost forgot i gave u rights to the chat lmao
but u forgot to make the entire thing in all caps

NamJune:
why does it have to be in all caps?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
bcuz enthsiaom thats why
*enthsuasm
*enthuisasm
*enthusiasm

Chocochip_kookie:
u r hopeless arent u

Taetae:
hes trying his best

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
thank u tae

Taetae:
<3

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
hey no particular reason im asking but whered yoongi go
after u sent that pic of him he disapperad

NamJune:
hold on a sec
@Yoongi
@Yoongi
yoongs come online
@Yoongi
@Yoongi
@Yoongi

Yoongi:
ur so annoying

NamJune:
yoongs come chat w/ us

Yoongi:
im busy

NamJune:
with??

Yoongi:
none of ur business

NamJune:
nice try that means ur not busy

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
:D hi yoongi welcome back!
i was just getting ready to make up a questionarie so we can all get to know each other better!

Yoongi:
what why we already introduced ourselves

NamJune:
yoongs u didnt even scroll up to read the introductions u cant use that as an excuse

Yoongi:
stfu

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yeah we may have introduced ourselves but we dont really KNOW each other :))

Chocochip_kookie:
jimin r u secretly a kindergarten teacher or smth
we're not children u know

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
hush now jungkook i know u need friends

Chocochip_kookie:
u tryna fight

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
(*¯︶¯*)

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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

Taetae:
u came up w/ the questionnaire idea so we can learn more about yoongi and jungkook didn't u

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u kno me well

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[Jimin's Friends]

Yoongi:
im not answering any questions
its an invasion of my privacy
and besides i rly am busy
i have to be at work in like ten minutes

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
oh okay :)
where do u work yoongi?

NamJune:
he's lying jimin
yoongi told me earlier he doesnt have work today
hes just tryna be antisocial again and its not good for him
so please, go ahead and ask ur questions jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
well i mean if yoongi really doesnt want to i dont wanna force him...

Yoongi:
good, ty for being respectful
ill be leaving then

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
(╯_╰) ok bye then yoongi

YourHobi:
wait hold on im here now why r u saying bye yoongi

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yoongi doesnt wanna chat so he left

Handsome_face:
for good?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
oh hey seokjin
and yeah idk but i think so
i mean he just really doesnt seem like he wants to be here

NamJune:
yeah im sorry about him jimin he doesnt socialize much
but hes a nice guy i swear, it just takes some time for him to warm up to ppl

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
(⌒_⌒;) yeah, i believe u
also dont tell him i said this but he's really cute too

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[Jimin and Taehyung's private chat]

Taetae:
omf jiminie u said that in the group chat

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
its okay i think i dont think hes coming back

Taetae:
well he didnt leave the chat so

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
(￣▽￣*)ゞoh crap

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[Jimin's Friends]

NamJune:
ah, so u think he's cute huh?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
(ノ*°▽°*) i meant 2 keep that 2 myself
kill me

NamJune:
lmao relax jimin lots of ppl find him attractive
apparently he gets asked 4 his number all the time at the place he works
[image sent]

and i mean i can't say i blame them my pal's a real looker

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
oh
my
gosh

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[Jimin and Taehyung's private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
TAE HELP IM SWOENGING
*SWOONING

Taetae:
lowkey same tho
but thats not a surprise
good luck out-gaying me jiminie

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae pls this isnt a competition
this is stressing me out

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[Jimin's Friends]

YourHobi:
does he have a girlfriend??

NamJune:
oh no, yoongi is very gay

YourHobi:
same

Chocochip_kookie:
lmao is everyone is this group chat gay??

Taetae:
that depends r u

Chocochip_kookie:
i might be

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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
SHUT U P

Taetae:
I DIDNT SAY ANYTHIGN
BUT ALSO SHUT UP

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[Jimin's Friends]

NamJune:
he doesnt have a boyfriend either
single as a pringle
its amazing isnt it

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i'll say
wait wtf i didnt mean to send that
idgklsg srsly just kill me

Taetae:
is there anyone here who isnt single

Chocochip_kookie:
lmao r u that desperate 4 a boyfriend or smth

Taetae:
what?? no! thats not why i was asking
i was just curious thats all

Chocochip_kookie:
sounds like smth a panicked gay would say

Taetae:
what no im a confident gay

YourHobi:
lmao tae

Handsome_face:
u dont sound very confident

Taetae:
did u guys miss the part of the chat where i directly stated not once but twice that i like boys

Handsome_face:
sounds fake but ok

Taetae:
do u want me to say it in all caps or smth

Chocochip_kookie:
i believe u

Taetae:
oh
ok
i was fully ready to do that tho

NamJune:
im actually laughing out loud u guys r hilarious
yoongi's rly missng out

Handsome_face:
u know for an english major u sure do have a lot of grammatical errors

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Handsome_face:
why tf did i say that

YourHobi:
i dont know