[conspiracy squad]

Yoongi:
hey

YourHobi:
HES ALIVE

Handsome_face:
yo Yoongi how u been doing man??

Taetae:
yooongiii :(

Chocochip_kookie:
yeah man how u holding out?
Namjoon told us bout what happened, it sounds awful

Yoongi:
yeah to be honest w/u it is pretty awful
but I'm not dying so there's no need to worry
and thanks to a certain someone it was a bit more tolerable today

Handsome_face:
u mean jimin don't u

YourHobi:
awwwwwwwwWww
that's adorable

Chocochip_kookie:
what did he do

Yoongi:
visited me

Chocochip_kookie:
no we know that part I meant specifically

Yoongi:
took care of me in my time of need despite me not asking

Chocochip_kookie:
still not specific but I'll take it

YourHobi:
no I want details
jimin is the first out of us except jin and Namjoon of course to even see u so we deserve info,,

Handsome_face:
speaking of Jimin where is the lil guy?

Taetae:
he said he was going to bed

Chocochip_kookie:
it's 8:30

Taetae:
ikr
I doubt he's rly going to bed tho

Chocochip_kookie:
@Blue_ribbon_mochi
@Blue_ribbon_mochi
jimmie
@Blue_ribbon_mochi

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
quiet
I am slep

YourHobi:
no
u here
awake jimmie

Yoongi:
hey jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
oh
hi Yoongi

Handsome_face:
it's reversed this time lmao

Taetae:
oh how the turns have tabled...

Chocochip_kookie:
u mean tables have turned?

Taetae:
no

YourHobi:
so jiminie tell us

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tell u what

YourHobi:
idk
what'd u guys do all day

Yoongi:
suffer

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
well yoongi did :( unfortunately :(
I enjoyed the visit tho

Yoongi:
wait no I did 2 I didn't mean about that part

NamJune:
yeah u guys shoulda seen our text message conversation

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
excuse me

Chocochip_kookie:
pardon

Handsome_face:
y do u always join the conversation late lmao?

YourHobi:
Jin u do that 2 ya know

Handsome_face:
yeah yeah wtvr I am busy boi

Yoongi:
joon just remember murder is never something u should put past me understand?

NamJune:
oh I'm well aware
but u know me yoongs, always bold and perhaps a little dumb
so,,
u guys wanna know smth cute yoongi said

Yoongi:
don't.

Taetae:
oh dang is that a period

Chocochip_kookie:
punctuation is intimidating
also yes namjoon pls share this thing

NamJune:
[image sent]

from our convo

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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
TAE IM GOING TO CRI

Taetae:
NO DONT CRI JIMINIE STAY STRONG

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[conspiracy squad]

YourHobi:
CUTE

Yoongi:
we're not friends anymore Joon

Handsome_face:
jimin's sweet company huh?

Yoongi:
look I'm just saying he's a very pleasant person to be around ok
y r u ppl like this

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
(・o・)
u mean that yoongi??

Yoongi:
well
yeah
of course I do
I thought it was obvious
don't know why these ppl r making a big deal out of it
do y'all not agree or smth?

YourHobi:
oh it's not that Yoongi
I just have a sneaking suspicion it would require u having a high opinion of someone b4 referring to their "sweet company" as a painkiller

Yoongi:
u barely know me

YourHobi:
;) nah yoongi don't u remember?
we're going out

Yoongi:
I'm sorry ur the one who said that

YourHobi:
tsk tsk tsk still in denial I see
anywayyy,,
so I'm still waiting on details

Yoongi:
too bad
I bet you'd love to know 2 wouldn't u
some juicy stuff
right jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
uhh
right

Yoongi:
;)

YourHobi:
IS THAT A FREAKIN WINKY FACE
I DONT LIKE THIS

Chocochip_kookie:
he could be messing w/ us but I'm h*ckin curious now

Handsome_face:
did u guys make out

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
;)

Yoongi:
;)

Chocochip_kookie:
ok yeah they're definitely messing w/ us

Taetae:
or are they?

YourHobi:
I hate this

NamJune:
relax Hoseok r u actually jealous lmao

YourHobi:
nO of course not I'm just saying

Yoongi:
hey Jimin u should come over again tomorrow

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
oh of course Yoongi I've already cleared my schedule

Yoongi:
;)

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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

Taetae:
iT IS JUST A JOKE RIGHT NTH ACTUALLY HAPPENED BETWEEN U TWO RIGHT

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
NO NOTHING HAPPENED I SWEAR
IM JUST PLAYING ALONG RN TO HIDE MY EMBARRASSMENT BUT NOW IM EVEN MORE EMBARRASSED

Taetae:
RIP IN PEACE

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[conspiracy squad]

YourHobi:
I don't know what to believe anymore...

Taetae:
me neither man...
speaking of things that are hard to believe I have good news everyone :D
I'm going to be a gODFATHER!!!

Chocochip_kookie:
u wut m8

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
pls ignore him