[mystery gang]

Taetae has changed their name to Youjin 

Youjin:
hey
this is taehyungie's younger sister youjin
he visited home today

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
:D youjin hi!!
it's me jimin !

Youjin:
how do I know it's u
send me a pic

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
:,( aw youjinie I'm sad u don't believe me
but here u go
[image sent]

it's me :)

Youjin:
WHO SQUEEZED ORANGE JUICE INTO UR SHAMPOO

Chocochip_kookie:
wow she rly is Tae's sister

YourHobi:
LMFAO

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
I dyed my hair youjin :))
do u like it

Youjin:
is that what u call it
jiminie I'm mad at u and Tae
just so u know

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
:,( aww youjin
is it b/c we haven't seen u in a little while?

Youjin:
no
it's because neither of u told me u got yourselves boyfriends
I'm offended
now which one of u here is Tae's
going on the assumption you're here
if not
I'll hunt u down

Chocochip_kookie:
that would be me

Youjin:
pic

Chocochip_kookie:
well only since u asked so nicely
[image sent]

Youjin:
no I don't believe u
there's no way my brother could actually find an attractive boyfriend to put up with his nonsense
jiminie confirm

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
no it's true
Jungkook is Tae's boyfriend

Youjin:
THERES NO WAY
TAE LITERALLY INVENTED THE WORD DORK

Chocochip_kookie:
true
I love him for it tho
where is he rn btw
y do u have his phone?

Youjin:
I STOLE IT AND RAN TO THE BACKYARD AND HE STILL HASNT FOUND ME
ALSO SHUT UP HOW MUCH IS HE PAYING U

Chocochip_kookie:
the only thing he's paying me is in hugs and kisses

Youjin:
EW GROSS UR CUTE

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
youjin aren't u like sixteen now...

Youjin:
SHUT UP IM STILL MAD AT U TOO
WHERES YOUR BOYFRIEND

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
hold on
@Yoongi
@Yoongi

Yoongi:
what

Youjin:
PIC

Yoongi:
who tf is youjin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
she's Tae's little sister, Yoongi
and she's demanding a picture of u now since I didn't inform her I was dating someone

Yoongi:
oh is that so
[image sent]

Youjin:
STFU
S
T
F
U
S T F U
S
  T
     F
        U
        S
     T
  F
U

YourHobi:
IM CRYING
CAN WE OFFFICALLY ADD YOUJIN TO THE CHAT

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
no she's still in high school
also calm down youjin

Youjin:
NO U CALM DOWN

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
for once i am the calm one lmao
isn't he cute youjin?

Youjin:
WHAT PART ABOUT STFU DIDNT U UNDERSTAND

Yugibear:
HI IM LATE WHO'S YOUJIN AND WHY R THEY YELLING

Youjin:
STFU

Yugibear:
okaayyy

Handsome_face:
hi im also late lmao
but i will not stfu
no one can s me tfu

Joonie:
not even me?

Handsome_face:
youve never tried lmao

Joonie:
well y would i want to
also who's youjin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae's little sister
she's mad at tae and i b/c we didnt tell her about getting boyfriends

Joonie:
ah i see
sup youjin
im namjoon, jimin's coworker and friend

Youjin:
ah, so a friend of the enemy, r u now...

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
y am i an enemy

Youjin:
everyone here is my enemy rn

Yugibear:
aw but what did i do... :.(

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
youjinie how can i make u un-mad at me?

Youjin:
take me on a date

Yoongi:
don't even think about it

Youjin:
I WAS KIDDING
UR MANS BE POSSESSIVE AF

YourHobi:
IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ok now how can i really make u un-mad

Youjin:
ive prepared a questionnaire

Chocochip_kookie:
r u sure ur not jimin's sister?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
shut up jungkook
:) thats fine youjin, go ahead

Youjin:
1. who
2. what
3. when
4. where
5. why
6. how

Handsome_face:
she's thorough

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i already told u who, youjin lolol

Youjin:
no u didnt
u said his name, and he sent a picture of himself
but i dont know
who
he is

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
uh

Joonie:
pls jimin, allow me

Yoongi:
no jimin dont allow him

Joonie:
[image sent]

Min Yoongi, age 24, talented music major, modeled for a short time for gucci, has two moods : sleeping and not sleeping, only drinks black coffee, if u put a drop of cream into it he'll threaten to rip ur throat out (I know b/c he's done it to me), is actually the biggest sweetheart, also probably part cat, adores jimin

Yoongi:
thanks for writing my biography, u stupid walnut
also y did u have to send another pic when i already sent one earlier

Joonie:
i like exposing ur selcas

Yoongi:
i hate u

Youjin:
U DID NOT MODEL FOR GUCCI SHUT UP

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
PLS STOP TELLING EVERYONE TO SHUT UP

Yoongi:
i did for a very short time ok
it wasnt even a part time job, it was a one time thing
hopefully
unless i ever owe my aunt another favor

Youjin:
WTVR
NEXT QUESTION

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
how am i supposed to answer the 'what' question

Youjin:
it's not that difficult jiminie
1. who is min yoongi
2. what is min yoongi
3. when is min yoongi
4. where is min yoongi
5. why is min yoongi
6. how is min yoongi

Chocochip_kookie:
i'm sure jimin asks himself those questions every day

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
shut up
the answer to what is min yoongi is my boyfriend
and for question number three...
...when is min yoongi?

YourHobi:
wHeN is MIn yOoNGi

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
min yoongi is
now

Yoongi:
thanks

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
and forever

Yoongi:
aw

YourHobi:
now WHERE is min yoongi?

Yoongi:
...at my dorm

Yugibear:
WHY is min yoongi,,

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i dont
even know how to go about answering that

Yoongi:
me neither

Joonie:
min yoongi is so that he can make music, be my best friend, and love jimin

Yoongi:
ok thats not a terrible answer

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
('｡• ᵕ •｡') ♡ its a gr8 answer,,

YourHobi:
ajkLJGKLjkslgjskJ
u STILL HAVE ONE QUESTION LEFT

YourHobi:
HOW IS MIN YOONGI LMFAO

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
idk
how are u yoongi?

Yoongi:
im good thanks
how r u?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
fantastic (⌒‿⌒)
so youjinie r we good now?

Youjin:
fine
i
guess we're cool

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
:D yayyy
so can u pls give tae his phone back now?

Youjin:

Youjin:
fine

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ty youjinie :)
take care !

YourHobi:
BYE YOUJIN WE'LL MISS U

Handsome_face:
lmfao hobi

Youjin has changed their name to Taetae

Taetae:
HOW MUCH DESTRUCTION DID SHE CAUSE

YourHobi:
just the right amount

Chocochip_kookie:
welcome back tae
ur sister is a delight

Yugibear:
she rly is

Taetae:
im gonna make sure she's grounded for lyfe

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
no tae lmao dont do that

Taetae:
DID SHE SAY ANYTHING WEIRD

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae relax

Taetae:
I WILL NOT RELAX
DID I NOT TELL U ABOUT THAT ONE TIME WHEN I LEFT MY COMPUTER ALONE FOR LIKE TWO SECONDS AND SHE TYPED "send nudes" INTO THE ONLINE CHAT WHEN I WAS PLAYING OVERWATCH
AND WHEN I GOT BACK A BUNCH OF PPL WERE JUST SENDING ME "wtf dude"'s

YourHobi:
WHAT IS AIR

Chocochip_kookie:
ur sister is incredible

Taetae:
YEAH AT RUINING MY LIFE

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
shut up u love her

Taetae:
AND THEN THERE WAS THIS OTHER TIME SHE TYPED "so whats up with those white ppl in north america amiright"
I STOPPED PLAYING OVERWATCH AFTER THAT

YourHobi:
D E C E A S E D