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Blue_ribbon_mochi:
just a heads up
if tae and jungkook start spamming the gc w/ complete and utter nonsense later its bcuz they both decided to have a sleepover at my dorm since my roommate was away and tae brought wine and they wanted me to be the responsible one and look after them and i said no but they're here already
i already know this is going to turn out terribly wish me luck

YourHobi:
oh boi
luck

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Taetae:
hai welcom 2 chic fel aye how maye i taek ur ordre

Chocochip_kookie:
uh yah
can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
checkn

Taetae:
yeh
wut kind

Chocochip_kookie:
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
on uh sanwich pls

Taetae:
peckles?

Chocochip_kookie:
no peckles pls

Taetae:
termatoee?

Chocochip_kookie:
noo termaieotw

Taetae:
lettoose?

Chocochip_kookie:
yah
kiss teh sanswich an ill giv u a discsounte

Taetae:
y th sanwich
wate
im the empyloye i giv disoconts not u

Chocochip_kookie:
o

YourHobi:
its one am

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
hobi theyre literally sitting on opposite sides of the dorm rn
giggling as they text each other

Chocochip_kookie:
i changed mi mind
kis me not teh sanwihc

Taetae:
sry sir i cant do tht

Chocochip_kookie:
y

Taetae:
agenst compny policyes

Chocochip_kookie:
to h*ck w/teh poilciyes
kiss
now
or ill getchu fyred

Taetae:
kissen u will get me fyred

Chocochip_kookie:
this es discrimination agenst koreans isnt it

Taetae:
but im kirena
koren
koea
koreaa
n

Chocochip_kookie:
im callin th cops

lucky_boi:
how drunk r they

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
jungkook just staggered over to the kitchen and put 911 into the microwave

YourHobi:
LMFAO

Taetae:
hi welcom 2 check file aye can i healp u

Chocochip_kookie:
checkn
w/ a kis

Taetae:
no kiss

Chocochip_kookie:
i am takin my busness elswhere

lucky_boi:
i thought u were calling the cops

Chocochip_kookie:
who u
hey
hEY
if ur goin after the cutie at chik fella
dont
i got mi eyes on him

Taetae:
checkn
no kiss

Chocochip_kookie:
Y NO

Taetae:
i hav boyfren

Chocochip_kookie:
WUH

Chocochip_kookie has changed their name to boyfren

boyfren:
hi it me

Taetae:
omf boyfren hi

Yugibear:
this is entertaining to me am i weird

YourHobi:
dw i feel the same

Taetae:
come here 4 kiss

boyfren:
k

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
oh boi hes crawling over to tae now
theyre both still giggling
its honestly adorable but also concerning,,
and im wondering if
.
.
.
oh
theyre making out now
oh boi
y am i blushing
help me

YourHobi:
omf rip jimin
y dont u just stay w/ yoongi

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
BCUZ I HAVE TO BE THE RESPONSIBLE ADULT/FRIEND AND LOOK AFTER THEM THESE 2 ARE CHAOTIC TEHY NEED
S U P E R V I S I O N

lucky_boi:
so wut r u just gonna watch them kiss each other all night

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
im NOt
ohmtsghosh theyre laughing as they kiss this is the cutest thing,,
FREAKIGND SAVE ME

lucky_boi:
ur words are awfully contradictory jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
oh hush u
im just gonna,,
plug in my earphones and watch a movie or smth to distract myself
hopefully they fall asleep soon

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Blue_ribbon_mochi:
[image sent]

k theyre out cold
i survived

Yugibear:
:D
aw theyre so cute

YourHobi:
om what thats not cute thats hot
they literally look like models who tf falls asleep like that

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae and kook
my model sons whom i love mwah
i gave em both a kiss on the cheek
they'll never know,,

luckyboi:
unless we tell them
or they read the gc messages

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
well,,,,
wtvr we'll cross that bridge when we come to it

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[Taehyung and Jimin private chat]

Taetae:
jiminiiiiieee im sry were kookie and i a handful last night :,(
did we cause a lot of trouble??

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
lol no tae not rly dw,
i stuck around tho just in case
dont worry about it
u guys were clearly having fun drunk texting each other about chic fil a

Taetae:
LMAO THATS WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT??

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yeah just read the chat,,
wait actually dont

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boyfren:
I have a headache
also y is my name boyfren
oh wait nvm i remember

boyfren has changed their name to Chocochip_kookie

Chocochip_kookie:
also
a kiss on both our cheeks huh jimin

Taetae:
AW
WE LUV U TOO JIMINIEE <3

Chocochip_kookie:
yeah i suppose we do

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
SKFLSASFKLSD STOP IT U TWO

Yugibear:
soff hours uwu

Joonie:
y is everyone here up so early lmfao
well i shouldnt say everyone
yoongs is still sleeping

Yoongi:
no im not

Joonie:
usually it's a given that u r

Yoongi:
wtvr

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
morning yoongi !! :D

Yoongi:
good morning jimin

YourHobi:
lmfao were u here at all for the wild chat last night

Yoongi:
i muted the chat after jimin's warning text

luckyboi:
lmaooooo
understandable
kook dialed 911 on the microwave

Taetae:
WAIT HE DID LMAO I MUSTV SKIPPED OVR THAT WHILE I WAS READING THE TEXTS
THATSAVINEALKSGLSJSLJAKLS

YourHobi:
wtf lmao chill fam

Taetae:
KOOK IS THAT A POLICE???
iM cALLinG tHe wEeD
"420 whatcha smoking"

luckyboi:
boi snapped

Chocochip_kookie:
been knew
also i probably did that cuz tae's been making me watch vine compilations lately lmao

Taetae:
IM EDUCATING HIM
wATCH THIS
how much money u got?

Chocochip_kookie:
69 cents

Taetae:
aH, u know what that means

Chocochip_kookie:
...i dONt haVe eNOugH mOnEY fOr CHicKen NUggEts

Taetae:
SEE

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
good 4 u tae

Taetae:
*wipes tear*
im so proud

Yoongi:
i feel like i never understand half of u guys' conversations
what even is a vine compilation

Joonie:
omf grandpa
living under a rock
even i know what that is

Taetae:
eDUCATE HIM,,

Yoongi:
im not the one who needs to be educated

Taetae:
um rood
im just tryna do my bestpacito here
this is so sad alexa play mic drop

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
fOuRTh wALL