[soff boi gang minus one member bcuz taehyung mysteriously died]

Taetae:
so im helping my dad out w/ some work rn
cuz i stopped by at home again to visit Kookie Monster and he was like 'oh hey u look like u have too much time on ur hands despite being a college student' and handed me a stack of papers
im helping him do his taxes
im gonna claim 83 DEPENDENTS
then the FREAKING IRS IS GON BE AFTER HIM LIKE NUH UH I DONT THINK SO BUDDY
and thEYLL TAKE. EVERYTHING.
and he'll be like 'boy, sure wish i didnt force my sweet ol' son to help me w/ my work' as theyre throwing him behind bars for tAx frAUd

Chocochip_kookie:
but what if they take kookie monster 2

Taetae:
wAHT
I DIDNT THINK OF THAT

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i love that ur not against the idea of tae framing his own father for tax fraud but rather chose to acknowledge that the hamster might be in trouble

Taetae:
GER.BIL..,,,

Joonie:
yo i just got off from work wahts the tea

Handsome_face:
tae's gonna frame his dad for tax fraud

Joonie:
nice
well unless ur dad's a cool dude
in which case spare him
the irs is brutal my man

Yoongi:
the irs is also an american governmental organization u plebs

Yugibear:
pLEbS

Handsome_face:
dont we have smth similar in sk tho

Yoongi:
ur a twenty-five-year-old "adult" y dont u know the answer to that question

Handsome_face:
...
im gonna take that as a yes

Taetae:
i just wrote down 83 dependents

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u did not.

Taetae:
i wrote it in pencil

Chocochip_kookie:
ur doing ur father's taxes in pencil

Taetae:
he told me to

Handsome_face:
smart man

Taetae:
wait hold on quick question pets count as dependents right

Yoongi:
no

Taetae:
wAHT
THEY DONT
THATS TYRANNY
I WAS GONNA SAY I COULD ADOPT TWO RABBITS, AND THEY COULD HAVE BABIES AND THEN I WOULDNT BE LYING IF I WROTE 83
BUT N O W Y O U ' R E T E L L I N G M E

Joonie:
smh
the government is out to get us taehyung u should know this

Taetae:
B U T K O O K I E M O N S T E R
HOW I S HE G O N N A A F F OR D T O E A T,,

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae ur parents arent poor lmfao
and besides didnt youjin-ie offer to buy kookie monster's food anyway

Taetae:
oh yeah she did
ok
maybe i wont frame my dad for tax fraud
but if he asks me to help him again,,,

Yoongi:
ur not even helping ur wasting time here texting us

Taetae:
i can multitask,,
wtf this chart is confusing
the numbers dont go up to 83 waht
jiminie help me

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae i thought u said u werent gonna frame him for tax fraud

Taetae:
ugh
fine
ill erase it
*erasing noises*
done
.
.
.
ok my dad just walked in to check on my progress
he took the papers away from me can u believe it apparently he didnt mean to hand me the tax papers in the first place,,
now im in charge of putting some papers into envelopes tf is this

Yoongi:
smth u can actually handle
maybe

YourHobi:
HAHSKSDLF

Taetae:
the old fart
just cuz he's busy on the same day his dear sweet son decides to visit
i thought child labor was outlawed years ago

Yugibear:
ur over 18 tho

YourHobi:
no hes 3 yrs old yugi

Yugibear:
ohh
rip in peace

Taetae:
im gonna be a rebellious son

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae pls dont do smth like seal all the envelopes with chewed gum ur father doesnt deserve this

Taetae:
.
.
.

Chocochip_kookie:
y would u give him that idea

Taetae:
no im not gonna do it
instead
im gonna rebel
oOh or ill pay youjin to do it for me
[video sent]

cuz if theres one thing im good at its wasting time when im supposed to be helping my dad put letters in envelopes

Chocochip_kookie:
thats vry specific

Taetae:
i left the envelopes behind
moved to a different room
[video sent]

so im gonna start a rap career whos gonna preorder my mixtape

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ill preorder it if u sit down and help ur dad omf tae

Taetae:
its ok its called being rebellious im a bad boi kookie likes bad bois

Chocochip_kookie:
h*ck yeahs lets make out

Yoongi:
ew

Chocochip_kookie:
"ew" says the man who probably doesnt go a day w/o making out w/ his boyfriend

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
jUNgkOoK
THATS NOT TRU ALSO

YourHobi:
u probably wish it was tho

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
hmph
if yoongi were ur boyfriend u would 2
I did not mean to press send

Yoongi:
i giggled

YourHobi:
sHut UP wE KNow u CaNT giGgLE

Yoongi:
excuse u
jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
HE CAN GIGGLE LEAVE HIM ALONE

Taetae:
giggle is such a funny word lmfao
almost as good as tidbit
HAHAHAHAAHHA ITS STILL HILARIOUS,,,

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae ffs go help ur dad

Taetae:
nO.

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[soff boi gang minus one member bcuz taehyung mysteriously died]

Taetae has renamed the chat emo hours w/ the crackheads

Taetae:
[image sent]

update my dad actually smh'd at me

Yugibear:
:( rough

Taetae:
its ok i know im still his favorite son

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae u dont have any brothers

Taetae:
precisely
no competition,,

Chocochip_kookie:
optimistic

Yoongi:
namjoon doesnt have any brothers either and he's still not the favorite son

Joonie:
...

Handsome_face:
i felt joonie's sigh in my soul