[mystery gang]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u guys I just thought of a fun game
well I mean I didn't think of it myself but it sounds fun anyway
has anyone heard of the search history game

YourHobi:
no but I don't like it already

Chocochip_kookie:
lmfao u sound suspicious
tell us the rules Jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ok so basically we each take turns revealing an item from the ten things we last had in our search history on our phones
you're free to drop out any time u like if u don't wanna reveal what one item was
but that means u lose and owe smth to the rest of us
it doesn't have to be money, it can be smth else, like a favor
or some other kind of punishment, as long as we're all in agreement
and of course if two or more ppl get through the first ten we move on to the next, and so on

Joonie:
ooh this sounds interesting,,
i'm in

Handsome_face:
same
hobi ur playing 2

YourHobi:
fine wtvr i got nth to hide

Taetae:
yeah me neither im in 2

Yugibear:
:D ooh i'll play

Joonie:
thats everyone but yoongi
yoongs u there

Yoongi:
no i just spontaneously died

Joonie:
ok cool he's playing 2

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ok b4 we start imma just remind everyone
be honest aight
like real men
don't cop out and make smth up kk
that defeats the fun and purpose of the game

Chocochip_kookie:
yeet

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
fantastic
so w/o further ado everyone can go ahead and type out their first item
go

Taetae:
"smashmouth allstar lyrics"

Chocochip_kookie:
y am i not surprised

Handsome_face:
"nearest hair salon"

YourHobi:
"what's the name of that one guy who did all the voices from looney tunes"

Joonie:
"best shakespeare insults"

Chocochip_kookie:
"date ideas"

Yugibear:
"where did i go wrong i lost a friend somewhere along in the bitterness"

YourHobi:
yugyeom r u ok

Yugibear:
lmao :D yeah i was just tryna to find the name of the song

YourHobi:
oh ok

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
"china giant panda reserve"

Joonie:
yoongs that leaves u my man

Yoongi:
"g-dragon"

Chocochip_kookie:
nice

YourHobi:
well this has been an interesting start

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
date ideas

Chocochip_kookie:
shut up whats w/ u looking up panda reserves

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i like pandas shut up
ok is everyone ready 4 round 2

YourHobi:
hold on not yet
best shakespeare insults?? lmfao

Joonie:
look em up they're hysterical

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
kk on to the next round
is everyone ready now

Chocochip_kookie:
yeet

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ill take that as a yes from everybody
okaaay
go

Taetae:
"never gonna give u up rick astley lyrics"

YourHobi:
is looking up meme songs all u do in ur spare time

Taetae:
nunyobizznizz

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
"gimbap recipes"

Chocochip_kookie:
"top 10 anime villains"

Yoongi:
"spotify"

Handsome_face:
boring

Yoongi:
im being honest

Handsome_face:
"where to hide a dead body"

YourHobi:
jin wtf

Handsome_face:
look i was just curious what would come up

YourHobi:
right

Yugibear:
"yogi bear cartoon"

Joonie:
"weirdest sounds heard from space"

Yoongi:
u freaking nerd

Joonie:
y does that make me a nerd

YourHobi:
"nearest mcdonald's"

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
was that everyone?

Chocochip_kookie:
yeet
nth juicy so far
no one's dropped out or skipped an item
yet

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
round 3
gogo

Taetae:
"mad world gary jules lyrics"

YourHobi:
ok this is ridiculous

Yugibear:
"what's the difference between marmalade and jam"

YourHobi:
lmao rly yugyeom

Yugibear:
i was at the store and saw marmalade and jam next to each other and so i asked a store clerk what the difference between the two was but she had no idea so i looked it up for myself

YourHobi:
so what is the difference

Yugibear:
ok so apparently marmalades are usually made from citrus fruits and have like pieces of the peel in them and then of course jams can be a variety of things but are usually easer to spread (well easier than jelly anyway i have no idea if they're easier to spread then marmalade) and don't have any peels in them like marmalades do

Handsome_face:
i fell asleep

YourHobi:
u bully
cool story yugyeom

Joonie:
"how much won is 200 shekels"
now in my search history courtesy of taehyung

Chocochip_kookie:
"ice cream shops within five miles"

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
im not buying u ice cream

Chocochip_kookie:
yes u r

YourHobi:
"upcoming action movies"

Handsome_face:
"untoasted slice of white bread, the same slice of bread, now toasted meme"

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
jin lmfao what even

YourHobi:
were u gonna make a meme of urself

Handsome_face:
yeah
i made one actually
wanna see

YourHobi:
later

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
"how to get to the dark web"

Joonie:
not to burst ur bubble jimin but if u could find a way to get to the dark web by simply looking it up then there would be no dark web anymore
besides u do not want to go there

Taetae:
have u been to the dark web b4??

Joonie:
no but a friend of mine has

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
YOONGI??

Yoongi:
it was an accident

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
HOW DO U ACCIDENTALLY GET TO THE DARK WEB

Yoongi:
idk
i didnt do anything once i was there anyway

Chocochip_kookie:
ok but what did u find?

Yoongi:
some twisted stuff
but anyway r we still doing this game or can i leave

Joonie:
yoongs ur the only one who didn't go yet

Yoongi:
oh

Joonie:
we're waiting

Yoongi:
shut up

Joonie:
u sure r taking a long time

Yoongi:
whats the punishment for choosing not to say anything

Chocochip_kookie:
oooohhhhhhhhhhh

Handsome_face:
looks like yoongi's got smth to hide~

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
we didn't officially decide on anything so i gueesss
u can choose something yoongi

Handsome_face:
no thats boring we should get to choose smth

Taetae:
how about he buys us all a pair of gucci slides

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae first of all ur the only one who wants that second of all they're expensive we're not gonna make yoongi buy seven pairs of expensive shoes

Taetae:
:,(

Joonie:
i have an idea

Yoongi:
i hate ur idea

Joonie:
u didn't even let me say anything...

Yoongi:
fine go ahead and say it

Joonie:
pick out an embarrassing selca of urs and share it

Yoongi:
i dont have any embarrassing selcas

Joonie:
well maybe but u might be embarrassed to show them here

Yoongi:
dont have a clue what ur talking about

Joonie:
all in agreement for me to share a photo say aye

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
aye

Taetae:
aye

Chocochip_kookie:
aye

Handsome_face:
aye

YourHobi:
aye

Yugibear:
aye

Joonie:
kk just a sec i'll go find it
[image sent]

Yoongi:
where
did u get that

Joonie:
(〜￣▽￣)〜
〜(￣▽￣〜)

Yoongi:
u bastrd
i sent that to my mom on her birthday tf do u hav it 4

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WOW

Yoongi:
im leaving planet earth goodbye

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
YOONGI U LOOK SO HANDSOME
UR MOTHER IS LUCKY TO HAVE U

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[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]

Yoongi:
lucky to have u
what does that mean
how am i supposed to take that

Joonie:
(〜￣▽￣)〜 to the heart
〜(￣▽￣〜) u angry gay boi

Yoongi:
we're not friends anymore