[Jimin's Friends + Jungkook]

Blue_ribbon_mochi has renamed the chat Jimin's Friends

YourHobi:
yo what's with the sudden change of heart
did he save ur life or smth

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
kind of?
we had this choreo we needed to learn for an assignment and i wasnt getting it and Jungkook helped a brutha out
<33 thx kookie

Chocochip_kookie:
ew hearts and a nickname gross

YourHobi:
u kno u coulda asked me 4 help jimin
i had the assignment too lmao

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
well yeah i was going to but he offered

Taetae:
such thoughtful
many generous
so kindness
wow

Chocochip_kookie:
it wasnt all that
anyone wouldve done it

Taetae:
would u look at that hes humble too

Handsome_face:
guys not to interrupt ur riveting conversation or nything but I just threw twelve bath bombs in my water at once is it safe to get in

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
no idea
the question is y did u use so many bath bombs at once

Handsome_face:
well u c
the thing is
i got them as a gift a while ago
and like i told the person who gave them 2 me that i used em all
when in reality I had used none of them
and i woulda felt bad so i decided to do the "all in one go" thing
the water looks like a unicorn died in it

Chocochip_kookie:
ok but y didn't u just use the bath bombs over the span of twelve baths

Handsome_face:
obvs I didn't think of that then
ty sherlock

Chocochip_kookie:
ur welcome

Handsome_face:
anyway back 2 my predicament
is it safe
or will it likely ruin my skin
i never paid attention in chemistry in high school so tf if I know what bath bombs r made of

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i think it's sodium chloride

YourHobi:
im pretty sure that's table salt jimin

Taetae:
I thought that was sodium peroxide

YourHobi:
no sodium peroxide is smth totally different

Handsome_face:
ok does ne1 actually kno tho

NamJune:
Common bath bomb fragrance ingredients are synthetic and can cause hormone disruption and increase your risk of diseases like type 2 diabetes, breast cancer and infertility, among other ailments. Popular bath fizzy ingredients are linked to ailments like asthma, eczema, ADHD, cancer, and other diseases.

Handsome_face:
WAIT WTF

Yoongi:
he copied that from an online article

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
hi yoongi!! :D

Yoongi:
hey

Handsome_face:
UM
YO
NAMJOON WTF IS THAT 4 REAL

NamJune:
well i mean I think so
the website and article looked legit 2 me
so i might be wrong but id say play it safe and dont bathe in that water

Handsome_face:
RITE OK
WOW UR A LIFESAVER THX NAMJOON

NamJune:
ah it wasn't a big deal
but ur welcome jin
*seokjin lol sry

Handsome_face:
no it's ok u can call me Jin
I don't mind

NamJune:
rly? ok cool then

Yoongi:
r u guys gonna stop flirting or am i gonna hav 2 leave this chat again

NamJune:
don't u mean eavesdrop on this chat again
don't think I've forgotten about that yoongs

Yoongi:
well yeah id be more concerned if u did forget
considering it happened like 2 days ago
old man

NamJune:
yoongs ur older than me

Yoongi:
wtvr

Handsome_face:
update guyz i drained the bath water
dont plan on catching any diseases today

YourHobi:
Jin im pretty sure those things can clog ur drain

Handsome_face:
oh
well alrighty then

Chocochip_kookie:
lmaoo

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
no offense jin but u can be kinda dumb

Chocochip_kookie:
look who's talking

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
uhh,, do u want me to change the group chat name again

Chocochip_kookie:
u kno i cant rly say id be bothered by it tbh

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
pfft ok wtvr jk

Yoongi:
r u guys always like this?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
omf what no,, of course not yoongi dont get the wrong idea
jungkook and i are friends :D

Chocochip_kookie:
this is news 2 me

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
UR SO MEAN

NamJune:
dw jimin yoongi will gladly be ur friend

Yoongi:
im sorry what

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
U WILL YOONGI???
YAY

NamJune has renamed the chat Jimin's Friends Including Old Man Yoongs

Yoongs:
wtf i hate u joon

NamJune:
u luv me tho

Blue_ribbon_mochi has renamed the chat Jimin's Friends Including Young Man Yoongs

Yoongi:
i appreciate the thought but thats not much better

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
:,( sry

Taetae:
jiminie lemme be a chat host too

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ok sure taetae

Blue_ribbon_mochi has granted Taetae rights to the chat

Taetae has renamed the chat Meme Team

YourHobi:
lolol i like this one

Chocochip_kookie:
same lets keep it
the other ones were dumb

Yoongi:
i dont see how this is better

NamJune:
u see yoongs this is exactly y u need more friends
tho i guess the chat name isn't entirely applicable
the only meme that could apply 2 u is the grumpy cat meme and thats stale af

YourHobi:
truth

Taetae:
amen

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
;-; aw but i kinda like that meme

Chocochip_kookie:
were u hinting at smth there jimmy

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
?

Taetae has renamed the chat Meme Team + Grumpy Cat Yoongi

Yoongi:
i honestly dont know why i havent left this chat yet

Handsome_face:
ok im back i was testing things to make sure the drain was ok
it is
wait ok who keeps changing the chat name im so confused

NamJune:
everyone's changing it
u wanna turn

Handsome_face:
yeet

NamJune has granted Handsome_face rights to the chat

Handsome_face has renamed the chat Jin and his bois

Yoongi has left Jin and his bois

NamJune has invited Yoongi to the Jin and his bois

YourHobi:
lmaoooooooo

Taetae has renamed the chat The Brady Bunch

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
omf can we just keep a chat name for five seconds

Taetae:
i like this one

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae youve never even watched the brady bunch

NamJune has renamed the chat F.r.i.e.n.d.s

Yoongi:
u nerd

NamJune:
oh shut up u
we watched that show 2gether

Yoongi:
u forced me 2

Chocochip_kookie:
eyy i love that show

Taetae:
wow what a coincidence me too

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae youve never watched friends either

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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

Taetae:
is this what betrayl feels like