[the building]

Joonie has renamed the chat Yoongi has an important announcement to make

Taetae:
OOH
OOH
I ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS
I WONT SAY ANYTHING THO

Handsome_face:
u know what it is??

Yoongi:
Joon rly...

YourHobi:
what's the announcement Yoongi?

Chocochip_kookie:
my ears are open

YourHobi:
u can't hear text messages tho

Chocochip_kookie:
thanks Hoseok
I knew that

Yugibear:
announcement??
what's the announcement ¿¿

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[Jungkook and Yugyeom private chat]

Yugibear:
WAHT IF HES BREAKINF UP WITH JIMIN

Chocochip_kookie:
...

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[Yoongi has an important announcement to make]

Joonie:
yoongs bby the stage is urs

Yoongi:
gee thanks
but what if I didn't wanna make it public

YourHobi:
oHp
I know what it is now
I kNoW whAT iT Is

Taetae:
ME 2

Yoongi:
no u don't

Taetae:
YES I DO JIMIN TOLD ME

Handsome_face:
ohhhhh so Jimin's involved is he,,
in that case
I know what it is 2

Yoongi:
if everyone fkn knows already what's the point in making a dumb announcement

Joonie:
don't say 'dumb' Yoongi you'll hurt Jimin's feelings

Yoongi:
I'm not saying he's dumb
I would never say that.
I love him

Chocochip_kookie:
there we go
there's the bomb drop

Taetae:
[video sent]

YourHobi:
SO U GUYS R DATING THEN YEAH ?? ?I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME

Handsome_face:
where's Jimin????
boi needs to get out here and profess his love 2 he can't just leave poor Yoongi here alone

Taetae:
DW I GOT THIS
@Blue_ribbon_mochi
@Blue_ribbon_mochi
@Blue_ribbon_mochi
@Blue_ribbon_mochi
@Blue_ribbon_mochi

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Tae y must u spam me like this...

Yoongi:
r u busy

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
no

Yoongi:
then it's fine right
u can stay and chat

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
...yeah oc

Taetae has renamed the chat CONGRATS TO THE NEWLYWEDS

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Tae pls...

Chocochip_kookie:
lmao Jimin r u shy all of a sudden
embarrassed to talk about Yoongi being ur boyfriend

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
nO of course not,,
how dAre u assume I'm embarrassed
I'm proud to call him that

Handsome_face:
hm
call him what

YourHobi:
boi can't even say it
ur right Jungkook
he is embarrassed

Yoongi:
stop. picking. on. him.

Joonie:
oh dang be careful guys yoongs is gonna have on his high alert Jimin defense mechanisms now

Yoongi:
darn right I am
listen Jimin don't let them bother u
I don't mind if ur shy or wtvr
as long as ur happy and don't feel pressured

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Yoongi ur so sweet... ♡(・・)

Yoongi:
no u r
the sweetest person I've ever met, in fact

YourHobi:
I have a cavity

Chocochip_kookie:
me 2 all of a sudden
and I hate the dentist
thanks a lot

Yoongi:
it's what u get
for picking on Jimin
in fact
just to be vengeful
I'm gonna make the cavity worse
hey Jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yeah

Yoongi:
I love you so much
do u want to go on a date 2day?
I can take u somewhere to eat or we can just hang out at my dorm or around campus or smth
I want to see u

Taetae:
FVK ALL MY TEETH HAVE ROTTED NOW
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS I DIDNT PICK ON JIMINIE

Handsome_face:
friendly fire
also I'm shOOk where did u get this confidence from Yoongi??

Joonie:
(*¯︶¯*) y, from me of course

Yoongi:
that's not true
anyway
Jimin r u still there

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yeah

Yoongi:
r u free at all today

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
I am

Yoongi:
gr8
I'll see u soon then

YourHobi:
where r my dentures

Taetae:
I borrowed them
all my teeth fell out

YourHobi:
I'd like them back pls

Taetae:
I'll give them back as soon as jiminie and Yoongi stop being adorable together

YourHobi:
...
jinnie do u have dentures I could borrow

Handsome_face:
afraid not
I wouldn't be caught dead with dentures

Chocochip_kookie:
if anything that would be the only time you'd have dentures to begin with

Handsome_face:
never
I'll never have dentures
my teeth will forever stay fresh white beautiful and in tact

Yoongi:
oh and Jimin btw

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
?

Yoongi:
I've been thinking about our kiss ever since last night
just the memory of it
makes me fall in love with u all over again
I want to kiss u again

Handsome_face:
never mind what i said
Jungkook can u make an appointment for me

Chocochip_kookie:
sure thing dude

Taetae:
forget the dentist I'm checking into a funeral home

YourHobi:
big mood

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[Jungkook and Yugyeom private chat]

Yugibear:
Jungkook

Chocochip_kookie:
yes yugyeom

Yugibear:
Yoongi and Jimin were never in a secret relationship were they

Chocochip_kookie:
no yugyeom

Yugibear:
u got me good

Chocochip_kookie:
yes I did yugyeom