[Yugyeom funeral preparations]

YourHobi has renamed the chat Yugyeom is not dead will u guys stop it w/ this bullcrap already

Taetae:
he snapped
aLSO HOBIIII
R U FEELING ANY BETTER

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i HEARD YOONGI GAVE U A ROSE HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE MY WORST ENEMY

Yugibear:
yeh that was rly thoughtful of yoongi i wish i'd thought of that...

Taetae:
oMFASKGSADGK IT YUGI HE BACK FROM THE DED

YourHobi:
ahem

Taetae:
right im sorry
HI YUYGEOM

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
YUGYEOMMM
HOBI GOT HURT DID U HEAR

Chocochip_kookie:
jimin obviously he heard
he came back early from his relatives' bcuz of it

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
AW
wait how do u know??

Chocochip_kookie:
he told me
he didnt tell me yoongi brought hoseok a rose tho thats interesting isnt it jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
oh hush u
hobi's got a bf im not worried or anything
and im not jealous either so dont start

Chocochip_kookie:
'how does it feel to be my worst enemy'
nope
not jealous at all
thats a totally normal thing to say to ur friend

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
y must u always attacc me liek this

Taetae:
HOBI U DIDNT ANSWER MY QUESTION

YourHobi:
lmao ill be fine tae
it's gonna take a bit of time to heal but nth more than a couple weeks i would hope

Yugibear:
:(
a couple weeks is too many
i want it to be now

YourHobi:
now u know how i felt b4 u left,,
lmao im just kidding yugs im not tryna make u feel bad
dont worry bout me k?

Yugibear:
im gonna anyway

Handsome_face:
hiiii yugyeom

Yugibear:
:D hi jin

Yoongi:
welcome back from ur trip btw

Yugibear:
^.^ aw thank u yoongi

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
MIN YOONGI

Yoongi:
?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
nth im just excited ur here ahahahahah

Chocochip_kookie:
jimins mad u brought hoseok a rose while he was in the hopsital

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
IM NOT MAD KOOK STOP TWISTING MY WORDS

Chocochip_kookie:
right im sorry
*jealous af

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
just look up the word "brat" in the dictionary
got a picture of u beneath it jungkook

Chocochip_kookie:
oh noo i am so hurt
tae help

Taetae:
smh'ing my head
jiminie
attaccing kookie like this
real mature

Handsome_face:
"shaking my head my head"
the sequel to "rest in peace in peace"

YourHobi:
lmfao

Yoongi:
wait jimin r u actually jealous tho

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WHAT Y R U TAKING THEIR SIDE ON THIS

Yoongi:
im not taking anyone's side im just curious
u dont need to feel jealous jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
IM NOT

Yoongi:
seokjin told me hoseok broke his arm and i felt bad so i thought id do smth

Taetae:
a rose tho

Yoongi:
gee what would u suggest taehyung a giant stuffed carnival bear with the words 'i wuv u get well soon" sewn in red string on the front

Chocochip_kookie:
crying,,,
its a good thing u didnt do that jimin might've flipped fr

Yoongi:
i wouldnt have even considered it

Chocochip_kookie:
ok but what if jimin were the one in the hospital

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
y is this smth we're discussing

Yoongi:
if jimin were the one in the hospital
id bring him everything he wanted and more

Handsome_face:
that would be u tho

Yugibear:
AW THATS CUTE

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ur gonna send me to the hospital saying stuff like that
also once agaiN Y IS THIS SMTH WE'RE DISCUSSING

Chocochip_kookie:
u started it

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
NO I DIDNT??

Chocochip_kookie:
smh'ing my head

Handsome_face:
tae rly is influencing u

Taetae:
we're influencing each other :D

Handsome_face:
not a good thing lmao the apocalypse will come sooner

Taetae:
anyway HOBI R U STILL IN THE HOSPITAL

YourHobi:
no, they let me leave thankfully
i gotta rest for a little while tho but it's better than being stuck there

Handsome_face:
dont u dare try to go to work

YourHobi:
y tf would i lmao im not yoongi

Yoongi:
im sorry what

YourHobi:
that one time u went to work even tho youd burned ur arm

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
I REMEMBER THAT
SMH'ING MY HEAD
I WAS MAD AT U

Yoongi:
i ended up going home tho

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
only after namjoon and i persuaded u >:(

Chocochip_kookie:
lmfao tru and i still remember the part of the conversation that made me crack up
yoongi said "i might as well work im already here"
and jimin was like "i'll take u home then"
*cue embarrassment and jimin's instant regret*

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i hate how good a memory u hav sometimes

Chocochip_kookie:
i use it 4 the important things

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yeah ok sure u do jungkook 

Joonie:
whats this about yoongi bringing hoseok a rose in the hospital

Yoongi:
once again u join the conversation late af and the first thing u do is reference a topic that's been dropped for a while already

Joonie:
blah blah blah i dont understand these words u r texting
so yoongs r u cheating on jimin with hoseok

Yoongi:
it's past ur bedtime

Joonie:
it's 5:30 pm

Yoongi:
half past stfu i hate u

Joonie:
cranky old man
must have forgotten to take his pills again

Yoongi:
y dont i just shove them down ur throat youd probably have better use of them

Joonie:
youd have to get up out of ur death bed in order to do that old man

Yoongi:
this old man's got enough youth in him to do that

Joonie:
he's also got enough youth in him to a straddle a younger man and make out with him at a new year's party

Yoongi:
he's also got enough youth in him to drive a stake thru ur heart with no remorse

Yugibear:
glad to see u two are getting along as always