[Yoongi and Jimin private chat]

Yoongi:
[image sent]

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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASGLKSAJKELGIJAKAAAAAAASLGJSKLEIOGSKLCKLEIGESISTFUASLGKEAOIEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Taetae:
Y R U SCREAMING

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Taetae:
JIMINIE TELL ME

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
HETOLDMEHEWASGOINGTOBUTHEDIDNTWARNMEWHENHEWASGOINGTO

Taetae:
GOING TO WHAT

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
[image sent]

Taetae:
STFUHEDYEDHISHAIR????
THE OTHERS MUST KNOW ABOUT THIS

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
waIT TAE NO DONT SEND IT TO THE GC

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[i just accidentally spilled chocolate milk all over my pants and now jungkook is laughing at me]

Taetae:
[image sent]

YourHobi:
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Handsome_face:
whooooooooooooa

Chocochip_kookie:
i never wouldve guessed u would dye ur hair man
looks fly af
but y r u sharing the pic tae lmfao
wait i have a guess actually
@Blue_ribbon_mochi
u alive

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
LEAVEMETFALONE
TAE U TRAITOR

Joonie:
boi u didnt even tell me about this wtf
wut other things r u doing behind my back??

Yoongi:
insulting u

Joonie:
u do that to my face tho

Yoongi:
and behind ur back

Joonie:
not surprised
u look hot tho

Yoongi:
didnt ask for ur opinion

Yugibear:
WOW YOONGI U LOOK GR8

Yoongi:
ty yugyeom

Joonie:
rood

Taetae:
more like food
cuz he a snacc

Chocochip_kookie:
tru
@Blue_ribbon_mochi

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Y R U @'ING ME IM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE

Chocochip_kookie:
texting from ur own grave im sure

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ur not wrong
BUT THATS NONE OF UR BUSINESS

Yoongi:
i was going to ask u if u liked it jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
actually yes my grave is quite comfy i do like it thx

Yoongi:
i meant my hair
what do u think of it?

Chocochip_kookie:
.
.
.
he's been typing for five minutes now

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
it looks nice :))

YourHobi:
"nice" CRYINF

Yugibear:
lolol aw cmon jimin surely thats not all u hav to say?

Handsome_face:
yes tell us wut u were rly going to say lmao

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i think he looks nice :)))

Taetae:
jiminie this isnt twitter u can use more than 140 characters
and thats only like 20

Chocochip_kookie:
lmfAO

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i think he looks rly nice :)))

YourHobi:
we're getting closer
try again

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i think he looks exceptionally nice :)))

Handsome_face:
change the adjective to smth better

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i think he looks great :)))

YourHobi:
nope

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i think he looks rly great :)))

Chocochip_kookie:
ffs

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[Jimin and Yoongi private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i want to run my fingers thru ur hair and kiss u

Yoongi:
come over
im waiting for u

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
okay

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[Yoongi and Namjoon private chat]

Yoongi:
i love him ??

Joonie:
r u asking me

Yoongi:
no stfu
also as it turns out he rly likes the new look
he came over and wouldnt stop stroking my hair and kissing me
my heart is still beating rly fast
what did i do to deserve him?

Joonie:
ur so whipped lmao
do u like the hair tho btw
or did u just dye it w/ jimin in mind?

Yoongi:
no i actually had been considering it b4
decided i would actually do it this year
i might even try styling it at some point

Joonie:
fr??
dude r u even yoongi

Yoongi:
stfu

Joonie:
im just kiddin lmao
go for it,,
im sure it'd look gr8

Yoongi:
maybe some day not now
im tired

Joonie:
ur always tired tho

Yoongi:
irrelevant

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[Jimin and Seokjin private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
look after him

Handsome_face:
?
oh wait
lmfao
u mean in class dont u
yeh i can already see everyone crowding around him once they see him,,
he's gonna hate that

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
protecc him

Handsome_face:
i can try

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[i just accidentally spilled chocolate milk all over my pants and now jungkook is laughing at me]

Handsome_face:
YOONGI FLIPPED THE MIDDLE FINGER TO LIKE SEVEN DIFFERENT PPL 2DAY IM ACUTALLY GONNA CRI LAJKGSMGFAO

YourHobi:
LMAO

Yoongi:
i didnt think theyd make such a freakigns fuss over me dyeing my hair its ridiculous

Taetae:
omfskslgjs

Chocochip_kookie:
seokjin were u one of the ppl he flipped the finger to

Handsome_face:
yeah.

Taetae:
HAHAHAHGLSKL

Yugibear:
OGKSJKAGSD

Joonie:
yoongs lmfao no y would u do that to jin

Yoongi:
he was making fun of jimin and also trying to touch my hair

Joonie:
smh jin u had it coming in that case

Handsome_face:
yeah i know lmao,,

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
omf yoongi
im sorry u had to deal w/ all that :,(

Yoongi:
oh its fine i think they got the message
at least i hope they did
if they have the slightest shred of common sense
they wont try to touch me again

Handsome_face:
hey not everyone was being obnoxious

Yoongi:
never said they were
there were some who stopped by just to say they liked my new look
and i appreciate their moderate compliments and the respectable distance they kept
but that one guy who literally came up behind me and put both his hands on my head and ruffled my hair
i wanted to strangle him so. badly.

Handsome_face:
yoongi that was me

Yoongi:
i know

YourHobi:
ICANTBREATHELSKSKL

Taetae:
JIN U R THE BOLDEST PERSON I KNOW WOW

Handsome_face:
i know i know

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
JIN
I SAID PROTECC NOT ATTACC

Handsome_face:
i did both,,

Yoongi:
no
no u did not
not that i needed ur protection
but no part of "hey guys come check out yoongi's new hair" was in any way meant to protect me

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
JIN.

Handsome_face:
look i was only showing a couple of my friends i didnt expect them to draw the attention of others

Yoongi:
im wearing a baseball cap to class from now on

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[i just accidentally spilled chocolate milk all over my pants and now jungkook is laughing at me]

Handsome_face:
[image sent]

he actually wore a snapback
and ended up drawing MORE attention to himself

Yoongi:
shut
your obnoxious mouth
kim seokjin

Taetae:
THE FOREHEAD IS EXPOSED I FEEL SCANDALOUS FOR LOOKING AT IT

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
LOOK AWAY
L O O K  A W A Y

YourHobi:
YOONGI HAS A FOREHEAD????

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
LOOK AWAY U HAV A BOYFRIEND

Chocochip_kookie:
omf this is crazy u guys

Taetae:
LOOK AWAY,,,

Chocochip_kookie:
he looks like the newest addition to a neighborhood gang

Joonie:
yeah except it's not one of those tough guy gangs it's more like a soff boi gang

Taetae has renamed the chat soff boi gang

YourHobi:
Min "Meow Meow" Yoongi, leader of the Soff Boi Gang

Taetae:
he'll render u defenseless with his forehead and irresistible charms

Yoongi:
wtf is wrong w/ u ppl

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u cant blame them yoongi,, u look
so cute

Yoongi:
my forehead tho?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
looks kissable

Yoongi:
...ok
its ok when u say it
but theyre just weird

Taetae:
can a man not vocally acknowledge when his fellow man friend has a nice forehead

YourHobi:
p r e a c h

Yoongi has left soff boi gang

Joonie:
wow thats the first time in a while
*wipes tear* rly takes me back to the old days

Blue_ribbon_mochi has added Yoongi to soff boi gang

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
come back,,

Yoongi:
ive had a long day jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
(｡•́︿•̀｡)
i can come over again then
we can cuddle
if that would make u feel better ?

Yoongi:
actually
yeah
that would make me feel better
pls do
being w/ u always makes me feel better

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
❤ (ɔˆз(ˆ⌣ˆc)
ok,, i'll be right over !

Taetae has renamed the chat soff boi gang minus one member because taehyung has mysteriously died

Handsome_face:
more sad times