Chocochip_kookie:
[image sent]

he sleeps with his freaking gucci bracelet on

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
r u sure it's gucci

Chocochip_kookie:
i assume everything tae wears is gucci

YourHobi:
he is the Gucci queen after all

Yoongi:
it's not Gucci

YourHobi:
oh well of course u would know mr min I've modeled for Gucci Yoongi

Yoongi:
u rly sassing me rn Hoseok

YourHobi:
mmmmmaybe I am
whatchu gon do about it

Yoongi:
idk
probably nth

Chocochip_kookie:
selca war

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ooH
intriguing

Handsome_face:
lmfaooo ur just saying that cuz u want to see Yoongi's face

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
oh no u have exposed me
for a thing that is totally normal in a relationship
wanting to see my bf's face
oh no I am so embarrassed

Yugibear:
lmaoo I like sassy Jimin :D

Handsome_face:
wtvr,, I feel no burn
anyways I support the selca war
should we make rules or is this just gonna be a back and forth thing until one gets tired of it or?? like how is it gonna work

YourHobi:
kook this was ur idea I'm assuming u had smth in mind

Chocochip_kookie:
hmm
ok
how about there's like
stages
or like certain things or certain kinds of  selcas per round and if either of them fail to provide said said selca with said requirement then they lose

YourHobi:
intriguing
are old selcas allowed

Chocochip_kookie:
if it fits the requirement for the round

Yoongi:
are dropouts allowed

Chocochip_kookie:
if u wanna be a wuss and give in to Hoseok for sassing u

Yoongi:
I honestly don't care

Chocochip_kookie:
its settled then

Yugibear:
round uno

Chocochip_kookie:
round uno yes
requirement is: none
just anything will do

YourHobi:
easy
[image sent]

Yugibear:
HOBI U LOOK FKNDSG ADORABLE

YourHobi:
<3333

Chocochip_kookie:
kay now yoongi

Yoongi:
never agreed to this

Chocochip_kookie:
then u r a wuss

Yoongi:
ill try not to cry about it

Joonie:
jimin threaten him

Yoongi:
wtf

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
YOONGI IF U DONT PARTICIPATE ILL NEVER LET U KISS ME AGAIN

Chocochip_kookie:
bold coming from the person who's experienced his french kiss

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WILL U DROP THAT ALREADY

Chocochip_kookie:
never

Joonie:
ok maybe instead of a threat how about promising a reward

Yoongi:
this is so stupid

Joonie:
like how about if yoongi participates, or wins, rather, jimin, you'll have to promise him smth

Yoongi:

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
did u hav smth in mind??

Yoongi:
no

Joonie:
i think u did tho

Yoongi:
no human being hav i ever hated more than u kim namjoon

Joonie:
untrue
anyway
what would u request of jimin if u win, yoongs?

Yoongi:
if i say will u stfu already

Joonie:
yes

Yoongi:
jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yes yoongi?

Yoongi:
if i win u have to

*

*

[Yoongi and Jimin private chat]

Yoongi:
let me spoil u for an entire day

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
???
y is that ur request??

Yoongi:
cuz u never let me
youve literally stopped me from buying u a number of things b4 remember
it's not that much to ask is it

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
well i mean,,
no i guess not
but like wouldnt u prefer smth else? idk smth that benefits u more
we could reverse it kinda and say i treat u for a day

Yoongi:
no
i want to spoil u jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
if
thats wut u rly want :/

*

*

[STOP NAMGI 2K18 MOVEMENT]

Chocochip_kookie has renamed the chat pretty boi standoff

Taetae:
hi im here wuts going on

Chocochip_kookie:
welcome sleepy head
im in the kitchen btw in case u didnt look over

Handsome_face:
lmfao r u guys in one of ur dorms rn

Taetae:
yep
so now can someone explain this to me
whats this standoff about

Chocochip_kookie:
selca war

Taetae:
between?

Handsome_face:
hobi and yoongi

Taetae:
yoongi agreed to smth like that??

Joonie:
oh he's getting smth out of it if he wins
hasnt said it yet

Yoongi:
yes i did
to jimin

Chocochip_kookie:
oh u little sneak
going to ur private chat
what was the reward huh

Yoongi:
none of ur business brat
now can we get this started so we can get it over with

Handsome_face:
we already did start
hobi sent his pic

YourHobi:
yeh so now it's ur turn
lesgetit boi

Yoongi:
im only doing this for jimin

Joonie:
naturally

Yoongi:
[image sent]

Joonie:
y is the bg so freaking bright

Yoongi:
y is ur mouth so freaking big

Joonie:
fair enough

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
uwu

Taetae:
owo

Chocochip_kookie:
okey round 2
requirement: u have to be smiling

Joonie:
good luck on this one yoongs

Yoongi:
how many death wishes do u have

YourHobi:
[image sent]

Taetae:
whose thighs stealing the spotlight in the back hmu

Chocochip_kookie:
tae im right. here.

Taetae:
im just kidding
u didnt have to throw an empty soda bottle at my head

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
asdgls hobi u look so soff,,

YourHobi:
^_^

Yugibear:
my eyes?
blessed

Joonie:
yooongiiiiii

Yoongi:
stfu u didnt even give me five seconds
[image sent]

Chocochip_kookie:
whose nikes stealing the spotlight in the back hmu

Taetae:
i deserved that

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i wanna pinch ur cheeks,,

Yoongi:
domestic abuse

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WHAT NO ITS NOT DONT SAY THAT

Handsome_face:
lmfao yoongi

Chocochip_kookie:
rooooooound three
requirement: a peace sign

YourHobi:
these requirements r 2 easy lmao
[image sent]

Yugibear:
THE CUTEST

YourHobi:
<3 no u,,

Handsome_face:
looka like a bby boi

YourHobi:
thank

Taetae:
who chair that is in the back stealing the spotlight hmu

Chocochip_kookie:
ok i laughed out loud at that actually

Taetae:
Y DID U THROW A SODA BOTTLE AGAIN THEN

Joonie:
smh domestic abuse is errwhere
also yoongs its u turn

Yoongi:
again
i dont need u to remind me so stfu
[image sent]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
wow a smile 2?? umm bonus points for my man going the extra mile

Joonie:
hoseok smiled in his 2 tho lmao
also everything yoongs has sent so far are old pics hes not taking any new ones smh that lazy boi

Yoongi:
they're allowed so what difference does it make

Handsome_face:
jungkook let some of us decide requirements

Chocochip_kookie:
nuh

Handsome_face:
brat

Chocochip_kookie:
it was my idea to begin with

Handsome_face:
so,,
we should each get to make a request

Taetae:
yeh i kinda want to 2

Chocochip_kookie:
wtvr
tae u can go next

Taetae:
:D yayy

Handsome_face:
biased.

Taetae:
round 4
requirement: smth hot

Handsome_face:
u read my mind lmao

Yoongi:
this is dumb

YourHobi:
i agree
new requirement

Joonie:
ha
couple of cowards

YourHobi:
im not a coward,,
its just
not my style

Yoongi:
same

Handsome_face:
yoongi and hobi u guys r gonna make jimin and yugyeom very disappointed bois

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
way to put us on the spot like that jin

Handsome_face:
any time

YourHobi:
[image sent]

this is the closest thing ive got but it doesnt even rly count??

Yugibear:
still hot tho not complaining

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
not surprised the world's sofftest shine sprite would have difficulty w/ this

YourHobi:
oh hush u
and what does the gucci model have to counter attack

Yoongi:
im not sending anything

Chocochip_kookie:
then u lose by default

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yooongii cmon
if u dropout then u dont get to spoil me
which is wut u said u wanted

Joonie:
thats what he chose?
wow

Yoongi:
remember that one time i told u to stfu

Joonie:
ur repetitive threats r getting boring come up w/ some new ones

Yoongi:
dont tell me what to do
also
im dropping out so wtvr

Joonie:
no yoongi not yet
quick question jungkook since ur the one whose idea this was
is yoongi allowed to phone a friend 4 help

Chocochip_kookie:
is that code for "can i expose him"

Joonie:
yeah

Chocochip_kookie:
yes its allowed

Yoongi:
joon could u leave me alone for once in ur life

Joonie:
[image sent]

Handsome_face:
ooh the angle tho

Taetae:
i LUV WHAT UR WEARING

Joonie:
[image sent]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yoongi

Yoongi:
ignore those

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
You're so freaking hot.

Chocochip_kookie:
whoa a fully punctuated sentence this is crazy

Joonie:
[image sent]

oops i guess this one's more pretty than hot but oh well
[image sent] 

oops haha thats not a selca thats from one of the photoshoots yoongi did for his aunt haha how did that get in there haha

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Yoongi

Yoongi:
..what

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
You really are the most beautiful person I've ever laid eyes on.
And don't you ever argue with me, do you understand?

Yoongi:
uh
okay

YourHobi:
omF jimin got bold all of a sudden
ok i hereby forfeit
yoongi wins the selca war

Joonie:
ur welcome yoongs <3

Yoongi:
stop exisiting

Joonie:
aw
thats a new one