[MIN YOONGI'S THERAPY GROUP]

Joonie:
[image sent]

im third wheeling so hard rn

YourHobi:
oh my gosh he's so in love

Joonie:
they're both still talking to each other like im not here
a normal person would probably be offended but they're downright adorable i want to hug them both

Handsome_face:
ok same tho

Taetae:
AWW

Yugibear:
THEYRE SO CUTE

Joonie:
i feel like i should leave lmao
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ok i just asked yoongs if he wanted me to go and he said 'no its alright u dont have to' then offered to make me hot chocolate
jimin went with him
they're married and they dont even know it
i feel like their adopted child

Chocochip_kookie:
lmfao

Joonie:
oh my gosh jimin just went to kiss yoongi on the cheek but yoongi turned his head so jimin kissed his lips instead, jimin is now on the floor, im about to be on the floor, dont know if ill be crying or laughing havent figured it out yet

YourHobi:
MOOD

Joonie:
u guys dare me to call them mom and dad

Taetae:
DO IT

Joonie:
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ok i said "mom and dad hurry and bring my hot chocolate over im cold and thirsty"
yoongi responded by drinking half of mine

Handsome_face:
not surprised

Chocochip_kookie:
at least he didnt spit in it

Joonie:
oh he was about to
jimin told him not to tho lmao bless that boi's heart
ah
they kissed again
this is so domestic i might actually cri
my little yoongi all grown up and married now to the love of his life...

Handsome_face:
ur such a sap joonie lmao

Joonie:
theyre whispering now prolly thinking i cant hear
"yoongi we should stop, namjoon probably feels left out"
"i know i know...just one more kiss"
okay thats it these poor souls restraining themselves i gotta leave
dont want to
but im doing it for yoongi's sake

Taetae:
A REAL TROOPER
I SALUTE U

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[Yoongi and Namjoon private chat]

Yoongi:
sorry

Joonie:
?

Yoongi:
u left cuz of me didnt u

Joonie:
no yoongs dont get the wrong idea
u two looked like u could use the time alone togethere
and thats perfectly ok
so enjoy ur night with him ok?
i'll see u tomorrow

Yoongi:
see u

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[MIN YOONGI'S THERAPY GROUP]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
[video sent]

my yoongi. lookin. effortlessly. cute. over here.

Yugibear:
"my yoongi"
awww u guys r so cute,,

Joonie:
ooh i recognize where u guys r
thats the place in the mall right outside where yoongs works

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
:) mhm
he just finished his shift

Yoongi:
jimin get off ur phone we're on a date

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
SORRY

Chocochip_kookie:
lmfao
someone should go raid their date

Taetae:
i'LL DO IT
ive always wanted to see how those 2 act when theyre w/ each other...

YourHobi:
u gotta be sneaky or else yoongi might kill u

Taetae:
of course i'll be super sneaky,,

Yoongi:
still here

Taetae:
still gonna raid ur date

Yugibear:
oh snap a daring boi

Handsome_face:
send pics,,

Taetae:
i will,,

Yoongi:
moving to a different location

Taetae:
ill FIND U ANYWAY

Chocochip_kookie:
lmfao tae
dont get urself killed ok

Taetae:
<3

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[MIN YOONGI'S THERAPY GROUP]

Taetae:
im here

Yoongi:
go away taehyung

Taetae:
I JUST WANNA SIT DOWN AND WATCH U 2 BE CUTE 2GETHR

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
come join us tae :)
YOONGI JUST GLARED AT ME I HAVE CHILLS

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[MIN YOONGI'S THERAPY GROUP]

Joonie:
[image sent]

I didnt think he'd actually do it

Handsome_face:
u raided their date 2??
wow thats two days in a row i guess we're taking turns now

YourHobi:
OHYMBSOGHS LOOK AT YOONGLES,, RIP IN PEACE,,,,

Chocochip_kookie:
i cant tell if he's laughing or crying or just covering his face cuz he's embarrassed but whatever he's doing w o w jimin

Yugibear:
G O A L S

Joonie:
i risked my life for this photo btw y'all might never see me again

Yoongi:
he's right
you'll be ded by morning

Taetae:
NO DONT KILL NAMJOON WE NEED HIM AROUND TO TAKE MORE YOONMIN PICS
im gonna make a sCRAPBOOK

Chocochip_kookie:
i thought u were making one already

Taetae:
yeah of us but i need one for my bff and his bf 2

Chocochip_kookie:
ill allow it

Handsome_face:
publish copies for the rest of us,,

Yoongi:
wtf
y dont u guys worry about ur own relationships instead of bugging me and jimin

Joonie:
*jimin and me

Yoongi:
ok ur dying now

Joonie:
cmon uve killed me a lot lately cant i catch a break

Yoongi:
no

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[MIN YOONGI'S THERAPY GROUP]

Joonie:
[image sent]

"whatcha thinkin bout yoongs"
"sleepin"
"what else ya thinkin bout yoongs"
"jimin"
"and"
"sleepin next to jimin"
"anything else"
"how much i love jimin"
"is that all"
"how much i hate u"
*sends me a finger heart*
"hate u sm get ur phone out of my face u obnoxious walnut"
uwu try to find a friend as sweet and loving as yoongi i dare u

YourHobi:
THE FINGER HEART LMFAO
also w o w a whipped boi

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
aww ;,) yoongi
were u rly thinking about me?

Yoongi:
when am i not thinking about u

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
('｡• •｡') ♡ ilu

Yoongi:
can we change this chat name now

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
omf i didnt even realize it was still the saem,,
uhhh

Taetae has renamed the chat i just accidentally spilled chocolate milk all over my pants and now jungkook is laughing at me

Handsome_face:
sad times