[#justgctingz]

taetlywinks:
so we adopted a child

hobihobi:
WHAT
FOR REAL

yuggles:
TAE

jimjim:
TAETAE OH MY GOSH
YOURE SH
WHY WOULD YOU SHARE THIS IN THE HECKIN GROUP CHAT
WHY DIDNT YOU CALL

Yoongi:
taehyung holy crap when?
congratulations
tho i'm a little scared i won't lie

seokjune:
IM
TAEHYUF
WHERE JUNGKOOOOOO
I DROPPED MY MUG YOURE LUCKY IT DIDNT BREAK
WHATS THEIR NAME

namjuly:
tae congratulations wow
this is so unexpected
i'm super stoked for you guys tho
sorry if my texts seem dry shall i call to scream into the phone

seokjune:
BRUH IMBOUTA

namjuly:
bruh
we're married

seokjune:
I WAS TALKING TO TAEHYJENF

jimjim:
KIM TAEHYUNG IM GOING TO FLIP THIS TABLE RIGHT. TF. NOW.

Yoongi:
sweetheart be careful there's a vase

jimjim:
oh right i'm sorry i'll move the vase to the kitchen first

Yoongi:
that's better
but yeah tae this came outta nowhere
don't tell me it was a spontaneous thing like that time you randomly adopted a gerbil

hobihobi:
oh my gosh i really want to believe you did not spontaneously adopt a child but these days i swear i can't put anything past u and jungkook

jimjim:
I AM MANIC

Yoongi:
i can tell
sweetheart maybe u should lie down

namjuly:
are u guys both at your apartment rn lmao

Yoongi:
yeah
he's not responding to me verbally tho so i'm trying text
baby pls don't actually flip the table i don't want u hurting yourself

jimjim:
IM FERAL

yuggles:
SEND PICS OF YOUR KID PLS I DEMAND FAMILY PHOTOS IS KOOK WITH U

hobihobi:
FOR REAL I WANNA SEE SOME FAMILY PHOTOS TOO SO IF KOOK'S NOT WITH U DRAG HIM HOME

seokjune:
TF IS KOOK

namjuly:
how did u bold your text message like that jinnie

jimjim:
FERAL?

seokjune:
FERAL.

hobihobi:
yoongles hows jimin holdin out

Yoongi:
feral, apparently
it's early i'm letting him be
unless he really flips the table

namjuly:
early? it's noon

Yoongi:
oh the clocks wrong then
wait no it's right
i need glasses
anyway tae, you've turned jimin feral i hope you're happy

yuggles:
IM WITHOUT SPEECH
LIKE IM SO HAPPY FOR U GUYS IN CASE I DIDNT MENTION
THIS IS THE START OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL
I MEAN U GUYS ALREADY HAD SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL BUT THIS IS AN EVEN GREATER STEP

hobihobi:
i have so many questions tae you guys better be ready agdkwhdkwj

jimjim:
OH YOU THINK YOU HAVE QUESTIONS
TAE I CANT BELIEVE YOU WOULDNT TELL ME
LIKE U NEVER EVEN HINTED AT IT
THIS IS MAJOR

Yoongi:
he fell off his chair
tae you've really done it

namjuly:
help him up

Yoongi:
no i think i'm just gonna leave him there
of course i helped

hobihobi:
that was quick

Yoongi:
not as quick as jimin's gonna beat tae's rear end next time he sees him

yuggles:
NO DONT
HES A FATHER NOW U CANT DO THAT
HE NEEDS HIS STRENGTH TO TAKE CARE OF HIS CHILD

seokjune:
MAYBE HE SHOULDA THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE HE WENT AND ADOPTED AN ENTIRE CHILD WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE FIRST

Yoongi:
an entire child
as opposed to what
just the limbs

jimjim:
YOON DONT MAKE ME LAUGH IM TRYNA BE MAD AT TAE
AND KOOK TOO
TF
AFTER ALL IVE DONE FOR U TWO
NOT EVEN A "hey so we were considering adoption" NOTHING

yuggles:
I VOLUNTEER TO BE BABYSITTER
FREE OF CHARGE

jimjim:
NO ONES BABYSITTINF ANYONE UNTIL I SAY SO

Yoongi:
sweetheart really i think u should lie down
what if u get a headache from stressing

jimjim:
THEN TAE WILL PAY FOR MY PAINKILLERS

namjuly:
do u guys still use that as a pet name

Yoongi:
it's not a pet name what

jimjim:
KIM TAEHYUNG
IF U DONT RESPOND
EITHER TO MY TEXTS
OR THE TWELVE HUNDRED TIMES I JUST CALLED U
SO HELP ME
ILL TELL YOUR CHILD ALL OF YOUR EMBARRASSING STORIES
ALL OF THEM

Yoongi:
taehyung pls answer him he's gonna burst a vein

taetlywinks:
sims
we adopted on sims

juggles:
we were playing sims

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taetlywinks:
if we pack up now we can probably make it to the airport before jimin gets here

juggles:
good idea
how's florida sound

taetlywinks:
far from here so good

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a/n:
hullo lol