a/n: pls stop with the "69" jokes guys lmao i'm not meeting your expectations k thanks

[Namjoon and Seokjin private chat]

joonie:
all jokes aside jin
they're definitely going to get married
i mean i'm sure we all knew, and we joked about it a ton
but like
idk today really drove it home

luckyboi:
why's that?
was it the domestic pokémon watching lol

joonie:
lol no
at one point i walked away for a minute to go to get something from the kitchen and i just looked over at them
yoongi was still watching the show
but jimin was just staring at him with the most genuine look of affection in his eyes
and after a while he just whispered yoongi's name and told him he loved him
and some other stuff i couldn't hear but i'm pretty sure it was about the car accident

luckyboi:
i'm sure he's just relieved yoongi's ok

joonie:
oh yeah i know that for sure
i'm relieved too
but there's just something about the way jimin looked at him then
boy would really give everything he had for yoongi to be happy and safe
yoongi likewise

luckyboi:
i don't doubt that at all
my question is
are you ready for them to get married

joonie:
me? pfft of course
that walnut better get his act together and propose before i grow old or else.
granted,
i'll cry like nobody's business
but in a good way ya know

luckyboi:
yes of course
just like how yoongi bawled his eyes out when u proposed lol

joonie:
well he wasn't entirely sober

luckyboi:
i feel like he still probably would have cried

joonie:
yeah maybe
he's a big softie we've been over this

luckyboi:
mhm
do you really think he'll propose?
anytime soon i mean

joonie:
oh i don't know...
he can be unpredictable when he wants to
so maybe
or maybe he'll wait till after graduation
which is soon for both him and jimin

luckyboi:
oh really?
i knew yoongi was graduating with me but i didn't know jimin was too

joonie:
yeah he's been there about two years which is what he planned
you and yoongs will be done your fourth won't u

luckyboi:
yup (^_^)
a real shame we didn't properly meet till the last year
i remember seeing him around a lot but he never talked to anyone

joonie:
yeah that's yoongi
i tried encouraging him to make friends in his classes but he showed zero interest

luckyboi:
then lo and behold
jimin lmao

joonie:
yeah lol
i'm really glad jimin started the group chat
for so many reasons

luckyboi:
he really did bring us all together didn't he?

joonie:
he did
sometimes i wonder if he realizes that
what an impact that harmless little idea of his had on all of us

luckyboi:
somehow i don't think he does realize it
he can be kinda oblivious ya know

joonie:
lol yeah i know
oblivious and gullible jimin
gotta love 'im

luckyboi:
is he still with yoongi at his dorm?

joonie:
yeah he is
i went back to my own dorm tho

luckyboi:
well i just got back from work so do u wanna come over and watch a movie or something or are u tired out from watching pokémon

joonie:
absolutely not i would love to join u

luckyboi:
good cuz i miss u

joonie:
i'll be right over, my sweet ❤️

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[Jungkook and Taehyung private chat]

chocochip_kookie:
never thought i'd say this but i'm kinda salty jimin isn't answering my texts lol

hakuna_ma_taetae:
( '∀｀) oh c'mon now kookie u know it's just cuz he's spending time with yoongi,,

chocochip_kookie:
yeah i know

hakuna_ma_taetae:
did u need him for something?

chocochip_kookie:
no not really
just tryna subtly check in on him
see how he and yoongi are doing and all that ya know

hakuna_ma_taetae:
aw kookie ❤️
you're so sweet

chocochip_kookie:
i'm not Σ(￣。￣ﾉ)
jimin is my friend
and i owe him a lot so

hakuna_ma_taetae:
for?

chocochip_kookie:
for you

hakuna_ma_taetae:
contrary to popular belief jimin did not birth me

chocochip_kookie:
tAE PLease LMaO i just snorted
u know what i meant...

hakuna_ma_taetae:
oh u mean introducing us?

chocochip_kookie:
tae of course that's what i mean
this isn't the first time i've brought it up

hakuna_ma_taetae:
sorry u know me
big dumb

chocochip_kookie:
you're not...
tae you're the most beautiful and amazing and incredible and kindhearted person i've ever met
and if it weren't for jimin creating the chat and inviting us all to it
i never would have met you
again i think i've said this all before but...i think it needs to be said again
i love him, as a very important friend
and i love you, as my best friend, boyfriend, and my favorite person

hakuna_ma_taetae:
kookie no you're gonna make me tear up...
that's a lie i'm already tearing up

chocochip_kookie:
no baby don't cry...
i love you

hakuna_ma_taetae:
love you too, kookie

chocochip_kookie:
i'll see u tomorrow
good night 💜

hakuna_ma_taetae:
good night 💜💤

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[Hoseok and Yugyeom private chat]

skippah:
I JUST HAD A NIGHTMARE THE PENGUINS ROSE UP AGAINST ME TO TAKE REVENGE FOR ME KILLING MELMAN AND IM SCARED PLS COME OVER

sunkist:
O N M Y W A Y