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Yoongi:
[image sent]

park jimin would like to remind everyone that he is beautiful.

jiminieee:
i would not 😰

hakuna_ma_taetae:
YOONGI
wait is that a chanel necklace

chocochip_kookie:
he's aLIVE

Yoongi:
and thriving

sunkist:
YOUR IN THE HOSPITAL YOUR NOT THRIVING

luckyboi:
*you're

sunkist:
OH SHUT UP JIN YOURE HANGING AROUND NAMJOON TOO MUCH

luckyboi:
"TOO MUCH"
MY FIANCÉ

Yoongi:
stop screaming my head hurts

sunkist:
we're sorry yoongi
BUT ALSO HEY HOW ARE U

Yoongi:
thriving
drinking the grapefruit juice i asked jimin to bring me

chocochip_kookie:
...grapefruit juice?

joonie:
yoongi's been acting all loopy doopy since the accident but don't worry guys he'll be alright

Yoongi:
thriving

joonie:
stop saying that

Yoongi:
stop being around me

hakuna_ma_taetae:
yup same yoongi

chocochip_kookie:
when do u think u can leave the hospital yoongi??

Yoongi:
probably tomorrow actually
it's not necessary i stay any longer than that
they just stress i need to be very careful or wtvr

joonie:
which shouldn't be a problem cuz when ur given the choice u literally don't move at all

Yoongi:
precisely
so yeah i'll probably be discharged tomorrow
yay
hate this dumb hospital bed
miss my kumamon plush

luckyboi:
and jimin

Yoongi:
same thing

jiminieee:
what 🤣 ❤️

hakuna_ma_taetae:
jiminie quick change ur name!!

jiminieee has changed their name to kumamon

Yoongi:
no don't confuse me i'm still not 100% here so if i come back later i might actually think kumamon has joined our group chat

sunkist:
all the more reason to keep it lmao that would be GOLD

kumamon:
wait no i don't wanna confuse u yoongi i'll change it

kumamon has changed their name to blue_ribbon_mochi

Yoongi:
now i'm getting war flashbacks

hakuna_ma_taetae
LOL

chocochip_kookie:
been a while since we've seen that name lol
making me feel like i'm about to get unfriended by salty jimin for teasing him about yoongi

sad_rico:
aw
oh lmao my name

sad_rico has changed their name to skippah

sunkist:
there's only one penguin left

blue_ribbon_mochi:
lol

Yoongi:
well this is awkward

blue_ribbon_mochi:
what??

Yoongi:
i think i may have teared up a little

luckyboi:
AW LMAO YOONGI GETTING NOSTALGIC

blue_ribbon_mochi:
YOONGI IS THAT WHAT IT IS?? I'M SORRY SHOULD I CHANGE IT AGAIN

Yoongi:
no jimin it's fine it's not bad
just yeah jungkook bringing that up brought back some memories

joonie:
u big freakin soft serve ice cream boi

Yoongi:
wtf is that supposed to mean

luckyboi:
he's calling u a softie

Yoongi:
yeah i figured it out but namjoon's still an idiot

hakuna_ma_taetae:
SHALL I BRING TISSUES YOONGI

Yoongi:
i'm still at the hospital tf

hakuna_ma_taetae:
WELL DON'T U HAVE ROOM SERVICE WHO COULD GET U TISSUES

Yoongi:
this isn't a hotel??

blue_ribbon_mochi:
i believe what tae is trying to refer to is a nurse

hakuna_ma_taetae:
same thing

Yoongi:
it's not...

blue_ribbon_mochi:
but rly tho did u want me to stop by again today yoongi?

Yoongi:
sweetheart it's fine u already visited in the morning
just take some time for yourself

blue_ribbon_mochi:
if u say so...

skippah:
can i say something

Yoongi:
u may

skippah:
i just got the high score in spider solitaire

Yoongi:
congratulations skippah

skippah:
thanks

hakuna_ma_taetae:
YUGYEOM U JINX I JUST SPOTTED A SPIDER JUST NOW WTF
IT'S LIKE THE SIZE OF MY FACE I'M GONNA DIE

luckyboi:
just let it bite u tae
become spider-man

hakuna_ma_taetae:
WTF NO

chocochip_kookie:
wait does that actually work??
omf tae just keep ur eye on the spider i'll be right over

blue_ribbon_mochi:
JUNGKOOK NO IT WILL NOT TURN U INTO SPIDER-MAN DONT BE AN IDIOT

chocochip_kookie:
quit being a doubting david, jimin
it's worth a try

sunkist:
it has to be radioactive i think

chocochip_kookie:
oh right
does anyone have any radioactive material on them

luckyboi:
put the spider in a pool of water with a bath bomb
then let it bite u
unless it drowns
maybe just a little dip, like don't soak the spider

chocochip_kookie:
got it
tae u still there
.
.
.
tae?

blue_ribbon_mochi:
OH NO HE'S BEEN TAKEN BY THE SPIDERBWJDHWJD

chocochip_kookie:
NO FAIR I DONT WANT HIM TO BECOME SPIDER-MAN BEFORE I DO

blue_ribbon_mochi:
IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOURE MOST CONCERNED ABOUT???

chocochip_kookie:
i hope taehyung is okay

Yoongi:
u know sometimes i wonder about u guys

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a/n:
so i took youjin out of the chat just cuz i felt it'd be kind of out of place for her to stay lol. she'll still be mentioned in the story or whatever but yeah just letting u guys know why she's not saying anything in the chat anymore