[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]

Yoongi:
joon
do you have a minute
i vaguely remember u saying u had to go to work early this morning but
can we talk

joonie:
i've still got time

Yoongi:
ok
how are you

joonie:
good, i'm good yoongs
what about you?

Yoongi:
got a bit of a headache but it's not so bad
i just wanted to check in on you
didn't get the chance to really say much about it last night cuz i fell asleep before i got sober
so

joonie:
u cried lol

Yoongi:
stfu i know i did
what did u expect me to do? be emotionless about the fact my best friend asked someone to marry him??
during a game of charades too ffs i can't believe u

joonie:
listen i didn't need anything fancy or extravagant, just something lighthearted among friends so he'd feel comfortable
i don't see a problem with that

Yoongi:
i don't either it just surprised me...
a lot

joonie:
i figured it would
but i know you'd support me either way so i went through with it

Yoongi:
how's jin doing
he didn't respond to my text yet

joonie:
he's probably still sleeping

Yoongi:
we have class in an hour

joonie:
oh, well could u make sure he gets up before then

Yoongi:
sure i guess
kinda wanted to talk to him too anyway

joonie:
gr8 :) thnx yoongs
u da man

Yoongi:
yeah whatever

joonie:
da best man (^_-)

Yoongi:
don't u freakin start young man u need to focus on finishing ur last year before thinking about the wedding

joonie:
lmao ok dad

Yoongi:
u disgust me

joonie:
you'll probably say that in ur speech won't u

Yoongi:
get. tf. back. to work.

joonie:
i didn't start yet

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[Yoongi and Seokjin private chat]

Yoongi:
wake tf up
we got class soon
i don't feel like going to ur dorm
why are u still sleeping
don't make me spam u
that's not me

luckyboi:
i just woke up jeez
also u literally are spamming me wym "don't make me spam u"

Yoongi:
how are u

luckyboi:
is this yoongi

Yoongi:
ok screw u

luckyboi:
wait no i'm sorry yoongi come back
i'm good
how are u

Yoongi:
tired of all the disrespect

luckyboi:
i'm older than u

Yoongi:
coulda fooled me

luckyboi:
lmao

Yoongi:
really tho

luckyboi:
?
oh
yeah i meant it, yoongi i'm good
tho it did kinda hit me when i woke up lol
like, hey namjoon's not my boyfriend anymore he's my fiancé

Yoongi:
yeah
more news, i'm moving to spain

luckyboi:
yoongi wtf

Yoongi:
i can't be the best man if i'm in spain

luckyboi:
i mean ur not wrong
but u know joonie would swim to spain if he had to to drag u back
i wouldn't tho

Yoongi:
wow

luckyboi:
i can't swim

Yoongi:
oh
wait yes u can u liar

luckyboi:
i can doggy paddle for like two minutes
on a good day

Yoongi:
yeah ok whatever u say jin
what were we even talking about again

luckyboi:
don't know
oh yeah i remember
so when are u and jimin getting married

Yoongi:
i'm not sitting next to u in class today

luckyboi:
meanie
wait when does class start

Yoongi:
in like forty minutes

luckyboi:
oh
cool
i'll be there in fifty

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[Seokjin and Hoseok private chat]

sunkist:
just so u know
i had a dream about ur wedding
and to make a long story short the whole hall got flooded out by my tears
then it cut to yugi and i having a bagpipe contest
don't know wtf that was about

luckyboi:
a glimpse of the future perhaps
and thank you for sharing, hobi
we should go on a lunch date today

sunkist:
um what about the fiancé??

luckyboi:
lol just call him namjoon, hobi...
and he'll be a bit busy today, but we'll see each other in the evening so it's fine, we can hang out after my morning classes

sunkist:
❤️💜💕❤️💜❤️💕💜❤️

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[Hoseok and Yoongi private chat]

sunkist:
yoongiiii

Yoongi:
wyw my class is about to start

sunkist:
we're both gonna be great men

Yoongi:
?

sunkist:
dare i say
the best

Yoongi:
i will block ur number

sunkist:
WHY

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a/n:
it's been 84 years