[rip Jin's phone]

chocochip_kookie has renamed the chat it has arrived

jiminieee:
what?
my package??
i've been waiting on a kumamon plush for weeks so it's about time

Yoongi:
a kumamon plush..?

jiminieee:
for you! (о'∀'о)

Yoongi:
aw..

chocochip_kookie:
no u fools
don't u know what day it is
it's may 14

luckyboi:
this is true

jiminieee:
wait
IS TODAY TAE'S PHOTOSHOOT
HE DIDNT TELL ME WTF

chocochip_kookie:
probably cuz he's been so nervous about it
he's been texting me nonstop

Yoongi:
i keep telling him he has no reason to worry
my aunt already loves him
yet he's literally pacing back and forth at the studio right now
humming aggressively

chocochip_kookie:
is it the mario theme song

Yoongi:
yeah

chocochip_kookie:
he does that when he's anxious

YourMcHobi:
YOONGI TELL TAE I SAID HI

Yoongi:
nah i'm good

joonie:
r u being dragged into the modeling too yoongs

Yoongi:
hopefully i'll be able to get out of it...
i only showed up for moral support

jiminieee:
YOONGI ARE U SERIOUS
YOURE SO SWEET SJEIEJKWND IM SURE TAE'S REALLY GLAD

Yoongi:
i mean i guess
he did seem a little relieved when i showed up
but yeah he's still a little nervous
i'm gonna go try talking to him again

chocochip_kookie:
tell him i love him

Yoongi:
sure wtvr

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[it has arrived]

Yoongi:
update, he's calmed down a little
he and my aunt are talking right now

jiminieee:
(>_<) i'm glad,, i wouldn't want him to be stressing out the whole time

Yoongi:
yeah don't worry he'll be alright
i think my aunt is telling him the same thing
i mean, if someone like me who had no real interest in modeling or fashion or anything can pull it off even slightly, then tae's gonna do just fine
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he just came up to me and asked if his butt looked ok

chocochip_kookie:
did u tell him yes
u better have

Yoongi:
i told him they're not going to be photographing his butt and he said "are you sure"
i told him to sit down for a little while

luckyboi:
how long till the actual photoshoot starts

Yoongi:
whenever my aunt is ready
which will probably be in the next twenty minutes

jiminieee:
GIVE TAE A GOOD LUCK HUG

Yoongi:
i already gave him a fist bump

YourMcHobi:
that's so hetero yoongi
hug him

Yoongi:
ugh
fine

chocochip_kookie:
i'll be waiting for photos
you will send them
won't you yoongi?

Yoongi:
i'd suffer the consequences if i didn't
alright we're probably gonna start soon i'll check back in later

chocochip_kookie:
yes do that

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[it has arrived]

Yoongi:
this boy

chocochip_kookie:
what about this boy

yugibear:
(｀・ω・')

Yoongi:
he was nervous for nothing just like i told him
[image sent]

this was the first shot they did

chocochip_kookie:
okay
so,,
embarrassing story time

luckyboi:
lmao

jiminieee:
did u scream

chocochip_kookie:
no i didn't scream
but i dropped my coffee
i'm gonna go get a new one and sit down this time

jiminieee:
yeah that might be a good idea

YourMcHobi:
GUCCI WHO

Yoongi:
[image sent]

[image sent]

luckyboi:
someone should probably go check to see if jungkook's ok

chocochip_kookie:
i'm doing swell
just swell
u wanna know why
cuz my bippity boppity boyfriend is looking diddly darn dashing
to say the least

YourMcHobi:
BIPPITY BOPPITY BOYFRIEND KOOK WHAT LMAO

jiminieee:
ok jungkook but why say the least when u can tell us how u really feel

chocochip_kookie:
good point
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ahem
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I NEED THE ADDRESS OF THE STUDIO NOW SO I CAN GO OVER THERE AND SHOWER HIS GORGEOUS FACE WITH KISSES

Yoongi:
he asked if he could keep the flowers they used for the second photo so he could give them to you and my aunt just went "awww" and told him yes

chocochip_kookie:
forget the flowers i just want his lips

luckyboi:
tulips

joonie:
ha

luckyboi:
was that a pity laugh

joonie:
no of course not
i would never <3

luckyboi:
Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)

yugibear:
if it makes u feel better jin i laughed

luckyboi:
thx yugyeom

jiminieee:
yoongi r u guys still in the middle of the shoot?

Yoongi:
yeah

chocochip_kookie:
am i gonna need another coffee

luckyboi:
do u plan on dropping one again

chocochip_kookie:
do u think i planned to drop the first one

luckyboi:
i dunno did u?

Yoongi:
i'll keep u posted

chocochip_kookie:
thx yoongi

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[it has arrived]

Yoongi:
[image sent]

[image sent]

jiminieee:
now is time for my revenge
hey jungkook
look into tae's eyes

chocochip_kookie:
leave me alone jimin
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yoongi how much longer is the shoot i need to kiss him it's really important

Yoongi:
he looked over my shoulder and smiled really big when he saw that ew
he's getting his phone now

hakuna_ma_taetae:
hi kookie（＾_＾）

chocochip_kookie:
TAE
hi baby

hakuna_ma_taetae:
hi ('∀｀)
IM HAVING LOTS OF FUN
MISS SUNGGI TOLD ME IM DOING REALLY WELL

chocochip_kookie:
you are
so, so well
wish i could be there with u baby

hakuna_ma_taetae:
I HAVE FLOWERS FOR U

luckyboi:
tulips

YourMcHobi:
jin it wasn't funny the first time

luckyboi:
ur right
it was hilarious

hakuna_ma_taetae:
ohhhh i get it
two lips
(*'꒳'*) i have two lips for u kookie <3

chocochip_kookie:
yoongi

Yoongi:
im not giving u the address to the studio jungkook

chocochip_kookie:
fine then
friendship terminated

Yoongi:
oh nooo ('ｰ｀)

jiminieee:
look what u did kook u hurt his feelings

Yoongi:
jimin sweetheart comfort me
i'll send u the address to the studio

chocochip_kookie:
tf with this discrimination