a/n:
so someone pointed out i had tae's user as taetae instead of hakuna_ma_taetae so that's why it's different in this chapter lmao maybe if i feel like it i'll go back and fix the others 🤷‍♀️

[rip Jin's phone]

hakuna_ma_taetae:
uh
so
i feel like
i've been spamming you guys about me and min sunggi lately but

chocochip_kookie:
u make it sound like u two are an item now 😤

hakuna_ma_taetae:
u know i don't mean it like that baby...

jiminieee:
did something happen tae?

hakuna_ma_taetae:
oh, i dunno, u might be able to say that...

Yoongi:
i know what this is about

YourMcHobi:
HE ALWAYS KNOWS
HOW COME HE ALWAYS KNOWS

Yoongi:
she's my aunt and my friend
back tf up hoebi

yugibear:
HEY NOW THAT IS A LITTLE UNCALLED FOR

luckyboi:
GOLDEN

chocochip_kookie:
adding that to the list for sure

Yoongi:
what list

chocochip_kookie:
insult inspiration from lil meow meow

Yoongi:
...okay

jiminieee:
i feel bad for laughing 😂
also tae what were u going to say??

hakuna_ma_taetae:
what?
oh!
oh right
yeah
about that
uh

Yoongi:
we're all aging here taehyung

joonie:
some obviously quicker than others

Yoongi:
need a wheelchair already grandpa?

luckyboi:
aw he's talking to himself..

joonie:
poor guy's lost his mind

YourMcHobi:
did namjin just gang up on yoongi

jiminieee:
LEAVE HIM ALONE

chocochip_kookie:
TAEHYUNG IS TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING WILL EVERYONE STFU

yugibear:
(・Д・)
WE'RE SORRY

jiminieee:
GO AHEAD TAE

hakuna_ma_taetae:
oh haha it's okay it's nothing important nope not at all
.
.
.
.
.
min sunggi informed me that she's planning a photoshoot that will take place in the near future
and i may or may not be invited to take part in said photoshoot.
that's all.

chocochip_kookie:
...

jiminieee:
...

joonie:
...

yugibear:
...

YourMcHobi:
...

luckyboi:
ohemgee tea 🍵

jiminieee:
really jin
ignoring him...
HOLYWVEJTKCIWBNWICBNEBDKEHBDNSJDIWJWKFKXBWUDBTAE

chocochip_kookie:
it's about time
i was getting impatient

hakuna_ma_taetae:
??

chocochip_kookie:
holy h*ck i can't wait
when's the photoshoot?
now??

jiminieee:
😂😂😂 CALM YOSELF KOOK

hakuna_ma_taetae:
she told me mid may

chocochip_kookie:
what's that?
late april? that's now.

YourMcHobi:
tae, quick question
is your caps lock key broken

hakuna_ma_taetae:
no it's working fine

YourMcHobi:
then...?

hakuna_ma_taetae:
i'm trying to process all this without hyperventilating

YourMcHobi:
ah okey

chocochip_kookie:
tae u need to hurry or you'll be late

hakuna_ma_taetae:
I SAID MID MAY

YourMcHobi:
there we go

hakuna_ma_taetae:
YOU DONT UNDERSTANABEJDHWJEJJ
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FOCUS ON ANYTHING OTHER THAN THAT FOR THE NEXT TWENTY DAYS

jiminieee:
twenty days will go by faster than u think tae!

chocochip_kookie:
not fast enough for me
it needs to be now

jiminieee:
boi u rly need to chill 😅

chocochip_kookie:
...jimin
u do realize
if tae and yoongi switched places
you'd be acting the same way

jiminieee:
thats not true!

chocochip_kookie:
yeah ok
anyways
taetae
i'm looking forward to it 💜

*

*

[Jungkook and Taehyung private chat]

chocochip_kookie:
so badly u have no idea
like
i can't freaking wait to see you looking all professional like and working with professionals and doing all this cool stuff you probably never thought you'd be able to do but here you are cuz you're freaking amazing
gosh i can already picture how gorgeous you'll look and i don't even know what you'll be wearing
you're so cute and beautiful and amazing and i love you so much and i can't put into words how excited i am for you tae
did you know that?

hakuna_ma_taetae:
idk why the fact that you switched over to our private chat to say that makes it even more special
you're gonna make me cry kookie

chocochip_kookie:
mid-may needs to get here now

hakuna_ma_taetae:
:,) i love you too btw...

chocochip_kookie:
💜

*

*

[Jimin and Yoongi private chat]

jiminieee:
i know i've said this before but...
thank you so much yoongi
for giving tae this opportunity
cuz whether or not u admit to it u really did have a big part in all this
starting with you saying nice things about tae to miss sunggi
it's really special to him
you're special to him

Yoongi:
ew

jiminieee:
yoongi...

Yoongi:
i'm just kidding
i'm glad i could help him some, but it's not all me
he got to this point on his own
he deserves just as much credit as i do

jiminieee:
can't u just accept a thank you 😅

Yoongi:
no but i accept i love you's

jiminieee:
cheesy
but cute
i love you <3

Yoongi:
<3