[lean mean killing machine meme team]

jiminieee:
U GUYS GUESS WHATSHSJ
IM GONNA BE AN UNCLE

chocochip_kookie:
ur gonna be a father? what?
congratulations

taetae:
yoongi's pregananr??
*pregnart
*prego
???!!!!

luckyboi:
congratulations jimin and yoongi
what are u guys gonna name the baby?

jiminieee:
WTH I SAID UNCLE NOT FATHER
AND WE'RE BOTH MEN WHATS WRONG WITH U

yugibear:
u can still adopt 😀

YourMcHobi:
nice one babe

yugibear:
thnx 😎

jiminieee:
why can i never just tell u guys anything without u twisting my words

Yoongi:
congratulations sweetheart i'm happy for you

jiminieee:
😭😭😭
THANK YOU YOONGI
I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU ❤️

taetae:
NO WAIT IM HAPPY FOR U TOO JIMINIE I WAS JUST JOKING

yugibear:
SAME HERE IM ACTUALLY SUPER EXCITED FOR U JIMIN !!

taetae:
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA NAME THE BABY???

jiminieee:
tae they only found out a few days ago they don't know yet,,
but my brother sounded super happy and i'm happy cuz i know he's always wanted to be a father
i know he's gonna be a great one too

Yoongi:
if your brother is anything like u then i believe so too

jiminieee:
yoongiii,, >//<

joonie:
this is so wholesome

YourMcHobi:
i agree

taetae:
i already called dibs on being the fairy godmother of jiminie's and yoongi's future child don't @ me

luckyboi:
wtf lmao

taetae:
he said no to godfather and godmother so it's at fairy godmother now

Yoongi:
you r so bizarre

taetae:
thnx

luckyboi:
u know what else is bizarre
when someone walks past ur dorm first thing in the morning talking to someone over the phone about crabs way too enthusiastically

joonie:
i can explain

taetae:
LMAO

joonie:
look u don't understand crabs are literally the second cutest living thing on this beautiful planet people just don't appreciate them enough

Yoongi:
let me guess the first thing is jin

joonie:
obviously

luckyboi:
you're so adorable ohemgee
i'm gonna buy u a pet crab
we're going to the store

joonie:
REALLY

YourMcHobi:
🤣😆🤣

Yoongi:
he's so weird

joonie:
excuse u what's wrong with liking crabs

Yoongi:
nothing
i just don't get your obsession with them

joonie:
well i don't get your obsession with kumamon

Yoongi:
i do not have an obsession with kumamon

jiminieee:
u do and it's adorable

Yoongi:
still denying it

luckyboi:
hobi has an obsession with sprite

YourMcHobi:
yeah wtvr u have an obsession with yourself mr. handsome face

luckyboi:
everyone knows that
you're not spilling any tea here buddy

taetae:
jimin has an obsession with american men

jiminieee:
KIM GAYHYUNG
THAT WAS A PHASE

taetae:
SO WAS ME INTRODUCING MYSELF AS KIM GAEHYUNG BUT I SEE U STILL HAVENT FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT

Yoongi:
what about american men?

chocochip_kookie:
ohemgee yes elaborate pls ☕️

jiminieee:
there's nothing to elaborate on

yugibear:
but jimin, yoongi might get jealous if u don't explain yourself 👀

jiminieee:
yugyeom
pls stop hanging out with jungkook and hobi pls
they're influencing u

yugibear:
but hobi's my boyfriend that would kinda be an issue

jiminieee:
so would betrayal of friendship but i see you're perfectly ok with that

Yoongi:
what do american men have that i don't, jimin

jiminieee:
NOTHING WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT

taetae:
cool accents

joonie:
we have accents too ya know we just don't notice it because we're so accustomed to hearing ourselves talk

taetae:
lmao nerd

luckyboi:
taehyung be nice

taetae:
it's not an insult,,

Yoongi:
if i can perfect an american accent will u love me jimin

jiminieee:
I ALREADY DO LOVE U THO

Yoongi:
say no more i'll start practicing now
i'll show those americans
i'm min yoongi genius jjaeng jjaeng man bboong bboong

chocochip_kookie:
he's gone full memegi

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[lean mean killing machine meme team]

joonie:
i got a hermit crab

Yoongi:
congrats

joonie:
thnx
i named him peter

Yoongi:
why

joonie:
because i wanted to

yugibear:
it's a cute name !!

luckyboi:
i suggested santa claws but he was so set on peter

Yoongi:
that was the name of his first hermit crab

luckyboi:
oh my gosh joonie

joonie:
rip Peter I 2k10 
Peter II will honor your legacy

taetae:
ohemgee 😢
top ten saddest anime deaths,,

luckyboi:
taehyung pls this is a serious matter
rip Peter I

chocochip_kookie has renamed the chat rip Peter I

joonie:
thnx for the respect u guys

Yoongi:
joon the dorms don't allow pets

joonie:
hermit crabs are ok

Yoongi:
are they

joonie:
they are because i said they are
now hush and go back to practicing your american accent

Yoongi:
oh right
thnx for reminding me

jiminieee:
yoongi pls