[lean mean killing machine meme team]

hakuna_ma_taetae:
so
fun little story
i met min sunggi today

YourMcHobi:
liar, you're texting in lowercase letters

hakuna_ma_taetae:
hush hobester
so like i was saying
i met min sunggi
yoongi's kind and charming aunt
and guess what
i DIDNT embarrass myself
AT LEAST I DONT THINK SO
ALMOST FREAKED OUT CUZ EVEN THO I WAS IN A GROUP SHE RECOGNIZED ME AND WAS LIKE "oh forgive me for asking but are you kim taehyung" AND I THINK I SQUEAKED A LITTLE BUT I DONT THINK SHE HEARD

jiminieee:
oh my gosh tae

hakuna_ma_taetae:
YOONGI HOW DID SHE RECOGNIZE ME DID U SEND A PICTURE OF ME TO HER

Yoongi:
just one, relax
so she'd know what u look like

hakuna_ma_taetae:
oh no
which one did u send

Yoongi:
that one of me and you that namjoon took of us on the day u blackmailed me to hang out with u

hakuna_ma_taetae:
BLACKMAIL??
U AGREED AFTER A COUPLE SECONDS

Yoongi:
[image sent]

joonie:
oh yeah i remember taking that lmfao

YourMcHobi:
I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT IT AHAHAH

chocochip_kookie:
same
so cute,,

hakuna_ma_taetae:
omf yoongishejjsjhdjscn

Yoongi:
so besides almost squeaking how did it go

hakuna_ma_taetae:
GOOD
GREAT
FUN
FANTASTIC
SHE'S THE COOLEST
ALSO AT ONE POINT WHEN THE OTHER STUDENTS IN THE GROUP WERE LIKE OBSERVING THE DESIGNS SHE HAD IN THESE GLASS CASES OR WTVR MISS SUNGGI TALKED TO ME PERSONALLY AND SAID SMTH ALONG THE LINES OF "i know you're studying in design but if you're ever interested in modeling too i'd be more than happy to give u that opportunity"

Yoongi:
not surprised at all

hakuna_ma_taetae:
I KINDA FREAKED OUT AND BLURTED YES AND I HAVE HER BUSINESS CARD NOW
oh and just before i left she was like "if you need any guidance just ask my nephew he's never took any classes but he's flawless, i'm sure he could help you"

Yoongi:
flawless, right

jiminieee:
ITS TRUE ❤️💕

chocochip_kookie:
tae baby oh my gosh pls accept the offer,,

hakuna_ma_taetae:
??

luckyboi:
what u mean ?? tae lmao jungkook wants to see u model

chocochip_kookie:
i mean i feel like seeing him every day is like seeing him model but still

hakuna_ma_taetae:
SHUT UP U FLIRT

chocochip_kookie:
but i'm ur boyfriend ??

Yoongi:
i, too, think u should accept the offer

hakuna_ma_taetae:
u want to see me model too??

joonie:
no tae i think he just wants u to take his place as miss sunggi's guinea pig

Yoongi:
snitch

joonie:
sorry i shouldn't say guinea pig lol miss sunggi doesn't "use" people
she's the sweetest woman, beautiful and successful but defies so many stereotypes bless her kind soul

Yoongi:
yeah that's true

hakuna_ma_taetae:
AMEN

yugibear:
she sounds so cool i want to meet her 😩!!

YourMcHobi:
same tho,,
YOONGI

Yoongi:
sorry she's busy

luckyboi:
well aren't u the sweetest peach of the patch

Yoongi:
look maybe some time i'll see if she's able to work something out to make time for u walnuts
idk, or she could give me like seven passes to one of the events or shows she goes to for her work
u guys could go

joonie:
*eight

Yoongi:
no i don't have to be a part of it

joonie:
she'd make u go tho

Yoongi:
yeah i know
well wtvr
anyway good for u tae
glad things seem to be working out in ur favor

hakuna_ma_taetae:
THX YOONGI ITS A LARGE PART THX TO U

Yoongi:
wtvr if that makes u happy to think

jiminieee:
u rly are just like ur aunt ❤️💕

YourMcHobi:
jiminie have u met her??

jiminieee:
yes,,
but just briefly!! i wish i had the chance to talk more to her,,
the new year's party, she saw yoongi and i holding hands and came over to have him introduce me lol
but the conversation was very brief cus ppl were trying to pull her away to talk and take pictures
but she was so sweet!!
basically told me to love and take care of yoongi and i was like "oh u don't need to tell me that i've got it covered,," and she smiled and thanked me and said it was nice meeting me ☺️

luckyboi:
wow she really does love yoongi doesn't she

joonie:
undoubtedly
she loves jihoon too but they don't have the same bond as her and yoongi
he's like the son she's always wanted and more
cus he's her friend too aren't u yoongs ❤️

Yoongi:
i guess u could say that
yeah
she's a very good friend

jiminieee:
YOURE SO SWEET AND CUTE AND CARING I LOVE U MARRY ME
didn't mean to send that last part

hakuna_ma_taetae:
LIES
IM CALLING THE WEDDING PLANNER

luckyboi:
that's me hello welcome to jin's wedding registry if u or a couple u know gets married within the next three hours u get ur entire order free

hakuna_ma_taetae:
would u look at that
INCENTIVE TO ACT NOW!!!
JIMIN HURRY !!!!

jiminieee:
how bout i hurry up and tape your mouth shut and fingers to the wall so u can't text

joonie:
oh dear yoongi's influencing u too much

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a/n:
new cover lol i really like it tbh

also subtle reminder for u guys to check out my other fics too if u haven't already and are interested,, ??

k love u bye ! 💕