[lean mean killing machine meme team]

hakuna_ma_taetae:
u guys
are never gonna believe this

chocochip_kookie:
don't tell me

hakuna_ma_taetae:
WHY NOT ??
I THOUGHT YOUD BE HAPPY TO HEAR

chocochip_kookie:
no wait sorry i am i had a joke but forgot it halfway thru

hakuna_ma_taetae:
aw lol

jiminieee:
what is it tae?

hakuna_ma_taetae:
so get this
in our art and design class
we're having this program type thing where the students are going to get the opportunity to,,,
.
.
drum roll please

yugibear:
*drum sounds*

hakuna_ma_taetae:
WE'RE GETTING THE CHANCE TO WORK WITH PROFESSIONALS
LIKE ACTUAL DESIGNERS
IM SO FREAKING EXCITED,,,,

Yoongi:
i figured that's what u were gonna say since my aunt was mentioning it to me recently

hakuna_ma_taetae:
what

jiminieee:
what

luckyboi:
what

YourMcHobi:
what

chocochip_kookie:
badadum badadum badadum ba
i'm gonna pop some tags

hakuna_ma_taetae:
lmfao nice kookie

chocochip_kookie:
thx

hakuna_ma_taetae:
ok back to what yoongi was saying
R U TELLING ME
YOUR AUNT
MIN SUNGGI
IS GOINEHEIJJEFJJEDWJDU

Yoongi:
min sunggi is a designer, and an extremely generous one at that and i'm pretty sure i've expressed this a number of times so i don't rly get why this is so surprising to u

hakuna_ma_taetae:
I GET TO WORK WITH UR AUNT???
IWNEJDKSKSJXJDKEJDKS

Yoongi:
i told her about u

hakuna_ma_taetae:
SHUT UP

jiminieee:
tae you're sounding more and more like youjin every day
ALSO OHEMGEE THATS SO COOL???

hakuna_ma_taetae:
YOONGI WHAT DID U SAY ABOUT ME

Yoongi:
nothing bad

hakuna_ma_taetae:
LIES
I'LL BET U TOLD EMBARRASSING STORIES ABOUT ME AND WHEN WE MEET SHE'S GONNA LAUGH AND BE LIKE "oh taehyung arent u that friend of yoongi's who mistook a random transmission tower for the tokyo sky tree on his trip to japan two years ago" AND I WON'T BE ABLE TO LIE TO HER

Yoongi:
you've never told that story

hakuna_ma_taetae:
oh
never mind then

Yoongi:
rly tho i didn't say anything bad
i told her you're someone who's really dedicated and passionate about his work and has an eye for unique styles and aesthetics

hakuna_ma_taetae:
ARE U FOR REAL

jiminieee:
YOONGI THATS SO SWEET OF U

YourMcHobi:
REALLY THO

joonie:
i wish you'd talk about me like that 😩

Yoongi:
dress better and i would

joonie:
umm,,wow,

luckyboi:
aw c'mon yoongi his sense of style isn't so bad
i think it's charming

Yoongi:
well of course u would say that jin you think every aspect of namjoon is charming

luckyboi:
this is true

joonie:
lol cute

hakuna_ma_taetae:
YOONGIIIIIIIIIII

Yoongi:
what

hakuna_ma_taetae:
I DONT KNOW
I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO THANK YOU SOMEHOW???

Yoongi:
look all i did was put in a good word for u that's it

hakuna_ma_taetae:
A GOOD WORD IS A GOOD BEGINNING AND THATS GOOD FOR MY FUTURE

Yoongi:
ok
wtvr

hakuna_ma_taetae:
HOW BOUT I TREAT U TO COFFEE?? OR SMTH
no that's too small a favor...
SMTH BETTER
BUT IDK WHAT U WANT

Yoongi:
taehyung i don't need anything

hakuna_ma_taetae:
i'll get u back later dw,,
AWHHSJSJSSASJDJS IM NERVOUS THO
TO MEET HER I MEAN
EVER SINCE NAMJOON SHARED THOSE PICS OF U MODELING HER DESIGNS IVE BEEN FOLLOWING HER AND HER BRAND ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND STUFF AND I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
oh no
what if she thinks i'm weird

chocochip_kookie:
she'll love u baby

hakuna_ma_taetae:
well she can't have me i'm taken 😤

chocochip_kookie:
not what i meant lol

Yoongi:
u don't have to worry taehyung jungkook's right
with your personality and passion i wouldn't be surprised if she promised u a job in her company once u graduate

hakuna_ma_taetae:
don't say that i'll piss my pants i swear i will

Yoongi:
...wtf

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[Yoongi and Jimin private chat]

jiminieee:
thank you yoongi

Yoongi:
?

jiminieee:
for what you're doing for tae
i'm sure you knew already
how much this means to him
and it means a lot to me that you're helping him like this

Yoongi:
i didn't do much

jiminieee:
yoongi pls...
just stop being so selfless for one second
and just let me show my appreciation ok?
i love u and ur kind heart
and how you've warmed up to tae so much makes me rly happy
thank you yoongi
i'm sure you'll be hearing a lot more from tae later lol

Yoongi:
i don't doubt it
and it's no problem jimin
you're welcome
and tae's welcome too
if only my aunt were a dance instructor tho

jiminieee:
it's okay,,😂😂

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a/n:
a real chapter this time lmao