[lean mean killing machine meme team]

chocochip_kookie:
tae and i broke up

jiminieee:
WHAT
UR KIDDING
WHY

chocochip_kookie:
he walked into the diner where i was waiting for him and i stood up to hug him and he announced "good afternoon, sir, officer taetae reporting for booty" and grabbed my butt

YourMcHobi:
AHAHAHGSGDHDJ

chocochip_kookie:
my sister and niece were with me

taetae:
I DIDNT KNOW THAT
U COULDVE WARNED ME AHEAD OF TIME
I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST MEETING UP FOR A DATE 

chocochip_kookie:
HOW DID U NOT NOTICE THE TWO FEMALES SITTING AT THE TABLE WITH ME THO

taetae:
BCUZ UR THE ONLY ONE IM EVER LOOKING FOR

chocochip_kookie:
DONT GET CHEESY ROMANTIC WITH ME I WAS SO EMBARRASSED

taetae:
WELL SO WAS I

luckyboi:
just imagining it i'm wheezing omfshwkdkw

YourMcHobi:
I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR

yugibear:
it's true he fell out of his chair

Yoongi:
why am i not surprised by any of this

jiminieee:
honestly me neither yoongi
DONT BREAK UP WITH TAE OVER THIS THO PLS JUNGKOOK I'LL CRY

chocochip_kookie:
u know i'm kidding right
i could never..
BUT IM STILL MAD

taetae:
LOOK U DONT UNDERSTAND THE IDEA POPPED INTO MY HEAD AND I WAS LIKE "omf this is so funny kookie's gonna love it" AND SO I HAD TO USE IT B4 I FORGOT
IM SORRY

chocochip_kookie:
it was pretty funny tho
except the embarrassment kinda took away from the effect
but i'll still give u credit

taetae:
thx
always just tryna make u laugh kookie u know me

chocochip_kookie:
and i love that
it's what made me start to fall in love with u in the first place

taetae:
really??

chocochip_kookie:
of course
i had to have told u that already

taetae:
probably lol

chocochip_kookie:
u always cheered me up so easily without even knowing it sometimes
like that one time u told the story of that dream u had about me asking u out then turning out to be an alien
which led up to "u can't possibly be human you're too...out of this world"
i was having the worst day ever that day lol
but u made me laugh so hard and somehow put me in such a good mood

taetae:
oh
i didn't know that
i lied about the dream tho...
i was just trying to flirt with u

chocochip_kookie:
doesn't matter
u got me through a rough patch tae
come to think of it that might have been the first time i realized "oh okay i might have a serious crush on this adorable weirdo"

taetae:
kookie...
.
.
.
I WANNA GIVE U A KISS
CAN WE GO ON A WALK OR SMTH TOGETHER

chocochip_kookie:
i would baby but i have to work..

taetae:
AFTER WORK THEN??

chocochip_kookie:
of course :)

luckyboi:
since when do u call tae baby

jiminieee:
this got rly cute rly fast and my heart is soff

YourMcHobi:
same
yUGYEOM SHOW ME AFFECTION

yugibear:
TF HOBI WE'RE LITERALLY ON A DATE AND U PULLED OUT UR PHONE

YourMcHobi:
BABE I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I DIDNT MISS ANYTHING ICONIC IN THE GC
SUCH AS OFFICER TAETAE REPORTER FOR BOOTY

yugibear:
yeh ur right that was pretty good
BUT U CAN PUT UR PHONE AWAY NOW

luckyboi:
is this where all the couples come to settle disputes

joonie:
i would say yes but i don't think yoongi and jimin have ever even argued before

jiminieee:
that's cuz we agree on everything !

Yoongi:
you're so sexy

jiminieee:
YOONGI

YourMcHobi:
IM GONEJAKDJWIFIJWJFW

yugibear:
HOBI
PHONE

luckyboi:
next time yugyeom let me know when u two are going on a date, i'll confiscate hobe's phone
aLSO LMAO BOLD YOONGI

joonie:
he's taking forward steps *sniff*

Yoongi:
u act as tho we're not yet dating..?

joonie:
lmao
just teasing yoongs

jiminieee:
yoongiiii :((
why would u just say that out of the blue like that,,?

Yoongi:
it wasn't out of the blue u said we agree on everything so i said ^

jiminieee:
bUt tHAt'S -???

Yoongi:
lol

luckyboi:
hE sAId LoL tHiS iS NOt yOoNGi tHiS iS aN ImPOsTeR

Yoongi:
stfu seokjin

joonie:
ok ok be nice you two

Yoongi:
stfu joon
sorry

joonie:
sorry??

Yoongi:
don't make me take it back

joonie:
lmao
u can be quite unpredictable at times can't u yoongs

Yoongi:
sure

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[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]

joonie:
fr tho just checking to make sure
what with the nice things you've been saying lately lol
ur okay right yoongs?

Yoongi:
i am, yeah

joonie:
u sure?
if there's anything
u know u can talk to me about it

Yoongi:
i know, joon
rly tho i'm alright
well i guess maybe hearing u and jin singing together did make me a little emotional and i might still be thinking about it
but i'm good i swear

joonie:
oh no yooooongs
i'm on my way for snugs
or do u want jimin for snugs

Yoongi:
i don't need snugs
.
.
.
well actually why don't u both just come over
maybe we could watch a movie too

joonie:
oh snap like a party??

Yoongi:
no u walnut not a party
just a peaceful evening

joonie:
right my bad
aight then i'll tell jimin to hurry his mochi self over to ur dorm for snugs and a movie right away
can we watch spongebob

Yoongi:
i said movie

joonie:
there's a spongebob movie

Yoongi:
no

joonie:
:(

Yoongi:
maybe

joonie:
:D