[Jimin and Jungkook private chat]

jiminieee:
tae i got to hear the finished song
he gave me headphones to listen to it
and kissed me while it was playing and it was so nice i still feel like i'm on cloud nine...

chocochip_kookie:
whoa
that does sound pretty nice

jiminieee:
right?
...
wtf i hate u so much

chocochip_kookie:
LMAO I DIDNT DO ANYTHING
ur the one who clicked on the wrong contact
i swear u do this all the time do u never check before u text

jiminieee:
i dO usually it's just i THOUGHT tae was the last person i texted but now i'm remembering u texted me an hour and a half ago about whether or not i thought hobi would appreciate the sprite commercial u saw on tv and i said do u even know hobi

chocochip_kookie:
iz sprite cranberry
and yeah i sent it to him he laughed so hard he pissed his pants
well at least he said he did
anyways back to what u were saying

jiminieee:
nope we're done with that

chocochip_kookie:
nope
cuz i'm a little confused
first of all what song ?

jiminieee:
...yoongi produced a song

chocochip_kookie:
yoooo

jiminieee:
he asked me to sing a part
and he did the rest
so like a duet

chocochip_kookie:
dude
wtf couple goals

jiminieee:
i think that's the first time u said that about me and yoongi and not yoongi and namjoon

chocochip_kookie:
omf if yoongi and namjoon did a duet tho...
i'd  a s c e n d

jiminieee:
you r literally the worst friend

chocochip_kookie:
oof mean
so like
will i be able to listen to it

jiminieee:
😤 no
u will not

chocochip_kookie:
um wtf jimin

jiminieee:
i'm kidding kook lol
it's up to yoongi tho

chocochip_kookie:
convince him to let me hear it
oR I'LL expose what u said earlier

jiminieee:
oh no i'm shaking in my timberlands

chocochip_kookie:
u have timberlands???
one of us is gonna have to change
omf speaking of timberlands tae and i have matching pairs now
we're almost as couple goals as namgi

jiminieee:
back to namgi again i see
well i'll have u know, jungkook, that yoongi told me jin had namjoon help him for his song
so namjin wins this time buddy 

chocochip_kookie:
ooh
ok ok fine
bUt
i still demand to hear the song u and yoongi did

jiminieee:
he didn't even submit it yet

chocochip_kookie:
so

jiminieee:
i'm not going to ask him
also he might not even want anyone else knowing about it so if he wants u to listen to it he'll say so himself

chocochip_kookie:
ok fine then
be like that
gonna go snitch on u

jiminieee:
pfft whatever i've got nth to hide
yoongi already knows how i feel about him

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[Jungkook and Yoongi private chat]

chocochip_kookie:
your kisses?
s w e e t .
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wait i should clarify -

Yoongi:
i choked on my coffee what the actual fvk jungkook
that was meant for tae wasn't it

chocochip_kookie:
no
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ok i made it worse oops i'm red in the face now this is embarrassing
jIMIN said that, not me
i was just tryna
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oh wtvr i give up oof
can i pls listen to the song u guys made

Yoongi:
oh i see what this is about
jimin told u

chocochip_kookie:
pleeeease
pretty pleeeease hyung

Yoongi:
since when do u call me hyung

chocochip_kookie:
just tryna show some respect owo

Yoongi:
right sure
listen i don't really mind if u listen to it so long as u don't go sharing it with all ur other friends

chocochip_kookie:
what about boyfriend

Yoongi:
tae's fine

chocochip_kookie:
i know right?? and he's all mine~

Yoongi:
...

chocochip_kookie:
what

Yoongi:
nothing
i'll send u a link i guess

chocochip_kookie:
REALLY
YES
oops accidental caps lock lol
sounds good thx

Yoongi:
...ok

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[Taehyung and Jimin private chat]

taetae:
EXCUSEJFJWME WHY TF IS KOOKIE THE ONE SENDING ME A LINK TO U AND YOONGIS SONG AND NOT U, JIMIN

jiminieee:
LONG STORY
ALSO I DIDNT THINK YOONGI WOULD ACTUALLY LET HIM HEAR THE SONG ??

taetae:
i screamed at work and andy is never gonna let me live this down
oh my gosh
jiminie
first of all if u don't mind me saying this
yoongi's voice

jiminieee:
say no more
i know

taetae:
LOL

jiminieee:
so u liked it then?

taetae:
LIKED IT??
JIMINIE THATS SUCH A DULL WORD
I'D MARRY IT IF JUNGKOOK DIDNT EXIST

jiminieee:
aww tae :,)

taetae:
also kookie told me u said yoongi gave u sweet sweet kisses while you were listening to the song
how lovely

jiminieee:
ok but why tf would jungkook tell u that...

taetae:
bcuz details are important to me
besides u meant to send that to me anyway what's the issue,,

jiminieee:
yeah u right
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tae i want to marry him

taetae:
good i'm already wearing my seafoam green gown

jiminieee:
I DIDNT MEAN NOW

taetae:
IM LOSING PATIENCE JIMINIE