[big boi central]

YourMcHobi:
not to sound like Jimin but I lost my car keys

jiminieee:
WYM "NOT TO SOUND LIKE JIMIN" I DONT EVEN HAVE CAR KEYS TO LOSE

YourMcHobi:
wait nvm they were in my pocket the whole time lmao

jiminieee:
I can't stand u

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[big boi central]

YourMcHobi:
WAIT NO OK I LOST THEM FOR REAL THIS TIME

jiminieee:
aw a pity
guess who's not helping u find them

YourMcHobi:
ok I might have deserved that

taetae:
do I smell an opportunity to drop a "top ten anime betrayals" ??

YourMcHobi:
that's my joke, u guys stole it from me, and I did not grant permission therefore shall sue u for plagiarism

taetae:
plagiarism my backside u probs got that from tumblr

YourMcHobi:
I don't even have a tumblr???

taetae:
then who's "YourHopeYourAngeluwu"??

YourMcHobi:
that's yugyeom

KOWALSKI:
IS NOT

chocochip_kookie:
is someone having a lovers quarrel

jiminieee:
I almost forgot yugi's name was still kowalski lol

YourMcHobi:
yeah could u change it back babe

KOWALSKI has changed their name to yugibear

YourMcHobi:
💜💕❤️
okay now back to my dilemma
my car keys

jiminieee:
whoops don't care

chocochip_kookie:
petty

Yoongi:
*pretty

taetae:
OHP HERES ANPANMAN LMAO

chocochip_kookie:
fourth wall is officially gone

jiminieee:
no yoongi you're pretty

Yoongi:
no u

jiminieee:
no u 💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️

YourMcHobi:
car keys

luckyboi:
what do u expect us to do
materialize them for u lmao
I can help u look for them hobi dw

Yoongi:
maybe check the police station

jiminieee:
no
police stations bring bad luck

Yoongi:
Jimin it's fine it's not like he'll run into Jaeseong there
he went back to Seoul

taetae:
where we hope he stays amen

chocochip_kookie:
amen

Yoongi:
that's enough u guys
anyways ur keys hoseok

chocochip_kookie:
oh keys that's what this is about lmao I wasn't paying attention
yeah I have ur keys hobi
I borrowed ur car

YourMcHobi:
U WHAT
I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THE CAR WAS GONE

chocochip_kookie:
well Tae and I wanted McDonald's and Tae's dad is doing repairs on his car so we borrowed urs

YourMcHobi:
THE COLLEGE CAMPUS
IS LITERALLY TWO BLOCKS
FROM A MCDONALDS

chocochip_kookie:
exactly so what could u have possibly needed it for

YourMcHobi:
u realize ur makin zero sense here
also Tae wtf if u knew why didn't u say smth??

taetae:
uM don't call ME out
talk to yugs

yugibear:
oh yeah they picked me up and we went to old macdonalds together

YourMcHobi:
YUGYEOM WHAT EVEN
THIS IS LIKE ALL TEN OF THE TOP TEN ANIME BETRAYALS IN ONE GO

chocochip_kookie:
I still have ur keys btw did u want them back

YourMcHobi:
no it's ok u can keep em

chocochip_kookie:
oh cool thx

YourMcHobi:
I'm kidding u brat of course I want them back

chocochip_kookie:
but McDonald's is two blocks away u can just walk there

YourMcHobi:
IM NOT GOING TO MCDONALDS

chocochip_kookie:
sounds suspicious...
Tae?

taetae:
don't give the keys back
he's one of them

YourMcHobi:
WH-

yugibear:
on the drive to old macdonalds we discussed the possibility that u may be one of the FBI agents sent to monitor our actions

Yoongi:
and what was the final verdict

yugibear:
that hobi is guilty of being the cutest and sweetest FBI agent out there 💜❤️💕

YourMcHobi:
somehow
I still feel insulted

chocochip_kookie:
hey Tae u wanna go to that goat farm I was telling u about

taetae:
DO I!!!!

YourMcHobi:
wtf

yugibear:
on the drive to old macdonalds Kook told us about this goat farm in Busan where they let u feed the little goats rice cakes and let them drink water from your hands
KOOK CAN I GO TOO

chocochip_kookie:
h*ck yeahs mans hop in

chocochip_kookie has renamed the chat goat farm road trip 🐐

chocochip_kookie:
bye losers

jiminieee:
WAIT I KNOW THAT GOAT FARM LEMME GO TOO
YOONGI DO U WANNA GO TO THE GOAT FARM ???

Yoongi:
anywhere with u sweetheart

chocochip_kookie:
no way yoongi and Jimin u guys r too thicc u won't fit in the back you'll squish poor yugs

yugibear:
aw no it's ok I don't mind 😊

YourMcHobi:
I feel like I'm being cheated on