[big boi central]

YourMcHobi:
YUGYEOM JUST WATCHED CARS FOR THE FIRST TIME AND HE WONT STOP SAYING KACHOW AND I CANT BREALTJEKSLJDK

babyboi:
kachow baby

jiminieee:
LMAO

YourMcHobi:
LIKE HE LEGIT PAUSED THE MOVIE JUST TO CALL BAMBAM AND WAS LIKE "yo double b"
and i heard bambam on the other end like "yooo" and yugi was like "kachow?" and then i hear bambam "kachow" AND YUGI WAS LIKE "MAYBE KACHOW CAN BE OUR ALWAYS" AND I SPAT OUT MY SPRITEJKLSJGK

taetae:
I WOULD HAVE TOO LMFAO

chocochip_kookie:
tae can kachow be our always?

taetae:
i thought animal crossing was our always

chocochip_kookie:
i mean
yeah i guess so

jiminieee:
u bummed him out tae

joonie:
@Yoongi
yoongs can kachow be our always

Yoongi:
stfu and ask ur boyfriend

joonie:
@luckyboi
jin can kachow be our always

luckyboi:
of course
the fault in our cars

YourMcHobi:
I HATE U

luckyboi:
why, because i'm clever?

YourMcHobi:
YES

babyboi has changed their name to kachow

YourMcHobi:
BABE PLS MY LUNGS

kachow:
did someone say
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kachow

YourMcHobi:
YUGI STAHP

kachow:
bouta kachow down on some popcorn
and some clam kachowder

chocochip_kookie:
get a tattoo of lightning mcqueen on ur butt

YourMcHobi:
WTF KOOK WHY WOULD U EVEN SUGGEST THAT

kachow:
ohemgee
genius

YourMcHobi:
b A B E  P L S

luckyboi:
yeah don't listen to jungkook yugyeom he's being ridiculous

YourMcHobi:
oof ty jin for being sensible
maybe u can help me knock some sense into yugi

luckyboi:
get one of mater

YourMcHobi:
JIN.

taetae:
better yet
bOTh

chocochip_kookie:
yES

kachow:
omf u guys are such helpful and supporting friends

YourMcHobi:
YUGYEOM SO HELP ME

kachow:
hobi :D should mcqueen go on the left or right

YourMcHobi:
NEITHER I AM VERY DISTURBED AND DISAPPOINTED

kachow:
DISAPPOINTED??
DID U NOT LIKE THE FILM HOBI??

YourMcHobi:
THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS IM NOT LETTING THESE IDIOTS PERSUADE U INTO GETTING CARS TATTOOS ON UR BUTT

kachow:
iF YoU REaLLy LOveD mE yOu WoULD sUPpOrT tHiS

YourMcHobi:
nO

joonie:
we should ask yoongs he has all the answers

Yoongi:
no i want no part in this

YourMcHobi:
YOONGLES PLS I START MY SHIFT IN LIKE FIVE MINUTES I DONT WANNA COME BACK TO FIND OUT MY BOYFRIEND GOT DISNEY TATTOOS ON HIS REAR END

Yoongi:
sorry yoongi cant come to the phone right now please ask jimin

jiminieee:
what??

kachow:
u like the movie cars dont u jimin

jiminieee:
not enough to get a tattoo of it on my butt

kachow:
is there any movie u would do that for

jiminieee:
no

kachow:
hmph
jungkook what about u

chocochip_kookie:
omf yes r u kidding me ive gotten tattoos of jurassic park and pokemon on my butt b4

taetae:
WTF FOR REAL

chocochip_kookie:
temporary

taetae:
oh
LMAO

kachow:
ooh temporary tattoos
i always wanted those as a kid but my mom never let me have them :,(

taetae:
well ur a big boi now
and this is big boi central
gO oUT aND bUY yoURseLF aLL tHe tEmPOrAry tATtoOs

kachow:
H*CK YEAHS

YourMcHobi:
w
...
nvm this is fine
knock yourself out babe

kachow:
WHY WOULD I KNOCK MYSELF OUT

YourMcHobi:
its an expression

kachow:
a HurTfUL eXpREssIoN

kachow:
luv u mwah k bye im raiding the nearest store that sells temp tats
they better have cars ones
HAVE FUN AT WORK HOBI <333

YourMcHobi:
...love you 2

jiminieee:
u guys are both so chaotic how do u handle each other

YourMcHobi:
love and a lot of patience 

luckyboi:
my child u r ready for marriage

taetae has renamed the chat yugseok wedding plans

taetae:
im envisioning autumn
we'll have it at this big hall in the US
gay streamers everywhere
life is a highway blasting the. entire. ceremony.
best man? lightning mcqueen
maid of honor? no, mater of honor
Angelina Jolie

YourMcHobi:
how high are u

taetae:
5'10"