[drugs or hugs: choose one]

lavender_tea has changed their name to luckyboi

luckyboi:
so i just tried lavender tea today and decided i hated it so we're back to luckyboi

bubble_tea:
lmao
well i like luckyboi better anyway cuz the reason u changed it to that was so cute uwu

earl_grey:
wait r u jimin or hobi

bubble_tea:
jimin,,

lemongrass_tea:
oh this whole time i thought bubble_tea was hoseok 2 lmao

bubble_tea:
??
fine wtvr

bubble_tea has changed their name to jiminieee

earl_grey:
not blue_ribbon_mochi?

jiminieee:
i felt like changing it is that a problem with u??

earl_grey:
lmao

earl_grey has changed their name to chocochip_kookie

oolong has changed their name to babyboi

green_tea:
acCuRAte

luckyboi:
lmfao

green_tea has changed their name to YourHobi

lemongrass_tea:
i kinda like my name tho

luckyboi:
change it to joonie again

lemongrass_tea:
why

luckyboi:
bcuz iz cute

lemongrass_tea has changed their name to joonie

joonie:
whatever makes u happy my sweet

luckyboi:
:)

joonie:
yoongs u gotta change ur name now

Yoongi:
what no my name is already what is should be

chocochip_kookie:
boring old man

jiminieee:
DONT CALL HIM THAT

chocochip_kookie:
namjoons been influencing me what can i say

joonie:
lmfao

Yoongi:
pls dont become like joon
one is enough ty

chai_tea:
quick eveyrbody change their name to joonie

Yoongi:
taehyung tf

chocochip_kookie has changed their name to joonie

chai_tea has changed their name to joonie

YourHobi has changed their name to joonie

babyboi has changed their name to joonie

Yoongi:
lemmings
all of u are lemmings

jiminieee:
i didnt do it yoongii :,(

Yoongi:
i know jimin i just meant the four who did

joonie:
yoongs bby

joonie:
is that u tryna do an impersonation of me lmao

joonie:
lmao
im getting flashbacks to the time i changed my name to yoongi and tried to confuse u guys as to who was the real one

joonie:
u mean flashbacks to the time i did that

joonie:
yeh ok wtvr

Yoongi:
ok but why tho

luckyboi:
too many joonies where my real joonie at I miss u

joonie:
right here my sweet

joonie:
dang ok that was a good impersonation lmao

luckyboi:
-_-

jiminieee:
tae if u dont change ur name back now im canceling our sleepover tonight

joonie:
*gasp*

joonie has changed their name to taetae

joonie:
jimins got u in the palm of his hand doesnt he
first the drugs or hugs things and now this lmao

joonie:
oh yeah i just realized the group chat name is still that lolol

joonie has renamed the chat big boi central

luckyboi:
?
i dont
ok nvm ive given up on trying to understand u kids

Yoongi:
Join the club

joonie:
imma big boi

taetae:
me me big boi

joonie:
no dont talk to me u betrayed me
its not fun anymore

joonie has changed their name to chocochip_kookie

taetae:
wH
JIMINIE SAID WE WERE GOING TO HAVE A SLEEPOVER I CANT MISS OUT ON A SLEEPOVER WITH JIMINIE ITS BEEN AGES

chocochip_kookie:
fine then
while ur off having fun with jiminie
i'll be enjoying some mcfries and mcnuggets at mcdonalds
by myself
u mctraitor

taetae:
IM MCSORRY

chocochip_kookie:
i McForgive u
<3333

taetae:
awww <3
i McLove u kookie -3-

chocochip_kookie:
McLove u more -3-

joonie:
whats mcGoing on here lmao

taetae:
just a normal McConversation my dude

joonie:
ahh ok i mcSee

taetae:
mcCree?

luckyboi:
no ones talking about fortnite tae

taetae:
thATS oVERwattCH mcScUSE U JIN

joonie:
boi's mcTrggered

Yoongi:
this has got to be one of the most unintelligible conversations u ppl have ever held

joonie:
if jimin joined u wouldnt be saying that

Yoongi:
Y don't u McStfu already

joonie:
make me u McCoward

chocochip_kookie:
ooh McSexual tension between my McOtp

jiminieee:
Pls McStop it

chocochip_kookie:
wait McHold on i just realized hoseok and yugs are still "joonie" too
was it one of u guys who said that

joonie:
yeah

chocochip_kookie:
that clarifies nth
hoseok and yugs change ur names back

joonie:
lmfao
i dont have to McListen to u

joonie has changed their name to babyboi

joonie:
McBabe y did u give in

babyboi:
iM McTIrEd Of PReTenDiNg tO bE SoMEoNe iM nOt

jiminieee:
jungkook look what youve done

chocochip_kookie:
wym McFam

taetae:
for a limited time only get two McFams for the price of two McFams

joonie has changed their name to YourMcHobi 

Yoongi:
jimin where did u find these ppl

jiminieee:
idk on the street i think

taetae:
im McOffended by that statement

Yoongi:
McTragic

YourMcHobi:
AHAH A MCSAVAGE

24caratcarrot:
i almost forgot u added me to this namjoon

Yoongi:
leave now or ill sell ur digimon card collection on ebay and keep the money

24caratcarrot has left big boi central

taetae:
toP tEN McSadDesT anImE GOoDbYeS