[yoongles day]

Taetae:
u guys get this
i just found a big ol mushroom on the sidewalk im standing in front of it right now
should I smoke it

Chocochip_kookie:
smoke it

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Jungkook since when did u start supporting Tae's bad decisions

Chocochip_kookie:
since I fell in love with him
and realized bad decisions are just good decisions that are misunderstood

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
don't give him that idea

Taetae:
wow that is a good wisdom I would expect no less from the loml

Chocochip_kookie:
<3

Taetae:
<3

Yugibear:
whats this about smoking mushrooms

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Yugyeom no

Yugibear:
yugyeom yes

luckyboi:
whose smoking
not in my household

happily_jins:
*who's

luckyboi:
u didnt

happily_jins:
im sorry i had to

luckyboi:
hi sorry i had to, im jin

happily_jins:
wow

Taetae:
picking up the shrooms
puttin em in my pocket

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae stop

YourHobi:
whats this about shrooms and pockets

Taetae:
sry hobi thers not enuf for all of us
just me

Chocochip_kookie:
what about me

Taetae:
ill guess ill save u some

Yoongi:
what is wrong w/ u two

Taetae:
nth wrong with cooking sum shrooms

Yugibear:
cooking i thought u were smoking them

luckyboi:
i said no smoking

Taetae:
ur not the boss of me

luckyboi:
Kim Taehyung.

Chocochip_kookie:
dont listen to the cranky old man taetae just come over
u can hide from him at my dorm

Taetae:
kk

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u can hide from jin but u cant hide from me

YourHobi:
he cant hide from either of u now since he just revealed where he'll be going

Taetae:
thats wut u think hobester

YourHobi:
hobester
not sure if i like that

Yugibear:
hobester lmao

YourHobi:
dont support him

Yugibear:
its funny tho
but i wont

Taetae:
gonna be trippin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae i swear u better be messing w/ us right now

Taetae:
shroom shroom
nyoom nyoom

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
.
.
.
i was hoping it wouldnt come to this
but

Blue_ribbon_mochi has renamed the chat drugs or hugs: choose one

Taetae:
wh
jIMINIE U WOULDNT
U KNOW HOW MUCH I LUV UR HUGS

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
drugs or hugs tae
u get one

Taetae:
CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT THIS GOES AGAINST THE US CONSTITUTION

Yoongi:
this is south korea

Chocochip_kookie:
is it tho

Yugibear:
dont put these questions in my head jungkook ive had dreams where i lived in china and some days i legit wake up and open google maps just to check

YourHobi:
R U SRS
HAHAHAHAGSLK

Yugibear:
u laff
but i no kid

YourHobi:
SORRY YUGI LMAO

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
im waiting tae

Taetae:
U.S. CONSTITUTION

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
irrelevant
drugs or hugs
im gonna give u ten seconds

Taetae:
H*CK
UHH
AW CMON
OK FINE
ILL PUT THE MUSHROOMS AWAY

Chocochip_kookie:
smh

Taetae:
:,< im sorry kookie jiminies hugs are like oxygen

Chocochip_kookie:
what about my hugs

Taetae:
ur hugs are h2O

Chocochip_kookie:
aw cute

Taetae:
hobis hugs are sunshine on a rainy day

YourHobi:
AW

Taetae:
and if yoongi gave hugs theyd be a midnight snacc

YourHobi:
HA

Yoongi:
ill never understand u taehyung

luckyboi:
um what about my hugs

Taetae:
have u ever even hugged me

luckyboi:
um?? yes???
i had to have hugged u at some point

Taetae:
hm
nope
dont recall

luckyboi:
u probably just hav a really bad memory

Taetae:
my memory is fine thank u

happily_jins:
what about my hugs

Taetae:
namjoon to be completely honest w/u i dont think youve ever shook my hand let alone given me a hug

happily_jins:
fair enough

Yugibear:
what about Jackson, Tae I saw him give u a hug the other day

Taetae:
oH thats right he did :D
quite a firm hug too,,
he a swol man ngl

Chocochip_kookie:
he wut

Taetae:
swol
u t0o boo
but we've been over that

Yugibear:
wait have we hugged b4?

Taetae:
hm
i think so

YourHobi:
omf yugi i cant believe u and tae hugged and u didnt tell me
unbelievable

Yugibear:
i cAN eXpLaIN

Chocochip_kookie:
so then tae i guess this means ur not coming over to my dorm then

Taetae:
no ill still go over i just wont have the shrooms

Chocochip_kookie:
smh

Taetae:
wym smh
d'you only luv me 4 the drugs

Chocochip_kookie:
yis

Taetae:
unbelievable

Chocochip_kookie:
guess ill hafta smoke em w/o ya

Taetae:
no wait ill be over in a minute just dont tell jiminie

Chocochip_kookie:
k

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
...

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[drugs or hugs: choose one]

Taetae:
just made some strawberry jolly

Chocochip_kookie:
jolly??

Taetae:
like jello but not the same
more flavor

Chocochip_kookie:
cant wait to snort it

Taetae:
thats what it's for

luckyboi:
u two need to stop