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tuityfruitytae
time's up
who wants to go first
handsome_squidward i'm glad you volunteered!

jeongoggles
dude
tuityfruitytae just nominated you

handsome_squidward
again, it's an honor
i would love to go first
so my name is seokjin
you may call me jin
i'm 2
*26
hit send too fast

jooniper_tree
he's 2

sunnyside_up
omg a real 2-year-old

handsome_squidward
may i finish
thanks
i'm 26
work as part of the cooking staff at a neighborhood restaurant
fishing is a hobby of mine
looking gorgeous is a full time job

yumgyeom
proof or you're an ugly troll

handsome_squidward
wow okay

am i an ugly troll

jooniper_tree
yumgyeom say you're sorry for calling him an ugly troll

yumgyeom
Σ（ﾟдﾟlll）I DIDNT CALL HIM AN UGLY TROLL
you're really handsome jin

jeongoggles
is it getting gay in here already

jimmies_not_sprinkles
i mean aren't we all gay

jeongoggles
thanks for reminding me
why don't u go next?
wait i'm sorry taehyung who do you want to go next?

tuityfruitytae
who's the biggest twink
besides me

jeongoggles
that's me
okay so my name is jeongguk
i'm 21
i have a motorbike

yumgyeom
proof or it's a unicycle

jeongoggles
even better
i'm training to be a hairdresser 

tuityfruitytae
yo for real??
can you dress my hair for me???

jeongoggles
it would be my honor but i'm still an amateur

tuityfruitytae
fair enough
care to share a picture

jeongguk
it would be disrespectful to turn you down

tuityfruitytae
i've picked the finest of the crop
who wants to go next?

sunnyside_up
hi i'm hoseok
i'm 24
studying dance, work part time as a barista
my friends call me hobi
and you can ONLY call me hobi if you're nice

yumgyeom
i'm kinda nice

sunnyside_up
then you may call me hobi

tuityfruitytae
you dance???
can you do the whoa

sunnyside_up
still practicing

tuityfruitytae
keep it up buddy you'll get there
care to share a picture

sunnyside_up
i suppose since the meme king requests it

tuityfruitytae
you guys could all be models why are you following a meme account on instagram

sunnyside_up
um?? cus you're a legend???
also you're one to talk
you probably model as a hobby don't u

tuityfruitytae
stop flirting ;)
okay so who's next?
wait min_zoomgi you haven't spoken in a while did u died

min_zoomgi
no i'm just awkward thanks

tuityfruitytae
aw no need to feel awkward we're all gay here

min_zoomgi
honestly that makes me more nervous

tuityfruitytae
lol cute
why don't you introduce yourself?
no one will make fun of you
right gays

jeongoggles
omg the tuityfruitytae called me a gay
i'm honored

yumgyeom
i would never make fun of someone for being awkward or nervous :(
that was me all thru high school

sunnyside_up
same tho

jooniper_tree
same
wow we all have even more in common then we thought
we're all hopeless awkward single male korean gays

handsome_squidward
excuse you i'm not hopeless and awkward

jooniper_tree
excluding squidward

handsome_squidward
thanks
wait pls don't call me squidward

tuityfruitytae
so min_zoomgi would you like to introduce yourself now?

min_zoomgi
i mean i'd feel bad saying no since the other guys did it
so
i'm yoongi
i'm 25
currently studying medicine

tuityfruitytae
dr. yoongi

min_zoomgi
i haven't gotten my doctorate yet

tuityfruitytae
dr yoongi
pls share a nice picture :)

min_zoomgi
any nice picture?

tuityfruitytae
yes :)

min_zoomgi

here's a nice picture of the instagram logo

tuityfruitytae
i love it
but
may i rephrase my question

sunnyside_up
i'm laughing

tuityfruitytae
would you care to share a picture of yourself?

min_zoomgi
again
i'd feel bad not doing so now
but everyone has to promise not to make fun of me

yumgyeom
we collectively promise

min_zoomgi
okay

i'm super pale but other than that i'm ok sometimes i suppose

tuityfruitytae
you've got nothing to be insecure about!
be proud!
you're just as handsome as the rest of us

min_zoomgi
yeah
yeah you know what
i am
i'm drop dead handsome

handsome_squidward
you mean drop dead gorgeous?

min_zoomgi
thanks
i am

tuityfruitytae
there you go :D that's the spirit!!

min_zoomgi
how about another one??

jeongoggles
OH HE'S BOLD

min_zoomgi

yumgyeom
suddenly i am the ugly troll

tuityfruitytae
no don't say that!!
it's your turn now yumgyeom

yumgyeom
:0
okay if u say so...
my name's yugyeom :)
i'm 21
i watch too many crime dramas i almost chose criminal justice as my major but now i'm studying culinary arts

handsome_squidward
a fine choice

yumgyeom
:D thank you friend!!
i suppose i should share a picture now too

if it looks like i am wearing just one earring it's cus i am, my bestie has the other one

sunnyside_up
that's goals honestly

jooniper_tree
shoot i guess i'll go next
namjoon, 24
i study psychology, work part time as a waiter but in my free time i'm a full time loser

handsome_squidward
i respect your honesty

jooniper_tree
kind of you
so this me

handsome_squidward
cute outlet
outfit
outlet?
autocorrect
well i can only see the sweatshirt but it looks cozy

jooniper_tree
what was that about not being awkward

handsome_squidward
i take it back your sweatshirt looks dumb

jooniper_tree
😂

yumgyeom
was that everybody??

sunnyside_up
i think so

jeongoggles
wait no jimmies didn't go yet

jimmies_not_sprinkles
that's okay i don't need to :)

tuityfruitytae
:,( why not??

jimmies_not_sprinkles
oh no reason haha
just feeling insecure all of a sudden
you guys are all beautiful

yumgyeom
who's to say you aren't?

tuityfruitytae
exactly!
not that i want to pressure you buddy ol pal but it's always nice being able to put faces to names no matter what the face may look like

jeongoggles
your account's on private :/

jimmies_not_spinkles
yeah
well i'm jimin
i'm 23
i like to dance so i guess we have something in common hoseok
i work part time at a retail store
i draw sometimes
oh, and i like memes
you the og tuityfruitytae

tuityfruitytae
:D

sunnyside_up
don't forget a picture 😯

jimmies_not_sprinkles
i look really bloated now tho, i just ate :/

tuityfruitytae
there's no problem with that
my sister looks like a dumpling
cutest thing ever

jimmies_not_sprinkles
she is, youve posted a couple pics of her :)

tuityfruitytae
mhm :)
now, would you please jimin? :(

jimmies_not_sprinkles
i'm really bad at taking serious pictures
like honest this is what my camera roll looks like

jeongoggles
if those are your not serious pics i'm scared to see your serious ones

jimmies_not_sprinkles
ouch okay you could just say i'm ugly...

jeongoggles
?
WAIT NO I DIDNT MEAN IT IN THAT WAY
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A COMPLIMENT
i haven't flirted since i was twelve please excuse me

tuityfruitytae named the group jeongguk is an awkward flirt

jeongoggles
okay but why do i have to be signaled out

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a/n:
bruh this really just a whose idea was this au lmao