group: jeon watson is on the case

tuityfruitytae
so fellas can i ask an opinion of ye

jeongoggles
for you?
i lay down my life

tuityfruitytae
that's really gay
thanks

sunnyside_up
but same

handsome_squidward
yeah same

jimmies_not_sprinkles
an opinion on what, taehyung?

tuityfruitytae
you guys can call me tae it's cool
also hold on

yumgyeom
we're permitted to call you by a nickname??

jeongoggles
holy crap
this is level two friendship

sunnyside_up
we're already on level two??
yo this is crazy

tuityfruitytae
ok i've returned
so like i said i want y'all's opinion

jeongoggles
i spilled orange juice down my shirt

jooniper_tree
spilled french roast coffee

sunnyside_up
dropped a cereal box

handsome_squidward
dropped my phone

jimmies_not_sprinkles
spilled my soup

yumgyeom
dropped my toast

handsome_squadward
what is it with you and toast

yumgyeom
wym? 🤔

sunnyside_up
yoongi what did you drop or spill

min_zoomgi
i don't know if you guys were all being serious but i actually knocked over my iced tea and had to clean it up...

jooniper_tree
lmao dude that's MAD gay

min_zoomgi
how??
it was an involuntary reaction my elbow just decided to move across the table in the direction of my glass...

tuityfruitytae
is it cus the glasses look bad :(
i knew it 😭😭😭

min_zoomgi
what?? how did u get that from what i said?

tuityfruitytae
😩

min_zoomgi
taehyung i never said they looked bad

tuityfruitytae
it's okay you can tell me how you really feel

jeongoggles
be careful yoongi.

min_zoomgi
you scare me
taehyung they don't look bad

sunnyside_up
lol just tell the man he's cute yoongi we're all gay here what do you think we're gonna do, make fun of you?

handsome_squidward
in his defense, namjoon did just text a minute ago, and i quote, "lmao dude that's MAD gay"

jooniper_tree
i am convinced you hate me

min_zoomgi
it's a really cute picture

jeongoggles
wHoA he actually did it

jimmies_not_sprinkles
aww >_<

jooniper_tree
lmao see mad gay
wait i'm sorry i did it again
i agree with yoongi

handsome_squidward
NOW who's mad gay?

jooniper_tree
i'm not mad

handsome_squidward
HA you didn't deny being gay

jooniper_tree
well i wouldn't be here otherwise

handsome_squidward
😒

tuityfruitytae
awwwwkdkws so you guys think they look good?

yumgyeom
take yoongi's word for it ☺️

tuityfruitytae
thanks yoongi! <3

jeongoggles
WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD ON

sunnyside_up
IS THAT A HEART

yumgyeom
CAN CONFIRM
IS HEART

handsome_squidward
W O W

tuityfruitytae
y'all lmao

jooniper_tree
this ain't just mad gay
this furious gay

jimmies_not_sprinkles
this is wholesome ☺️

jeongoggles
gay only has three letters

sunnyside_up
it actually has six
y-o-o-n-g-i

min_zoomgi
first peer pressure
now we're back to cyber bullying
taehyung was this all a prank to lower my confidence and self-esteem

tuityfruitytae
EVERYONE APOLOGIZE NOW OR YOURE KICKED OUT AND REVOKED OF YOUR GAY PRIVILEGES

jimmies_not_sprinkles
but i wasn't picking on him! 😟

tuityfruitytae
EVERYONE BUT JIMMIE

jeongoggles
IM MAD SORRY

jooniper_tree
furious sorry, yoongi

yumgyeom
SORRY YOONGI

handsome_squidward
yeah sorry my guy

sunnyside_up
sorryyyyy :,(

min_zoomgi
it's fine i was just being dramatic

jimmies_not_sprinkles
^ among the list of top ten things said when one is not being dramatic

min_zoomgi
i've lost track of the conversation how did this even start again

jooniper_tree
when you went MAD gay after seeing taehyung's picture

handsome_squidward
time to be removed

jooniper_tree
yeah i deserve that

min_zoomgi
no really i am just being dramatic
this chat is kinda fun
i don't have gay friends so this is a nice change
as long as it doesn't get really personal i don't mind the teasing
it's a normal thing friends do right

tuityfruitytae
oh my gosh you're so adorable let me give you a hug

jooniper_tree
mad
gay

handsome_squidward
if you say that one more time i'm gonna send you a cute little video of me flipping you off

jooniper_tree
aw
relationship goals

handsome_squidward
Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑) 🖕

sunnyside_up
i can't tell if you guys are being serious or not and tbh i don't know which is funnier

handsome_squidward
not funny 😠

jooniper_tree
c'mon it's kinda funny

tuityfruitytae
remember what i said about getting along

handsome_squidward
not to

tuityfruitytae
exactly
wait no-

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a/n:
i need to update this more lol