tuityfruitytae created a group

tuityfruitytae invited handsome_squidward, jeongoggles, jimmies_not_sprinkles, yumgyeom, and 3 others to the group

tuityfruitytae named the group (ง ื▿ ื)ว

jeongoggles
i knew replying to my dm was suspicious
is this what you had planned

tuityfruitytae
_(:3 」∠)_

jimmies_not_sprinkles
wait i'm so confused is this actually tuityfruitytae or did someone hack his account

sunnyside_up
that's gotta be it cus idk why else he would invite me to a group chat lmao

tuityfruitytae
aha this is where you are mistaken young one
i shall explain in due time

handsome_squidward
so this IS taehyung then??
holy smokes the meme king himself
i am both deeply puzzled and honored

min_zoomgi
was i added to this by mistake

tuityfruitytae
aha this was no mistake dear min_zoomgi

handsome_squidward
oh my gosh dude he said your name

min_zoomgi
this isn't my name...

yumgyeom
??????????????????

jooniper_tree
couldn't have worded it better myself

tuityfruitytae
is everyone here and accounted for?
excellent
NOW
THE MOMENT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

jeongoggles
face reveal????

sunnyside_up
he's already done that

jeongoggles
oh
true
go on i'm sorry for interrupting

tuityfruitytae
i'm sure you're all quite confused as to why i invited you all to this group

yumgyeom
?????????????????????????

jooniper_tree
again
couldn't have worded it better myself

tuityfruitytae
the reason is quite simple my friends
what you probably don't know is that the eight of us have a lot in common

jimmies_not_sprinkles
omg pls tell me you're all below 5'9"

jooniper_tree
i'm 5'11"

jimmies_not_sprinkles
i do not agree with this group

tuityfruitytae
('∀｀=) height is not what i had in mind but good guess!
rather
we all share four main similarities

handsome_squidward
is one that we're all failing calculus

jooniper_tree
i got an A+ in calculus

handsome_squidward
i do not agree with this group

tuityfruitytae
would anyone else like to guess before i do the reveal?

yumgyeom
??????????????????????????????

jeongoggles
he's got a point

tuityfruitytae
it seems no one will be able to figure it out!
so i shall tell you
drumroll please

min_zoomgi
i play piano

tuityfruitytae
that's really cool!

handsome_squidward
he complimented you zoomgi how do u feel

min_zoomgi
like i was added here by mistake?

tuityfruitytae
i assure you, you were not (￣^￣)ゞ
and for everyone's patience i will now answer!
the reason
i invited you all to this group
is because we are all
single
gay
korean
men

yumgyeom
WTF HOW U KNOW IM A SINGLE GAY KOREAN MAN
THATS MY ENTIRE IDENTITY

tuityfruitytae
it's in your bios

yumgyeom
ohhh that makes sense

jooniper_tree
i knew it

handsome_squidward
you did not otherwise you would have said so

jooniper_tree
alright u got me

jimmies_not_sprinkles
i feel like my rights have been violated but i can't be mad cus it's tuityfruitytae
aka kim "i ate a big mac in chick fil a just to see what would happen and got kicked out" taehyung

jeongoggles
an absolute legend

sunnyside_up
did all of us seriously state we were single and gay in our bios

min_zoomgi
the internet is the only place i can be open and comfortable so yes
yes i did

handsome_squidward
wait hold on i don't state in my bio that i'm single

tuityfruitytae
you wrote "in a relationship with my bathroom mirror"

handsome_squidward
...and you just had to put me on the spot there didn't you taehyung

jooniper_tree
so did you and the mirror break up

handsome_squidward
you know what
no
we still see each other

sunnyside_up
i'm sorry for laughing

handsome_squidward
no you're not

sunnyside_up
yeah i'm not

tuityfruitytae
cmon children let's all get along now

jeongoggles
yes sir

handsome_squidward
sorry mr tuityfruity

tuityfruitytae
i'll give everyone ten minutes to prepare an introduction

min_zoomgi
introduction?

jimmies_not_sprinkles
telling a little bit about yourself i think

min_zoomgi
...thanks

yumgyeom
but you already know i'm a single gay korean man what more is there to say

tuityfruitytae
plenty
now you've got ten minutes
starting
now

jeongoggles
wait can i finish my tuna sandwich first

tuityfruitytae
you may

handsome_squidward
holy crap he really is a legend

tuityfruitytae
clock starts now

jeongoggles
WAIT IM NOT DONE

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a/n:
welcome to another round of me trying to make you guys laugh

y'all wanted a sequel to whose idea was this and this is the closest i'm gonna get lmao

also in case you guys didn't come here from the announcement i made in my other book i'm sharing this meme again cus i'm proud of it