group: jeon watson is on the case

yumgyeom
can i share something here
since we're internet friends like u said taehyung

tuityfruitytae
only if it's nice

yumgyeom
i just embarrassed myself in front of an attractive coffee shop worker how to undo

sunnyside_up
was it me

yumgyeom
lol i wouldn't have said it here if it was you

handsome_squidward
you're not denying he's an attractive coffee shop worker
i respect that

tuityfruitytae
we've already established you guys are all models in disguise

jimmies_not_sprinkles
i'm notttttt

tuityfruitytae
invalid opinion

jimmies_not_sprinkles
that's mean :(

yumgyeom
so is there a way to undo :(
if not idk if i can ever go back there again

jooniper_tree
if there were a way to undo embarrassment i would have undid the time i walked into the wrong class and sat through half of it before realizing it wasn't my class

handsome_squidward
HA
not so smart now huh

jooniper_tree
is this bullying am i being bullied?

jeongoggles
one time a stranger came up to me and asked me if i had a pack and i thought they meant abs but it turns out they were talking about cigarettes
it was really awkward

sunnyside_up
why would you think a stranger would be asking if you had abs

jeongoggles
i dunno maybe he liked men too
then again he was old and a little creepy so i hope not

tuityfruitytae
keep off the streets my guy

jeongoggles
omg
are u caring for my well being
that's wicked

tuityfruitytae
lmao

handsome_squidward
do people still say wicked?

jeongoggles
i hope so it's a cool word

yumgyeom
you know what else is a cool word?

sunnyside_up
tell us

yumgyeom
cocaine
COOKIES
I WAS TRYING TO TYPE COOKIES

tuityfruitytae
COCAINE IS NOT A COOL WORD
EVERYBODY HERE REPEAT AFTER ME SO I DONT GET IN TROUBLE WITH YOUR PARENTS
COCAINE

min_zoomgi
what's going on
why are people talking about cocaine

tuityfruitytae
doctor how nice of you to join us
wait i'm sorry you said not to call you that
yoongi how nice of you to join us

jimmies_not_sprinkles
we were just talking about cocaine

tuityfruitytae
and how it's NOT a cool word
yugyeom
i thought u seemed cool dude look what you started

yumgyeom
I CORRECTED MYSELF IM SORRY TAEHYUNG PLEASE DONT KICK ME OUT OF THE CHAT

min_zoomgi
...should i leave?

jeongoggles
don't you dare
that would mean disrespecting taehyung
you were one of the chosen ones

min_zoomgi
i mean
okay i guess

tuityfruitytae
cocaine is bad

min_zoomgi
got it
thanks for letting me know

tuityfruitytae
you're welcome!!
i'm here to answer any and all questions for your learning benefit as long as they're not inappropriate

yumgyeom
are babies really born without kneecaps

tuityfruitytae
yes

sunnyside_up
WTF

jeongoggles
ooh can i ask a question next??

tuityfruitytae
you may

jeongoggles
are you

tuityfruitytae
yes
next question?

jeongoggles
WAIT I DIDNT FINISH PLS DON'T MAKE THAT COUNT

sunnyside_up
what color should i dye my hair

tuityfruitytae
yes

handsome_squidward
he's a robot he's not actually answering us
taehyung who's the prettiest boy here

tuityfruitytae
it's me
i'm kidding
i won't tell you (๑･̑◡･̑๑)

jooniper_tree
but will you tell us who that boy is in your insta post

tuityfruitytae
which one

jimmies_not_sprinkles
are you implying you've taken pictures with lots of boys

handsome_squidward
taehyung are you secretly a playboy

tuityfruitytae
IM NOT
I MEANT WHICH POST

jooniper_tree

this one

tuityfruitytae
ohhh that one

yumgyeom
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND NEVER TOLD YOUR INSTAGRAM FOLLOWERS
i mean sorry that's not really our business bUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE WERE FRIENDS

jeongoggles
man down man down

tuityfruitytae
guys lmao he's not my boyfriend

handsome_squidward
code red we have a mofo liar on our hands call in reinforcements

jooniper_tree
i'm here

handsome_squidward
actual reinforcements please

jooniper_tree
why do you hate me

tuityfruitytae
fellas it's just my friend
his name is bogum

jeongoggles
interesting
a friend
you guys both just so happen to be wearing horizontal striped shirts hmm 🤔

min_zoomgi
you're living up to the chat name now aren't you

jeongoggles
thank you doctor
sorry, i mean yoongi
or can we call you mr zoom

min_zoomgi
no

tuityfruitytae
i sweaaarrrr i don't have a boyfriend you guys 😓
i'd have to kick myself out of the chat if that were the case

jimmies_not_sprinkles
does that mean if any of us got boyfriends we'd have to leave the chat

tuityfruitytae
unless one of y'all dated me 🤪
i'm kiDdIng LMAO
i crack me up

yumgyeom
everyone get in line

jeongoggles
mortal combat mode: on

sunnyside_up
upgrading battle armor

tuityfruitytae
what

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a/n:
sorry for slow updates lol but i do like writing this so i hope you guys are enjoying it too