(Ok so me and mah boi here are doing another one of those ship tags. Stolen straight from Tumblr ofc)

Who is a fussy eater and who will eat food even if they've dropped it on the floor?

   • Okay so I'm thinking Loki is the one to be the fussy eater. I'm imagining him wanting to make their meals- every meal as perfect and romantic as possible. While Stephen, who's coming from a place like Kamur-Taj in a part of the world where food is pretty scarce, I'm sure he's dropped his standards low enough to eat floor food. 5 second rule heads-

Who constantly tries to get the other to shower with them?

   • I wanna say both. Like ofc Loki would go into the shower and try and mess with Stephen during his time to bathe in peace, but then again, Stephen could try and be romantic and drag Loki along willingly to share a shower space with him.

Who was popular in high school and who lies that they were just to impress the other?

   • IDK how it goes on Asgard, but on Earth, for Stephen? I'm pretty sure he was some kind of dork in high school, then proceeded to 'up his game' when he got freedom in college. Ofc he won't tell Loki that first part, Stephen's ego forbids it. But... I'm sure Loki can tell that he's lying and will pester Stephen about it until he tells him the truth.

Who is incredible in bed and completely knocks the other off their feet the first time they have sex?

   • So I really like to headcanon that Loki was the first guy Stephen ever went far enough to sleep with, so he was a complete novice at this.  As for Loki? I'm sure he was incredible af and really helped Stephen experience this new playing field.

Who plays video games and who snuggles up next to them as they play?

   • IDK I can't see either of them playing video games. Stephen's sorta sensitive about his hands still, and as a new sorcerer, he doesn't have time for that shet? But I can maybe see Loki playing with apps on his phone.

Who is horny ALL OF THE TIME?

   • Oh man, Loki probably. Krystal and I just came up with this headcanon about Stephen bringing Loki along on a mission and after they defeated his enemies, Loki immediately asks Stephen to make out. He still can't keep up with this god's stamina.

Who is sleepy and cuddly ALL OF THE TIME?

   • Stephen. He overworks himself to avoid problem after problem and eventually he needs to fall asleep. That's when Loki comes in as a comfort pillow.

Who knocks on the other's door crying at 4am?

   • I mean Stephen has his issues and he's unfortunately good at keeping to himself. So if Loki ever has a serious problem he'll come to Stephen.

Who would have 10 pets if they could and who is adorably shy around animals?

   • Loki would have a ton of cats. Stephen is worried their pets might get into some dangerous part of the sanctum or scratch his hands, so he would be a little shy.

Who takes like 10 minutes of persuading to get out of bed each morning?

   • Both. Loki could get really lazy in the morning and just want time to himself. As for Stephen, Loki would need to make sure he gets up, he's the Sorcerer Supreme and has a job to do. Loki would also threaten to call Wong upstairs if Stephen becomes too stubborn.

Who collects rocks and shells when they go to the beach and who thinks it's dumb?

   • I feel like Stephen would collect stuff like that and say it's for sentimental value. Loki would definitely think any little earth thing is dumb. Eventually Stephen would make him warm up to it though. He could even make a small necklace for Loki

Who picks fights for no reason just so they can have kinky sex?

   • Loki ofc. He'll find any little reason to argue with Stephen especially since he noticed that small things could possibly trigger his ego. Stephen is oblivious to Loki's intentions the first few times, sometimes he plays along with it, and then other times he's too tired to deal with Loki's bs.

Who secretly admires the hell out of the other and thinks they're the bravest person they've ever met?

   • Loki. After all his little experiences on earth, a mortal sorcerer could definitely inspire him to think of earth a little differently. He notices that Stephen is brave, and clever as Hell for his kind, and on top of that, he learns how quick Stephen is to sacrifice anything for his world.

Who has an adorable sneeze and who sneezes so aggressively they pull a muscle?

   • Loki would totally have an adorable sneeze that makes Stephen and even Wong smile. As for Stephen, he's probably the one to do something extra while he sneezes that he actually pulls a muscle-

Who wants to have sex at work/school and who is terrified of getting caught?

   • Oh wow we already came up with a headcanon for this too. Long story short, Loki is fuccin kinky too and is probably fine with anyone sneaking a look if they're @ his college. If it's at work and Stephen's trying to do a mission, Loki would deadas pull Stephen into the library and try to do something there. Stephen is just trying to be wary of Wong walking in on them @ anytime.

Who smells the hell out of the other's shirts when they're away but pretends that they don't?

   • Stephen sometimes has to go away for a long time depending on the severity of the mission. Loki is at home, in the sanctum, lonely and shet and probably just takes one of Stephen's shirts for the sake of comfort.

Who believes in astrology and who doesn't care and just wants the other to make out with them?

   • Stephen has to believe in every little mystic sign, so he probably would believe in astrology. If there's a major occurrence going on that he has to deal with, and Stephen starts rambling, Loki probably wouldn't even care and just ask Stephen to do something worth both their time like make out.

Who would survive the apocalypse and who wouldn't stand a chance?

   • I think Loki and Stephen make a great team and could defend themselves if anything major like that happened. Though Stephen's real focus would be protecting the sanctum and the stone.. and Loki's only concern would be his and Stephen's safety.. fucc everybody else, really-

Who is majorly ticklish and who is the tickle-attacker?

   • I'm sure Loki is like secretly ticklish and Stephen finds out and uses that against him anytime Loki wants to get handsy elsewhere.

Who greatly exaggerates being sick every time they feel even a little poorly just so the other will take care of them?

   • Loki would totally fake being sick, especially bc he's such a great liar, plus it means Stephen would have to pamper him and all his attention would be on Loki. Stephen's doctor senses would kick in and he would be fine with watching Loki for the rest of the day.