(Obviously these shets are stolen from Tumblr so credit to that edgy app)

(Also this is for a ship between Stephen and Loki)

Who loses it first in a fight? Who starts yelling first?

   • Okay so obviously Stephen is more calm and collected now that he's taken on this new brand of responsibility. So that completely changed his personality to a more calmer demeanor when he can help it. So the first one to start freaking out over a fight would be Loki. Yelling, maybe using a bit of magic by tossing over a table or a few books from the shelf depending on his level of rage.

Who puts their head down and just takes it because they know the other just needs to get it out?

   • Stephen all the way. I think by now he understands Loki's rage, so he'll stand by when the god needs to get everything out.

Who slams doors and yells and stomps away?

   • Honestly, I can see both of then doing this. I mean, Stephen and Loki might be these two grown men, but they can still act like brats. I really like the mental image of Stephen slamming a door or doing a complete 360° turn away from Loki and into a portal.

Or do they sigh and their shoulders slump, as they walk away, quietly shutting the door behind them? Because sometimes the silent disappointment is worse than any yelling.

   • Stephen would definitely do this. He's finally adjusted to giving Loki some high expectations- but he could be just as disappointed in Loki for proving him wrong if the trickster did some questionable shet.

Who sleeps on the couch?

   • I can NOT see Stephen having the ability to force Loki of all people to sleep on a couch. But I think if Stephen is pissed enough, he would sleep in a different room from Loki, or try to avoid being near him by spending the rest of the night in the library instead. (Like, I can see Stephen complain about how bad the couch is for his back, so that's why he looks for alternatives for himself)

And who breaks the silent treatment first, apologizing and begging for a hug?

   • I can see Loki doing this one. Like I've said before, they've warmed up to each other enough, and if it wasn't Stephen's at fault this time, Loki would try to patch them back together. He kinda seeks redemption with Stephen for everything that he might have done in the past with maybe his brother and New York and even Asgard and everything, so this relationship with the sorcerer is really all that he has left. And I'm sure he wouldn't want to lose such a great guy. They can be good for each other, and whatever Loki might have done, he's willing to make up for it again.

Who breaks down into sobs, saying they aren't worth it and why are you still here? And who was the one that hold the other, tell them they're beautiful and that it's going to be okay, because at the end of the day some stupid fight shouldn't ruin years of smiles and happiness.

   • Yeah so Loki just getting on his knees and begging for forgiveness and just feeling guilty about being the source of Stephen's love is a big must.
   • While Stephen is the one who's just brushing Loki's hair out of his face and praising him for being so strong.

Is the make-up sex hard and rough and loud pinned up against the wall, biting and sucking marks into each other's necks because this person is mine dammit.

   • UH LMAO YES TO ALL OF IT.

Or is this soft kisses and apologies, gentle caresses and touches? Is it telling the other they're beautiful and amazing and deserve to be loved?

   • Well, obviously there are special cases where they could cuddle and stuff after a fight, so this would be a good idea too.

Who worries about what they will look like when they are older?

   • I think Loki will. Well, whenever he starts doing some actual aging. Stephen has learned to be pretty humble about everything so, I don't imagine him worrying about his looks anymore. He's even killing it with the grey hair too.

Who hogs the blanket?

   • I really want to say Loki.

Who eats the others uneaten pizza crusts?

   • Ooh, definitely Stephen. Like imagine this man downstairs in the kitchen, it's 3 in the morning and he's recovering from a high and those juicy @ss pizza rolls are the only thing his mind, (and eventually mouth) is wrapped on. (Also I wanna headcanon that Loki doesn't 'do' leftovers. Like, it's unruly or something. But because of Kamur-Taj, Stephen has learned to not waste food so-)

Who is more likely to cry over a sad book or movie?

   • Both. Both is good.

Who talks smack while playing video games?

   • I've still wrapped my head around this "Stephen being humble thing" so I'm just going to say Loki gets way competitive.

Who sings along with the radio?

   • I've read a couple.. okay no a few fanfics where Stephen would hum to himself sometimes, so that's my headcanon now.

Who would enter them both into a talent show?

   • Oml Loki would definitely do this one. I mean, why would the god NOT want to show off their combined powers and maybe cause a little mischief?

Who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire while cooking?

   • Both. Like, there's a reason why Wong is the only one allowed in that kitchen. Loki would pull some stupid trick and Stephen can't get around with his dam hands.

Who will throw the other into a pool?

   • Stephen would definitely dare to, at least. But when he does, he will not hear the end about Loki trying to get his hair fixed up again.

Who shops for groceries?

   • Stephen can no longer stand the prying eyes and questions from the common public, so Loki might go out instead and pull an illusion.

Who kills the spiders?

   • The gruesome, nasty interdimensional ones are literally Stephen's job. But, if Spider-Man happens to come by after school and be a nuisance, they shoo him away.

Who is the morning/night person?

   • Stephen gets up because he has a job to do. So he's busy all day and night until he can finally get some sleep. But some gods apparently are still hyperactive from 11 at night-

Who proposes?

   • Either of them honestly? But for our canon we decided Loki will.