*at some random Italian restaurant in Australia*

mom: so what do you want kids?

daughter: nwoodlezzz!!!

son: *confused* you mean spaghetti, right?

daughter: *overexcitedly* yeah! SPHETTI!!!! I want sphetti mama!!!

mom: *shakes head* you can have spaghetti hunnie

dad: hey son, what did the spaghetti call the noodle?

son: *already done* i don't care...?

dad: Nope! it called it an IMPASTA!!! *chuckles*

mom&son: *sighs and shakes heads* 

daughter: *tugs mom's sleeve* mama? was a impasta??

mom: nothing hunnie.... nothing at all *glares at dad*