*family is on holiday, visiting grandma in australia*

*at the airport*

daughter: *whining and tugs on mom's sleeve* mom~~~ daddy says koalas aint bwears!!!

mom: *turns around and picks up daughter*and why does he say that?

daughter: he said they dunt hav the kulafitionzz!!!

mom: qualifications?!? oh..... *looks over at dad*

dad: *smirking and puts up double thumbs-up*

mom: *so done* ...koalafications....