*during family time, they're all watching Imagine That*

dad: What has two butts but kills people...?

son: wtf. why do i even wanna know-

dad: an assassin!! 

son: *questions life*

daughter: *tugs on mother's sleeve*mom! what's an assaawin??

mom: nothing you need to worry about sweetiepie *pats daughters head whilst giving dad death glares*