Kinks And White Lies

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"Nyxxie!" I call walking into her room.

"What?" she answers, eyes fixed on the mirror of her dressing table as she applies her makeup.

"Do you have a scrunchie I can borrow?"

"Why do you need a scrunchie for?"

"To tie my hair obviously. My hair is literally poking my eyes."

Feenyx meets my gaze with a confused look plastered across her face until it's replaced with surprise the moment, she sees my shaggy neck-length hair. "Holy Hera! You look like one of them low-budget anime e-boys who grow out their bangs to cover their eyes."

I push my bangs back. "Yeah, no shit."

"When was the last time you had a haircut?" she asks, inspecting my hair.

"Around the time before my disaster date with Jessica."

"What the fuck?! That was almost a month ago. How did it grow that fast? What have you been eating?"

I shrug my shoulders. "I don't really care that much whether or not my hair is long or short. Besides, most of the barbers around here are kind of pricey, so I normally have my hair cut by month's end depending on whether I have enough money – and currently, my ass is broke. Might as well settle for ponytails and man buns."

"Well damn, you might as well be a dollar-store gender-bent version of Rapunzel." She comments until her eyes light up. "You should totally grow out your hair and see if it can reach up to Rapunzel's level."

"Oh hell naw! Not happening." I interject, crossing my arms into an 'X'.

"Come on. We get to roleplay the scenes from Tangled with you as Rapunzel and me as Flynn Rider of course." She says. "We can even test out if it's actually possible to use your hair as a rope like in the stories and movies."

"Uh-uh! That will not be good for my neck."

A dirty smirk creeps on her face. "My neck. My back. Lick my puss – "

"Stop it!" I snap, glaring at her as she sniggers. "Anyways, do you have any idea how much work it is trying to maintain all that hair? Did you know that Sephiroth from Final Fantasy 7 uses a whole bottle of shampoo and conditioner to wash his hair? Try to imagine how many bottles Rapunzel would have to use every time she washes her hair. No thanks. I am too broke and unbothered. Can I have a scrunchie?"

She rolls her eyes, opens one of the drawers and takes out a scrunchie.

"Thank you," I say, taking it from her hand and pull my hair back but some of it keeps falling back.

"Here, lemme help." She says, moving behind me and combing her fingers through my hair. However, in doing so, her nails brush against my scalp, causing a sinful and inappropriate sound to escape from the back of my throat. I slap my hand against my mouth as I feel the blood rush to my cheeks.

There's a moment of silence where Feenyx's face is washed blank with confusion as if the cogs in her brain aren't turning fast enough to process what had just happened. It's only until a grin starts to weave its way through her face, stretching from side to side, showing every tooth does it start to sink in. "Did you just moan?"

"Uh-uh" I respond, shaking my head frantically.

"Oh my Zeus! You did! Just now!" she insists.

"I did no such thing!" I exclaim.

"Then what was that?" she laughs. "'cause it sure sounds like a moan to me."

"Give me that!" I snatch the scrunchie from her hands and quickly tie my hair. "Not a word to anyone. Got it?"

"My lips are sealed." She says, zipping her lips with her fingers.

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"Urie has a hair kink."

Sid spits his coffee.

Vinny drops his croissant.

I gawk incredulously at Feenyx.

"AYOOOOO!" Vinny exclaims as he bursts into laughter.

"FEENYX WHAT THE HELL?! YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT, YOU LITTLE SNITCH!" I wail, glaring daggers at her.

"I'm sorry, the whole thing was just too funny. I had to share." She answers with a mischievous grin tugging her lips.

"I will throw you out the window and spit on your dead body!" I fume, as my eye twitches.

"So like, you get turned on when a woman pulls your hair or what?" Sid asks.

"Yo! Is that why you always grow your hair out? Dude, you're freaky!" Vinny squeals.

"First off; barbers are expensive as fuck around here and you know it." I lid my eyes. "Secondly, I don't get turned on when a woman pulls my hair...." I trail off blushing. "I just like it when she playfully tugs my hair."

Vinny and Sid start squealing like a bunch of teenage girls.

"So you like it like that. I see you. I see you." Feenyx smirks impressed.

"What? Having a woman play around with your hair and brush her fingers and nails against your scalp is the best feeling ever, especially during sex. It's a proven fact and I speak from experience." I tell her.

"With Trisha?"

"Hey, I've had other girls way before Toni." I retort. "I actually played seven minutes of Heaven and made out with this one girl from one of my classes back in college during my freshman year."

"The same girl he lost his virginity to at the time as well," Vinny adds, surprising her.

I take in a sharp breath. "You didn't need to add that last detail, Vincent."

"And here I thought you the only reason why you're so hung up on Queen Marie Antoinette II is because you lost your V-card to her." Feenyx shakes her head amazed. "So, you're not at all that hopeless."

"Hey!"

"Dude, you're out here acting like a deflowered virgin who imprinted with a co-dependent woman."

I press my lips into a thin line, making no comment whatsoever.

"Since you're claiming that you're so experienced, have you ever had oral?" she asks.

I cringe at the question. "What? No!" I rub my neck. "Well, I've never tried it."

"Not even with Toni?" Vinny asks, raising an eyebrow.

I shake my head.

"You've been having sex with her for two years and still haven't eaten her peach?!"

"Don't ever say that." I deadpan. "And it's not the end of the world if I haven't given a woman oral."

"Dude, there's at least 75% of the male population that has given a woman oral at least once in their life. Even Sid." Vinny points out.

"Whoa, dude! Leave me out of this." Sid exclaims, crossing his arms into an 'X'.

"Besides, I don't believe you." He declares. "There ain't no way you've never given Toni head."

"I would have if I knew she was into that kind of stuff," I answer.

"I can see why she keeps bouncing back to that fiancé of hers. You are just too vanilla." Feenyx tuts, shaking her head. "I bet you're a bottom."

"Wouldn't be surprised if he is," Vinny adds.

"Fuck both of y'all," I growl, flipping them off.

"You're welcome to try. Though I'm not sure if you'll be able to handle the both of us at once." Feenyx replies.

"That is not what I meant – why are we even having this conversation?" I ask.

"I don't know. I'm just the spectator watching the chaos." Sid answers.

"Relax, pretty boy. It's just us in this staffroom. Ain't nobody gonna know about your hair kink and that you're a bottom." Feenyx rolls her eyes.

"I don't – you know what? I'm not doing this with you." I sigh.

"Incoming. She-who-shall-not-be-named has arrived." Vinny announces.

We all turn our attention to Toni, who has just entered the staffroom looking exhausted.

"What happened to you?" Feenyx asks, raising an eyebrow.

"Just got into a minor disagreement with one of my student's parents over their grades. I swear reasoning with them is just as good as talking to a rock." She rolls her eyes, throwing herself on the couch next to me. "I hope I'm not intruding."

"Don't worry about it. Just the usual banter among friends." Sid assures her.

"And by that, we mean clowning the shit outta Urie here," Feenyx adds, putting me into a choke hold and rubbing her fist against my head.

"Hey! You don't want me messing with your hair, so don't mess with mine." I retaliate, pulling away and fixing my hair.

"You just said that you – "

"Shut it!" I grit my teeth.

"Gosh, your boyfriend is so sensitive." She rolls her eyes.

"We're not together and he's not my boyfriend," Toni answers with a tight smile on her lip. Despite the firmness in her tone and the friendliness in her smile, I can see the exasperation lingering in her eyes.

"Relax, I'm just playing." Feenyx chuckles, lightly tapping her arm. "We all know you getting married soon. Speaking of; when is the big day."

Toni's expression softens a bit and lights up. "We haven't decided on the date yet but hopefully soon."

I bit my tongue softly, dragging it across my inner cheek at what she's just said. I don't need to look at Vinny and Sid to know that their exchanging looks among themselves, nor do I need to look at the expression on Feenyx's face to know how amused and astounded by her little white lie.

"I see. Is it going to be a big and fancy type of wedding or what?" Feenyx asks.

"We're still planning on that but – "

"I think we should be heading out for our class, Feenyx," I say, standing up and moving to my desk to fetch my material.

"But our class doesn't start until – " she stops mid-sentence the moment she catches the hidden message behind my stern look as I make my way to the door. "Gotcha! I almost forgot that we have a thing planned for today's lesson. We'll talk more about it afterwards. That okay?"

"Sure! See you around."

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