Family Over Hoes

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FXCK🤬

Vinny:
SUP BITCHES 😝

Sid:
AYO 😆

Nyxxie:
WAZZGOOD 🤪

Why is everyone being so loud🤨

Nyxxie:
Why are you being a buzz kill 🤨

🙄

Vinny:
Anyways, who's excited to go home for Shay's wedding this weekend 😁

Wait, wait, wait. Since when did we as a collective agree that we're leaving this weekend 🤨

Vinny:
The moment I asked 💁🏻‍♂️

And you didn't think of consulting us first?

Nyxxie:
Hol up 🤚🏼

How did you get an invite Vinny 🤨

Vinny:
My mom and his mom go waaaaaaaaaaay back in high school. We didn't know that they were friends until they reunite when Urie and I came back home during our semester break

We're practically family

You should have consulted us, Vincent

Some of us have work to do

Nyxxie:
'Some of us have work' bullshit. You mean texting and booing up yo girlfriend for hours on end🙄

😐

Nyxxie:
What? That's all you do when you ain't got no work and when she's around 🤨

And that reminds me: ya'll should keep it down. I had to lie to the landlord that I was watching porn and forgot to put the volume down last time you had her over

You're welcome btw 😒

.......

Vinny:
The tea is piping hot up in here 👀☕

Sid:
Indeed 👀☕

Point is, you can't just make plans without asking what our day is like

I already made plans to watch movies with Toni this weekend

Nyxxie:
Woooooooooooooooooooooow

So now we choosing the girlfriend over family 🤨

Sid:
That's a whole new low even for you my dude 🤨🤨🤨

Nyxxie:
So much for family over hoes amirite

Toni is not a ho

Nyxxie:
But she's been two timing you and her diet coke Christian Grey looking ass fiancé🤨

......

Vinny:
👁👄👁

Sid:
👁👄👁

Nyxxie:
I rest my mother fucking case💅🏻

Vinny:
Smh

I raised you better than this😒

Dude

We. Are. Literally. The. Same. Age 😐

Vinny:
But I'm older.

Fuck you. I'm more mature than you😐

Nyxxie:
Liar liar. Victoria Secret thongs on fire

You complain and whine and eat like a toddler😐

I feel like a single mom up in here

Vinny:
The violence in this chat is astronomical 👁👄👁

Sid:
Fr 👁👄👁

ANYWAYS

The wedding is next week and school is closed for exeat. I was going to fly home on Friday🤨

Besides, Toni and I are just going to watch movies. Not go on a trip to Paris 😒

Nyxxie:
You're too broke to even afford a trip to Paris my dude 🤨

Sid:
💀💀💀💀💀💀

Vinny:
SHOTS FIRED 💀💀💀💀💀💀

🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Nyxxie:
😘😘😘😘

Vinny:
What type of movies will you and Toni be watching anyway 🤨

Last time I checked, Toni doesn't even like action movies, anime and cartoons

Nyxxie:
And hentai

THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

I CLICKED ON AN AD BY MISTAKE AND IT DIRECTED ME TO THAT SITE!

Nyxxie:
Fuck you! You just saying that coz you got caught🤨

You ain't slick

🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Nyxxie:
How hard, pretty boy😘

And in what position 😏

......

Vinny:
Now I'm curious

What kind of hentai are you into 👀

Sid:
I don't even know what's going on in this chat anymore 😅

Nyxxie:
Don't mind them little one

Just enjoy the vibe

Sid:
We're literally the same age 🤨

Nyxxie:
No. I'm physically 25 years old but I'm over 250 years

You don't act like your age 💁🏻‍♂️

Sid:
Wait what 😳

Nyxxie:
I know yo ass ain't talking pretty boi 😐

Sid:
Are we going to skip the fact Feenyx is over 250 years old?

Vinny:
.........

Nyxxie:
..........

.......

Vinny:
Shit. We forgot Sid doesn't know that Feenyx's a nymph😅

Sid:
SHE'S A WHAT?!

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Vinny:
I'll fill you in privately

Nyxxie:
ANYWAYS

If that's going to be a problem why not invite Tamar

She's your unofficial gfriend and we should include her in our shenanigans every once in a while

And I'm sure she'd love to talk more about her wedding with your family and steal yo sister's spotlight since apparently that's all she's good at 😌

I'm seeing a lot of sarcasm here Nyxxie 😐

Nyxxie:
Whatever helps you sleep at night bestie 😘

😑😑😑😑

Nyxxie:
So all in favour for Taja to come with us?

Sid:
I'm okay with it

Vinny:
Same. Only because I want to see drama between her and Urie's mom👀🍿

Nyxxie:
Bitching 😁

You have our blessing to invite Queen Maria Antoinette junior 😊

🙄

♡

Toni

Hey

Hi. What's up?

Nothing much.

Just chilling at home.

What you up to?

Just finished grading my students' assignments.

That means I don't have anything to occupy me during the weekend.

Well except watching movies with you

About that....

There's been a slight change of plans.

Shay's wedding is around the corner and my mom wants everyone to be home before the day.

So I was thinking you should come to Arcadia with me

I don't know if that's a good idea....

Why?

Your mom and sister don't like me, Urie.

Yeah but at the end of the day they're not the ones making the decisions on who I choose to be with 💁🏻‍♂️

I don't want to cause trouble 

And you won't.

I promise ❤

.....well

Alright.

I'll come 😄

Great 😁

See you then ☺

Sure

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