Tom: Ugh.

Tom's OTT Fangirls: AAAAAAAAAAYE!!! BAAAAAE. SUCK MY ASS SENPAI. CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK!?!(The Fandom Ruiner ones.)

Tom: *Throws a Bottle of Smirnoff at them*SUCK MY SMIRNOFF BOTTLE./*Runs off* Isn't there a decent woman around here?

*Points at carcxno-Genetxcxst and ViciousStrawberry*They are! I don't know who I ship with you more tho.

Tom: Wait. What.

Yep! SHIP BATTLE.

Tom: OMG NO-

FIRE THAN CANONS.